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13 Aug 2005, 09:53
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For Crowly <3
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Funniest In-Game Message
We've all been there. Attacking someone and they realise that theres no hope in hell of defending so they send messages trying to get you to stop attacking.
So share with us your funny messages. Highlight of this round so far:
We'll come by soon and pick those roids back..
It'll be a kill fleet.. you still have time to recall though..
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13 Aug 2005, 12:44
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Registered Awesome Person
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
I've lost Little Timmy from last round
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13 Aug 2005, 12:48
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
i wish i could share with you some of the ones that accidently get reported as abuse.
some of them even made me lol :P
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13 Aug 2005, 17:37
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
someone (X:X:X) recall Sat, 13 Aug 13:04
recall now or we will destroy you
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13 Aug 2005, 18:56
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Forever Noob
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
When I threatened to exile a gal m8:
RESPONSE !! DONT KICK ME NOOO I WILL BE GOOD OK ? I GET AN ASTEROID OR SOMETHINK!
Twas a buddypack member kidding around (had sent an activity warning to entire gal) but still funny
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<[MO]Forest> i meant a proper hc, not a hc who would suicide into his MO's fleet
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13 Aug 2005, 20:59
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
I don't have it to hand but early on in the round I recieved one message along the lines of:
"Recall or me and my alliance (we are #1) will bash you to the ground."
Now, is it me or are you forbidden from attacking your own alliance?
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13 Aug 2005, 22:58
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
"Thanks for exiling me, I will never play a round again"
And he was a total noobie
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14 Aug 2005, 00:20
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Behe
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dotatrix
"Thanks for exiling me, I will never play a round again"
And he was a total noobie
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Id be ashamed of that one
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14 Aug 2005, 00:39
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Join Date: May 2003
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
I've gotten at least two this round bluffing about what ships they had in production, I generally just ignore them (If someone actually has enough ships in production to wreck your fleet, they generally don't let you know.)
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14 Aug 2005, 00:50
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
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Originally Posted by relik
I've gotten at least two this round bluffing about what ships they had in production, I generally just ignore them (If someone actually has enough ships in production to wreck your fleet, they generally don't let you know.)
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mby they wub ya and inform
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14 Aug 2005, 01:17
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Ex-Visionary
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
Quote:
Originally Posted by relik
I've gotten at least two this round bluffing about what ships they had in production, I generally just ignore them (If someone actually has enough ships in production to wreck your fleet, they generally don't let you know.)
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damn right, get worried if they dont msg you and have spent their res :P
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14 Aug 2005, 01:43
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
From: Hades (7:12:7), Ares 20/10/2000 22:31 CEST
Subject: mongool
tering gay newbie basher tiefes hond kanker lijer
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14 Aug 2005, 02:26
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dotatrix
"Thanks for exiling me, I will never play a round again"
And he was a total noobie
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Hardly funny.
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R4 : HR BC
R5-R6 : HR Techie
R7-R11 : HR HC / NoS Head Techie / NoS WC
R12 : Retired <- GF gives ultimatum. PA or Her.
R13 : HR Peon -> BC -> MC (GC of Winning Gal)
R14 : HR HC
R15 : Retired <- GF dumps me cuz of PA.
R16 : HR Peon
R19 : Omen BC
R20-R30 : Retired
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Someone give me a dictionary.
Cuz I don't seem to know what retired means. =/
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14 Aug 2005, 11:27
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The Original Terran
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
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Originally Posted by Chaos
Hardly funny.
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agreed
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Retired just for a bit....
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14 Aug 2005, 11:31
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
So do u keep unpaid, not active and total newbies in yer gal ?
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14 Aug 2005, 12:18
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
This thread is right up my alley.
These surely made me laugh. Please take note of the date on these first few mails.
this guy(0:0:0) cool ! Thu, 21 Jul 11:51
congrat for # 1
Asphere
a guy (0:0:0) good luck Fri, 22 Jul 07:29
your doing real well good luck this round u may win!!!!!
idol
IDIOT (0:0:0) Hello Fri, 22 Jul 11:13
Hi, pls vote #hidden BLANK of BLANK as GC. He finished top 10 last round so he's the best one for the job. He can lead us to victory. Thanks.
SAME IDIOT (0:0:0) seems as if... Fri, 22 Jul 11:42
He is the best guy for this job. I know him and he is a good leader, believe me. That's why we need him as GC.
Currently this "best guy for the job" has a very shit planet.
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14 Aug 2005, 12:25
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chika
This thread is right up my alley.
These surely made me laugh. Please take note of the date on these first few mails.
this guy(0:0:0) cool ! Thu, 21 Jul 11:51
congrat for # 1
Asphere
a guy (0:0:0) good luck Fri, 22 Jul 07:29
your doing real well good luck this round u may win!!!!!
idol
IDIOT (0:0:0) Hello Fri, 22 Jul 11:13
Hi, pls vote #hidden BLANK of BLANK as GC. He finished top 10 last round so he's the best one for the job. He can lead us to victory. Thanks.
SAME IDIOT (0:0:0) seems as if... Fri, 22 Jul 11:42
He is the best guy for this job. I know him and he is a good leader, believe me. That's why we need him as GC.
Currently this "best guy for the job" has a very shit planet.
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But hey he's the best!
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15 Aug 2005, 08:24
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Guy next door
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
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Originally Posted by Horn
in round one i sent a message to someone called silversmoke (i think) in the "first born" gal..... asking for defence and promising them i would be loyal to them forever on
ahhhh those were the days
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I have no idea what you are talking about, I wasn't in a first born galaxy in round one.
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15 Aug 2005, 09:27
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
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My_Target (a:b:c) i am feeling lucky today Sat, 13 Aug 15:34
Then i suggest you start praying X.....Y.....Z
(you realy cant scan me, can you? )
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16 Aug 2005, 07:35
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
"you are next on my retail list if u don't recall.!!"
i'm still waiting... and i only do wholesale anyway
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16 Aug 2005, 11:03
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For Crowly <3
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dotatrix
So do u keep unpaid, not active and total newbies in yer gal ?
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If there active, yes.
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16 Aug 2005, 12:11
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Commodore
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
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Originally Posted by furball
I've lost Little Timmy from last round
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Originally posted by Timmy's Guardian
Excuse me kind sir/madam, as i'm sure you are aware your ships are, as we speak, on route to this world. What you may not realise and what i am here to tell you about is "Little Timmy".
I'm sure you don't know or have never heard of litle timmy as if you did you would probably not have sent your ships here.
You see, litte timmy was invloved in a freak accident involving a school bus, a driver hooked on crack and a flock of flamingo's, long story short little timmy was lucky to escape with his life from the wreck while 14 of the other 18 kids were not so lucky.
Little timmy lost alot of friends on that fateful day, but not only that he lost his hearing in 1 ear, broke his left arm had to have both of his legs amputated and his right testicle was mistakenly misplaced during the amputation proceedure.
Now since the accident little timmy needs round the clock supervision to make sure he does'nt have anymore black outs and end up swallowing his tongue, in a way it's not so bad as little timmy's mum has not been able to work for a long time due to illness, it means she can look after him, but in turn that also mean that little timmy's dad is under extra pressure as the sole money earner for the family. Knocking out double shifts in the local mines is not an easy task but it needs to be done for the good of the family, especially a family that has suffered from so many misfortunate incidents like little timmy's baby sister kimmy who was born pregnant.
Subject : cant we all just get along.... part2 Sent by User 1732 to User 3962
What you dont seem to realise is that if you continue with your attack on this world, you are effectily killing poor little timmy in one way or another. If you bomb the structures on this world there is always a chance that 1 could go astray and hit some houses and there goes timmy or if you are accurate with your bombing and confine the damage to the mines and factory's then there is a really strong chance you could bomb the mines when timmy's dad is in there working a double shift and if he gets killed or seriously injured there would be no income for the family. Without any income of any sort they would not be able to get food or medicine.
Without medicine timmy's mum is likely to die from Herpies within 24hrs and little timmy would probably slowly slip away from us with all those black outs and no one to care for him, it would'nt be long before he swallows his own tongue and says farewell to this cruel world.
Should you not blow the structures on this world up and only take the asteroids from here the results with be as bad if not worse, wihout asteroids to mine the economy here would collapse into oblivion, stock markets would crumble and anarchy would rule this world. People limit timmy could never survive in a place like that.
All i'm asking for is a bit of pity, a pinch of good will, mixed with a little mercy and sprinkled with some hope that you would be kind enough to show some mercy and recall your fleet to save this world, but more importantly to save little timmy from a horribly painfull death.
Thank you kind Sir/Madam
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16 Aug 2005, 12:21
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
Quote:
Originally Posted by relik
I've gotten at least two this round bluffing about what ships they had in production, I generally just ignore them (If someone actually has enough ships in production to wreck your fleet, they generally don't let you know.)
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I did that once last round, he recalled too (I wasn't bluffing).
Just because you can kill lots of his ships it doesn't mean he won't steal 25% of your roids anyway. I'd rather keep the roids than kill some ships.
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16 Aug 2005, 12:26
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For Crowly <3
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
*giggles*
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16 Aug 2005, 13:09
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Registered User
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smudge
If there active, yes.
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_NOT_ active
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16 Aug 2005, 13:17
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For Crowly <3
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
Active is depending on in game activeness and irc activeness
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16 Aug 2005, 17:34
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Re: Funniest In-Game Message
Yes, but he did specify NOT active in his original post...
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