Ive nearly killed or maimed my brother so i guess thatll do. because i need to share it because if i dont i might explode or something.
Once when we were kids i made him run up and down the sitting room with the lights off so i could follow him with a torch (it was the best torch ever...it had a red light a green light and a blue light!!! omg how much i miss it...). He ran straight into a cabinet and the corner left a scar about 1/2mm from his left eye. (heh)
Other time i threw a metal coathanger at him and it bounced and smacked him straight in the face.
(it was meant to just land on the floor infront of him)
another time i decided itd be funny to spin around in circles holding the remote control for the tv. Thing is that the remote was in a kind of holder thing. when i hit 20bazillion mph in my spinning frenzy it left the holder and shot straight towards my brother at supersonic speeds missing his head by about 1/2 inch and leaving a giant dent in a solid wall. he still got hurt when the bits and pieces of the remote flew past him tho
Last time was not so long ago when i was pissing about telling him that if he didnt go get me a coke from the fridge id beat him southern florida style which involved grabbing a belt and snapping it a fair bit. except i got a bit too close and i managed to snap it so it actually hit face. it missed his eye (again) by a few inches. he screamed out in pain.
i just laughed.
phew im glad thats off my chest
thanks for being there dudes.