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Unread 22 Jan 2006, 04:57   #45
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Re: Euromillions
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Originally Posted by Superpig #1
hmm, i might buy a ticket or 2 this week, im also due some good luck, but God hates me, so ill win £2.50 or something stupid like that....
If God really hated you you'd end up breaking both your legs on the way to the get the ticket, so you'd end up in the hospital and have to ask your friend to get it, and before he get's back you choke on some hospital food and they put you in intensive care because you went into a coma so your friend stuffs the lottery tickets in the pocket of your hospital gown and soon you wake up and then as the winning lottery numbers are announced the hospital has an electrical outage as they call of your winning numbers sparks fly around the tv, set the roof on fire, the bolts holding the tv to the ceiling come off, the thing drops, lands on the edge of your bed causing it to flip, throwing you down on your neck, it breaks and your cup of tea ruins your new clean, white, hospital socks as you die in the dark in agony. The nurse who gave rough treatment spots the ticket and gets all the winnings. Your family and all your friends end up bankrupt and homeless without you to support them.
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