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25 Jan 2005, 16:14
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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My Business Idea
I need funding for a great new business idea that I've had.
My vision is a chain of car washing centers where you will get you car washed and waxed by a hoarde of naked female beauties in the time it takes for one play of Christina Aguilera's song 'Car Wash' .
Please suggest names and ways of funding. Thx.
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25 Jan 2005, 16:31
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I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Germany
Posts: 2,198
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Re: My Business Idea
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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25 Jan 2005, 17:59
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Jolt's best friend
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,101
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Re: My Business Idea
i can't see recruitment going well at this time of year
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<Karmulian> subtle as a kick in the nuts as always
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25 Jan 2005, 18:06
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Re: My Business Idea
I dont know, Polish immigrants will always need work.
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25 Jan 2005, 18:14
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,459
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Re: My Business Idea
I heard of a topless hairdressers, that'd be a better idea.
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25 Jan 2005, 18:50
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: My Business Idea
This is why you spend so much time posting on an internet noticeboard, and not running a successful nationwide company.
The concept of "Bikini Car Wash" has been exploited by charity event after charity event, and youd have to charge a fortune and have disclaimers signed by customers before they went in, and the carwash itself would have to be in a closed building with no windows, as otherwise your staff would be charged with public indecency.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 Jan 2005, 19:00
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Lord Denning
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: City of London
Posts: 2,548
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Re: My Business Idea
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrashTester
Please suggest names and ways of funding. Thx.
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Kidnap Zar and blackmail his parents.
(Then kill him anyway; do us all a favour.)
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Please bear in mind when reading the above post that I am always right.
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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25 Jan 2005, 21:05
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InSomniac
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Durham, England
Posts: 1,473
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Re: My Business Idea
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrashTester
Please suggest names and ways of funding. Thx.
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sell your liver...george best will be needing a new 1 soon
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Not so retired anymore....
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25 Jan 2005, 21:13
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 5,900
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Re: My Business Idea
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Originally Posted by Crashtester
Please suggest names
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call it Soapy Car Wank
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26 Jan 2005, 15:15
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Re: My Business Idea
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
This is why you spend so much time posting on an internet noticeboard, and not running a successful nationwide company.
The concept of "Bikini Car Wash" has been exploited by charity event after charity event, and youd have to charge a fortune and have disclaimers signed by customers before they went in, and the carwash itself would have to be in a closed building with no windows, as otherwise your staff would be charged with public indecency.
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so..so...serious...
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26 Jan 2005, 16:08
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the Sacred Pervert
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 1,492
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Re: My Business Idea
Pussy Central - we will papsmear your car with our love juice!!
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