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31 Jan 2005, 23:52
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Back from timeout.
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Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
Women made easy! In just 5 steps you can be a pimp daddy like JC. No matter how much of a geek you are for playing PA!
GD I present... Qazok's Bible. (c)
1st - Music is harmony.
2nd - Women use roughly the amount of a dogs IQ when making most simple decisions. Therefore, she is using about the same amount of logic as fluffly or rover.
3rd - Confidence is a must.
4th - Never let the impassive face of a women fool you, they're probably thinking the same thing you are.
5th - Every woman has a vagina, and that is equal to guys "thinking with the wrong head" to them.
-The End*
*Copies available by mail order only. Please contact 'the creator'** (heheh) for subscription details.
**Pun intended.
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31 Jan 2005, 23:54
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
well that was almost as satisfying as fellating a corpse. thank you for your valued insight.
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31 Jan 2005, 23:56
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Evil inside
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
Zhukovs guide:
Always beware of things that doesnt come with a manual!
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
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31 Jan 2005, 23:57
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lolly roffle
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
Women made easy! In just 5 steps you can be a pimp daddy like JC.
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I am going to do you out of business and give my advice away for free via PMs.
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31 Jan 2005, 23:59
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
it workds.
thank you.
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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1 Feb 2005, 00:00
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
An 18th century vasectomy would be more enjoyable than rereading this thread.
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Very nearly there.
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1 Feb 2005, 00:14
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
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Originally Posted by Phang
well that was almost as satisfying as fellating a corpse. thank you for your valued insight.
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You'd be suprised how satisfying fellating a corpse can be.
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1 Feb 2005, 00:18
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Love's Sweet Exile
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
Soon as I've spread enough round, you're getting some more...
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1 Feb 2005, 00:20
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Bored
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
You'd be suprised how satisfying fellating a corpse can be.
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I've got a bathful of ice.
wanna practice?
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1 Feb 2005, 00:21
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
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Originally Posted by Ste
I've got a bathful of ice.
wanna practice?
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I'm already a master of the skill.
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1 Feb 2005, 04:34
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
You'd be suprised how satisfying fellating a corpse can be.
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wow..
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1 Feb 2005, 04:37
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
i got 2 to donate if you dont mind
-if you punch a female on the forehead hard enough, you will disorient her frontal lobes malfunctioning her cognitive skills for about 5 minutes - just long enough for a quickie
-females are 2-legged vaginas with no brain
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"....some might say, we will find a brighter day...."
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1 Feb 2005, 05:04
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Happy
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
and you wonder why you've got so much neg rep
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1 Feb 2005, 05:05
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
i know, - my sense of humor is so weird sometimes..
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1 Feb 2005, 07:02
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Dum Di Dum Di
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
"I don' trust anything that bleeds for 3 days, and still doesn't die"
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1 Feb 2005, 08:06
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Guy next door
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
Hilarious stuff, will read again at work during lunch!
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2 Feb 2005, 02:29
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Guest
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
My advice?....
Always be wary of anything that bleeds continuously every 30 days and doesn't die.
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2 Feb 2005, 02:35
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Gone
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
This thread is simply appaling, in every respect.
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2 Feb 2005, 02:43
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Godfather
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
this is the worst thread GD has seen in awhile....
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2 Feb 2005, 11:09
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a little bit broken
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by demiGOD
i know, - my sense of humor is so weird sometimes..
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weird as in not funny ?
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2 Feb 2005, 11:10
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Lonely analytic
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
Women made easy! In just 5 steps you can be a pimp daddy like JC. No matter how much of a geek you are for playing PA!
GD I present... Qazok's Bible. (c)
1st - Music is harmony.
2nd - Women use roughly the amount of a dogs IQ when making most simple decisions. Therefore, she is using about the same amount of logic as fluffly or rover.
3rd - Confidence is a must.
4th - Never let the impassive face of a women fool you, they're probably thinking the same thing you are.
5th - Every woman has a vagina, and that is equal to guys "thinking with the wrong head" to them.
-The End*
*Copies available by mail order only. Please contact 'the creator'** (heheh) for subscription details.
**Pun intended.
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I thought they just picked on you, but god, you really, really suck at this board thing.
´con diferencia´
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2 Feb 2005, 20:31
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
TLDR
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3 Feb 2005, 05:27
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
weird as in not funny ?
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i suppose
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3 Feb 2005, 13:13
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Lonely analytic
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
this one should be sticky
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4 Feb 2005, 10:14
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Back from timeout.
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
GD will jump at the chance to flame someone, even if its a joke
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Quote:
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Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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4 Feb 2005, 10:19
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
But it was hardly a joke, it was a poor excuse for one. It was a clear example of infantile humour and so was clearly in contravention of the "GD is much smarter than you, fag" Act of 2003. This entitled any and all posters to jump all over you with spiked running shoes for being so clearly crap.
Maybe you didn't get the memo.
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4 Feb 2005, 10:33
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
GD will jump at the chance to flame someone, even if its a joke
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Adding to Incubus's post, it wasn't just infantile humour,. it was bad infantile humour.
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