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27 Jan 2003, 12:30
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Police Storm West London Mosque
Earlier this morning, armed police stormed a Mosque in West London following a tip off from a local resident who had claimed to see a bearded man standing at a window inside the Mosque brandishing what appeared to be a pair of scissors.
Police detained and severely beat seven Muslims under the prevention of terrorism act. They also confiscated a pair of scissors and a 500g bag of sugar. Speaking on behalf of the Metropolitan Police, Sgt Brian Nathan Peters told a local reporter "I can confirm that a significant quantity of sugar has been discovered inside the Mosque, which, in trained hands, can be used to make deadly explosives. Following the raid, we have pursued a number of enquiries at three residential properties within the West London area and I can further confirm that more sugar has been found, along with two rolling pins and a hacksaw. More arrests are expected to follow ".
However, Mr Ali Baba, a well known local Muslim who had been inside the Mosque at the time of the raid, complained that the man seen at the window holding scissors was in fact making a pair of curtains, and that the sugar was used to sweeten hot beverages such as tea and coffee.
Despite this protestation, the Muslims all face deportation to Glasgow where they will be housed in secure Council accomodation.
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27 Jan 2003, 12:35
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3,848
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Joking aside that bastard Abu Hamza needs deporting now.
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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27 Jan 2003, 12:37
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Shocking!
(funny!)
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27 Jan 2003, 14:42
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Look its a useless rank.
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Aus > NZ
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27 Jan 2003, 14:49
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 618
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Yeah, send em to glasgow, that'll show them.
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i am banned cos i am a complete and utterl moron. i wish i wash litke hajmyjimmm cos hes gthe greatest person in te the rowlrd.
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27 Jan 2003, 14:52
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Cultured
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ESS The Darker The Night The Brighter The Star
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27 Jan 2003, 14:58
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27 Jan 2003, 14:58
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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I'm almost sorry that Opera told me that was a fake link as soon as I clicked on it. It stole 2 seconds of humour from my life.
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27 Jan 2003, 15:02
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Forever Delayed
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: www.netgamers.org
Posts: 1,475
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Kiss becomes "n00b tosser" of the day for posting something and taking all the credit.
N00B TOSSER!!!
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pablissimo "I'm still geting over the fact you just posted a pic of your own vomit"
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27 Jan 2003, 15:07
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mong
Kiss becomes "n00b tosser" of the day for posting something and taking all the credit.
N00B TOSSER!!!
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Hi Mong!
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27 Jan 2003, 15:08
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3,848
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
I'm almost sorry that Opera told me that was a fake link as soon as I clicked on it. It stole 2 seconds of humour from my life.
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Just looking at the link in the IE status bar makes it kind of obvious too.
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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27 Jan 2003, 15:19
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Nodrog Storms West London Mosque
Earlier this morning, Nodrog stormed a Mosque in West London following a tip off from a local resident who had claimed to see a bearded man standing at a window inside the Mosque brandishing what appeared to be a pair of scissors.
Nodrog detained and severely beat seven Muslims under the prevention of terrorism act. They also confiscated a pair of scissors and a 500g bag of sugar. Speaking on behalf of Nodrog, Sgt Brian Nathan Peters told a local reporter "I can confirm that a significant quantity of sugar has been discovered inside the Mosque, which, in trained hands, can be used to make deadly explosives. Following the raid, we have pursued a number of enquiries at three residential properties within the West London area and I can further confirm that more sugar has been found, along with two rolling pins and a hacksaw. More arrests are expected to follow ".
However, Mr Ali Baba, a well known local Muslim who had been inside the Mosque at the time of the raid, complained that the man seen at the window holding scissors was in fact making a pair of curtains, and that the sugar was used to sweeten hot beverages such as tea and coffee.
Despite this protestation, the Muslims all face deportation to Glasgow where they will be housed in secure Council accomodation.
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27 Jan 2003, 20:49
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mong
Kiss becomes "n00b tosser" of the day for posting something and taking all the credit.
N00B TOSSER!!!
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Hang on a minute!
You think I copied the satirical news story of that web site link? No no no. That guy Hosie copied it off here and posted it on the fake CNN site for fun.
Now say "Sorry Kiss, you rock".
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27 Jan 2003, 23:12
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: England
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surely deporting Abu Hamza is a bad thing, since he'll just go back to whatever fanatical country he came from, whip up some support from the local peasants who will then come over here and do some "renovating" of london.
I think it would be better to interogate him to see what he knows, then have him executed and smeared with pork, so he doesnt go to paradise
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27 Jan 2003, 23:19
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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GLAASGOW!!"!!!!!!!!
I don't want them trying to blow me up
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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27 Jan 2003, 23:45
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Luminous Flux
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Fargo, ND
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Did any police get stabbed? I'd like to see a tape of a bunch of police being chased from a mosque by a guy swinging a Scimitar.
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