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18 Jan 2006, 11:41
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Re: Your Beautiful
pig the romantic
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If one person is in delusion, they're called insane.
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18 Jan 2006, 11:43
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1up on you
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by sniborp
pig the romantic
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flowers from a petrol station are shit hot romantic
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18 Jan 2006, 11:44
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Drink is Good
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Re: Your Beautiful
flowers pig:\ flowers my god man
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18 Jan 2006, 11:45
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by pig
flowers from a petrol station are shit hot romantic
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in a somewhat tacky way...
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18 Jan 2006, 11:45
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Re: Your Beautiful
I meant to put not
But yeah they are
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18 Jan 2006, 11:50
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1up on you
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by Phil^
in a somewhat tacky way...
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but couple it with 2 cadburys flake (3 for £1) and your onto a winner then think of her face. I ate the thrid one.
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18 Jan 2006, 11:52
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Drink is Good
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Re: Your Beautiful
flakes are just awesome
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18 Jan 2006, 11:57
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1up on you
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by Alki
flakes are just awesome
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ye thats why she will be mega impressed, two as well.
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18 Jan 2006, 12:04
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Insomniac
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Re: Your Beautiful
lol, i must concede defeat to your plan
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18 Jan 2006, 12:21
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tappajahai!
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Location: Finland
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Re: Your Beautiful
There's quite nothing liek those foreign exchange students that come to ya town on yearly basis. Around a year from now I was seeing 1 hot birdie from Birgmingham (or whatever that town is called), a brummie girlie named becky. Before her i always thought UK chix were not so hot compared to f.ex. scandinavians, but I suppose there r exceptions everywhere. Especially in Finland (where most ppl r either too shit or shy too express themselves with languages) a guy liek me has a fair chance to hook up with sum hot blooded visitors.
Hum.... I wonder if today is teh party day again :S
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18 Jan 2006, 12:32
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1up on you
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Re: Your Beautiful
Birmingham isnt a town its a bloody large city (second largest in uk) probably bigger than those weird finnish places. UK women arent bad looking, we have ugly girls and we have pretty girls, swings and roundabouts. But ye foreign exchange girls are the best.
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18 Jan 2006, 13:22
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by pig
Last night I went out to a club as one normally does on a friday night. I got drunk met my friends and flirted with a few girls etc. My girlfriend gets back in the country on monday so I have to fill in the blanks.
Anyway, the place I live in theres a house two doors down from me, with 6 beautiful french girls.
They have style, they have finesse, they kind of glide, there accent is so hot. But its well known that these are one fit group of girls. Normally 3-6 of them will go along to the same place I go to for a dance and a drink.
So back to the nightclub, im standing at the bar and I turn my head to my left.
Shit
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its her
its the ringleader, the fittest, the one who surely models lingerie and perfume, she is just beautiful. Nothing perticularly wowing about her feature wise (apart from her legs) but she is almost perfect in all departments.
The barman comes over to me, and I point out that shes first, she orders and turns round to me and says thanks.
I lit a ciggarette and she did the same. I thought to myself nows my chance. She is on her own, no guys, no girls. So I lean in and the conversation goes as follows.
Me: Hi
French girl: Hi
Me: I think you live one down from me, you came to my house party and ive been to yours.
French girl: :Cute puzzled look: Simon? (except she said it the french way which was hot)
Me: ye thats it, Anna?
French girl: Anna or Annelise
Me: I know this is going to sound stupid, but I thought id say it, but you are so beautiful
French girl: erm thanks
French girl: :gets her drinks: see you later
Me: bye
I was quite pleased, firstly id spoken to her on her own. Secondly I had done what I had told my friends I would do which is tell her she is beautiful. Thirdly I was quite drunk so didnt really care how much of a twat I made of myself.
The rest of the night was fun, drinking, dancing...usual stuff. I then walked past her again, this time she was with friends. She said something in french to them, it was too loud so I couldnt really hear it. They kind of gave me a smile. I thought I was going to get burnt or something because they thought I was a pervert. But no they walked off.
French Girl: No one has ever said im beautiful before, that was such a nice compliment
Me: (I was quite pissed btw) Its true though (here comes the corny chat up line) If I was you I would just look at myself in the mirror all day
French Girl: *laugh*
Me: (Jesus she laughed at my joke, wow) *laugh*
French Girl: Do you want to go for coffee tomoz?
Me: I cant :/ im going to the villa game
French Girl: Monday?
Me: I cant I have a job interview
French Girl: Looking slightly puzzled
Me: What about wednesday? I am free all day and back in canterbury
French Girl: Whats your number?
Me: blah blah blah
French Girl: ill phone you
Me: Good night
French Girl: night
All while I was pissed too, god I love the french
(its only a coffee but hey shes beautiful so its an exscuse to stare for an hour)
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tut tut when you have a gf...
*Marv shakes head.
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18 Jan 2006, 13:24
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1up on you
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by Marv
tut tut when you have a gf...
*Marv shakes head.
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i can have coffee with other girls, doesnt mean that ill get in there pants, the thing is im looking for a wife, i cant marry the one im with so i have to start looking around
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18 Jan 2006, 13:29
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Guy next door
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Re: Your Beautiful
You are looking for a wife..hmkay.
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18 Jan 2006, 13:34
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1up on you
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
You are looking for a wife..hmkay.
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i want to have babies with someone ;/
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18 Jan 2006, 13:48
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Your Beautiful
Why can't you marry the one you're with? Is she Muslim? (hi Flavius)
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18 Jan 2006, 13:53
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by pig
i want to have babies with someone ;/
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Find a couple of Lesbians with big bank balances, and low moral standards (not too hard) and youre on a winner.
Just dont expect any input into the childs life afterwards.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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18 Jan 2006, 15:06
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Location: London, UK
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Re: Your Beautiful
Girls can tell when flowers are from petrol stations.
They just can.
It's better to not get flowers at all than to buy them from a forecourt
Why not just get them from a proper flower shop?
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18 Jan 2006, 15:22
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1up on you
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Girls can tell when flowers are from petrol stations.
They just can.
It's better to not get flowers at all than to buy them from a forecourt
Why not just get them from a proper flower shop?
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it was 10pm ;-/
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Originally Posted by chubbycheeker
Why can't you marry the one you're with? Is she Muslim? (hi Flavius)
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18 Jan 2006, 21:41
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1up on you
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Re: Your Beautiful
Just got back from a drink with her, she has to get back and do some work but its looking good. Was a bit weird at first, because her friend was there, but she asked her friend in french to leave (nothing quite pretending you cant speak french, when you can) then we just chatted about university etc. Ill see her on friday when I go out with my girlfriend, that will be interesting...
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18 Jan 2006, 22:07
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Bored
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Re: Your Beautiful
another obligitory "should have had more sex" post
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19 Jan 2006, 00:16
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by pig
the thing is im looking for a wife, i cant marry the one im with so i have to start looking around
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I just Googled 'Russian Wives' and got about 3,240,000 results for russian wives.
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19 Jan 2006, 01:06
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Location: Somwhere I belong
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Girls can tell when flowers are from petrol stations.
They just can.
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Qft.
A bit like buying them expensive looking jewellery and the first thing they do is check whether it was bought from Argos or not.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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19 Jan 2006, 01:24
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Re: Your Beautiful
Im just waiting for pig to tell us that he thinks about converting to Islam, so he can have four wives.
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19 Jan 2006, 01:37
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
Im just waiting for pig to tell us that he thinks about converting to Islam, so he can have four wives.
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ftw.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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19 Jan 2006, 10:51
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1up on you
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Re: Your Beautiful
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
Im just waiting for pig to tell us that he thinks about converting to Islam, so he can have four wives.
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id never ever ever convert, but who says i cant have 4 wives ;o
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19 Jan 2006, 11:45
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Bored
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Re: Your Beautiful
the law?
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19 Jan 2006, 11:49
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1up on you
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Re: Your Beautiful
damn you
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19 Jan 2006, 14:51
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Re: Your Beautiful
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damn you
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Im with you on this one, they need to find out first
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