Police Storm West London Mosque
 

Earlier this morning, armed police stormed a Mosque in West London following a tip off from a local resident who had claimed to see a bearded man standing at a window inside the Mosque brandishing what appeared to be a pair of scissors.

Police detained and severely beat seven Muslims under the prevention of terrorism act. They also confiscated a pair of scissors and a 500g bag of sugar. Speaking on behalf of the Metropolitan Police, Sgt Brian Nathan Peters told a local reporter "I can confirm that a significant quantity of sugar has been discovered inside the Mosque, which, in trained hands, can be used to make deadly explosives. Following the raid, we have pursued a number of enquiries at three residential properties within the West London area and I can further confirm that more sugar has been found, along with two rolling pins and a hacksaw. More arrests are expected to follow ".

However, Mr Ali Baba, a well known local Muslim who had been inside the Mosque at the time of the raid, complained that the man seen at the window holding scissors was in fact making a pair of curtains, and that the sugar was used to sweeten hot beverages such as tea and coffee.

Despite this protestation, the Muslims all face deportation to Glasgow where they will be housed in secure Council accomodation.

Joking aside that bastard Abu Hamza needs deporting now.

Shocking!

:rolleyes:

(funny!)

Yeah, send em to glasgow, that'll show them.

omfg!

omfg!

I'm almost sorry that Opera told me that was a fake link as soon as I clicked on it. It stole 2 seconds of humour from my life.

Kiss becomes "n00b tosser" of the day for posting something and taking all the credit.

N00B TOSSER!!!

Hi Mong!

Just looking at the link in the IE status bar makes it kind of obvious too.

Nodrog Storms West London Mosque
 

Earlier this morning, Nodrog stormed a Mosque in West London following a tip off from a local resident who had claimed to see a bearded man standing at a window inside the Mosque brandishing what appeared to be a pair of scissors.

Nodrog detained and severely beat seven Muslims under the prevention of terrorism act. They also confiscated a pair of scissors and a 500g bag of sugar. Speaking on behalf of Nodrog, Sgt Brian Nathan Peters told a local reporter "I can confirm that a significant quantity of sugar has been discovered inside the Mosque, which, in trained hands, can be used to make deadly explosives. Following the raid, we have pursued a number of enquiries at three residential properties within the West London area and I can further confirm that more sugar has been found, along with two rolling pins and a hacksaw. More arrests are expected to follow ".

However, Mr Ali Baba, a well known local Muslim who had been inside the Mosque at the time of the raid, complained that the man seen at the window holding scissors was in fact making a pair of curtains, and that the sugar was used to sweeten hot beverages such as tea and coffee.

Despite this protestation, the Muslims all face deportation to Glasgow where they will be housed in secure Council accomodation.

Hang on a minute!

You think I copied the satirical news story of that web site link? No no no. That guy Hosie copied it off here and posted it on the fake CNN site for fun.

Now say "Sorry Kiss, you rock".

surely deporting Abu Hamza is a bad thing, since he'll just go back to whatever fanatical country he came from, whip up some support from the local peasants who will then come over here and do some "renovating" of london.
I think it would be better to interogate him to see what he knows, then have him executed and smeared with pork, so he doesnt go to paradise

GLAASGOW!!"!!!!!!!!


I don't want them trying to blow me up

Did any police get stabbed? I'd like to see a tape of a bunch of police being chased from a mosque by a guy swinging a Scimitar.