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Earlier this morning, Nodrog stormed a Mosque in West London following a tip off from a local resident who had claimed to see a bearded man standing at a window inside the Mosque brandishing what appeared to be a pair of scissors.

Nodrog detained and severely beat seven Muslims under the prevention of terrorism act. They also confiscated a pair of scissors and a 500g bag of sugar. Speaking on behalf of Nodrog, Sgt Brian Nathan Peters told a local reporter "I can confirm that a significant quantity of sugar has been discovered inside the Mosque, which, in trained hands, can be used to make deadly explosives. Following the raid, we have pursued a number of enquiries at three residential properties within the West London area and I can further confirm that more sugar has been found, along with two rolling pins and a hacksaw. More arrests are expected to follow ".

However, Mr Ali Baba, a well known local Muslim who had been inside the Mosque at the time of the raid, complained that the man seen at the window holding scissors was in fact making a pair of curtains, and that the sugar was used to sweeten hot beverages such as tea and coffee.

Despite this protestation, the Muslims all face deportation to Glasgow where they will be housed in secure Council accomodation.