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(Illegal) he was laying there on the coach beating himself to Tottenham playing the FA semis some years back
(Illegal) and he managed to shot himself in the face/mouth/nose/eye
(Illegal) this was due to the excitement of his mom coming home
(Illegal) as that sorta caused it
(Illegal) so he was running to the bathroom with cum dripping from his face
(Illegal) yer
(Illegal) poor sod