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14 Mar 2003, 19:27
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fascinated by bridges!
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When I was 10, fellow Forum People. (You're the best people in the world)
When I was ten years old, this event took place:
I was strolling down a small, paved road on my way to the playgrounds. When I'm halfway there, I see something I'll never forget in my entire life: A kid around my age is trying to beat up the neighbour's son (who's around 4 and has a weird way of talking, I think his name is Jean). At first I think: "I'd better not get involved, because that other kid sure looks strong and if he kicks Jean's ass he might beat me up as well."
But then I saw that little Jean managed to kick back at that nasty looking kid (he had a strange symbol sewn into his jacket below his shoulder), and I thought: "If we attack together, we can win!"
And so I saved Jean that day. He was very kind to me afterwards, and allowed me to give him money.
But now, fellow Forum men and women! Hear now!
40 years have passed, and now the situation is kind of different. I've found this kid that could or could not steal apples from my garden. So to scare him off, I'm going to give him a good smacking. However, we have one problem! Jean, that weird-talking idiot, he's trying to talk me out of it! I'm so enraged that I feel like renaming french fries to freedom fries!!
I mean, gratitude lasts forever, right? So because I saved his ass that day fourty years ago, he should support me in whatever I do, and help me beat up whomever I suspect might consider stealing my apples - right??
So I'm kind of pissed off here, as I'm sure you understand.
Express your deepest sympathy, Please!
Matrim
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Last edited by Matrim; 14 Mar 2003 at 20:07.
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14 Mar 2003, 19:33
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14 Mar 2003, 19:34
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Spritely:
Join Date: Nov 2001
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what.
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14 Mar 2003, 19:35
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: When I was 10, fellow Forum People. (You're the best people in the world)
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Originally posted by Matrim
Cough
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So you stayed friends with Jean and he is trying to get you to not smack this guy up who could or could not steal apples.
Matrim your story wasn't in english
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14 Mar 2003, 19:38
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14 Mar 2003, 19:40
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fascinated by bridges!
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Re: Re: When I was 10, fellow Forum People. (You're the best people in the world)
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Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
So you stayed friends with Jean and he is trying to get you to not smack this guy up who could or could not steal apples.
Matrim your story wasn't in english
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It's the best English to come out of Norway in a 100 years. I swear it on my governments official view on the crisis of the oncoming war.
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14 Mar 2003, 20:03
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I think the whole stories meant to be a metaphor about Britain and American attacking Iraq.
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14 Mar 2003, 20:08
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It was a Stupid Dream
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The problem was forty years ago Jean experienced a lot of pain from that guy hitting him, and he feels that no young kid should have that sort of pain
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14 Mar 2003, 20:14
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Guilty of being White
Join Date: Sep 2001
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****ing Ace. pld matrim
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<ckx> they act all old and mature
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<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
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14 Mar 2003, 20:21
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Attitude
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Just cut down the ****ing tree.
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14 Mar 2003, 20:36
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Join Date: Dec 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by WorkMonkey
I think the whole stories meant to be a metaphor about Britain and American attacking Iraq.
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Now you mention it....... Only, I think it's France and America that he means
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14 Mar 2003, 20:52
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Re: When I was 10, fellow Forum People. (You're the best people in the world)
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Originally posted by Matrim
When I was ten years old, this event took place:
I was strolling down a small, paved road on my way to the playgrounds. When I'm halfway there, I see something I'll never forget in my entire life: A kid around my age is trying to beat up the neighbour's son (who's around 4 and has a weird way of talking, I think his name is Jean). At first I think: "I'd better not get involved, because that other kid sure looks strong and if he kicks Jean's ass he might beat me up as well."
But then I saw that little Jean managed to kick back at that nasty looking kid (he had a strange symbol sewn into his jacket below his shoulder), and I thought: "If we attack together, we can win!"
And so I saved Jean that day. He was very kind to me afterwards, and allowed me to give him money.
But now, fellow Forum men and women! Hear now!
40 years have passed, and now the situation is kind of different. I've found this kid that could or could not throw the lighted molotov ****tail he may or may not have through the window of my house he was standing next to. This might explode my giant pile of molotov ****tails so to scare him off, I'm going to give him a good smacking. However, we have one problem! Jean, that weird-talking idiot, he's trying to talk me out of it! I'm so enraged that I feel like renaming french fries to freedom fries!!
I mean, gratitude lasts forever, right? So because I saved his ass that day fourty years ago, he should support me in whatever I do, and help me beat up whomever I suspect might consider stealing my apples - right??
So I'm kind of pissed off here, as I'm sure you understand.
Express your deepest sympathy, Please!
Matrim
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I fixed rick's version.
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15 Mar 2003, 00:15
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Man I don't believe I saw that.
pld Matrim
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15 Mar 2003, 01:02
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
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Re: Re: When I was 10, fellow Forum People. (You're the best people in the world)
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Originally posted by Iniluki
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Let go of your grudge and become a finer human being.
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15 Mar 2003, 01:19
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fascinated by bridges!
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Re: Re: Re: Re: When I was 10, fellow Forum People. (You're the best people in the world)
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My grudge against stupid grown ups.
The ones that have foregotten whats its like to be kids.
Never.
Let them eat the apples. And shut up!
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Fine, I'll leave you to it.
Here, have an apple.
The kids must learn to ask first.
Matrim
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15 Mar 2003, 10:28
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Look its a useless rank.
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Iniluki's made himself look retarded.
Well done.
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