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5 Dec 2004, 01:35
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May I just say
That there is a sport that is often sadly neglected or ignored entirely.
Namely, staying sober or partially so whilst those around you are becoming intoxicated.
For example, I found no end of pleasure in standing, last night, at 1AM watching an image of Stuart dancing which ineluctably brought to mind the phrase "Party time at the mental home."
Not to mention the ability to subsequently take cruel advantage of such people.
So I thank him for that. And I advise you, the good people of GD, to partake of this sport more often.
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5 Dec 2004, 01:45
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so f*cking zen
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Re: May I just say
its very over-rated
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5 Dec 2004, 01:50
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Re: May I just say
you are what most people refer to as "the twat".
Those people clearly asked you out because they were low on numbers.
They wont make that mistake again.
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5 Dec 2004, 01:53
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Gone
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Re: May I just say
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Originally Posted by bl0ke
Those people clearly asked you out because they were low on numbers.
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There was me and him only.
I phoned him to arrange it, and he accepted.
You presumptuous mound-faced nonce.
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5 Dec 2004, 01:57
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so f*cking zen
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
nonce
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takes one to know one
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5 Dec 2004, 02:00
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Re: May I just say
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Originally Posted by Dace
takes one to know one
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5 Dec 2004, 02:01
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
That there is a sport that is often sadly neglected or ignored entirely.
Namely, staying sober or partially so whilst those around you are becoming intoxicated.
For example, I found no end of pleasure in standing, last night, at 1AM watching an image of Stuart dancing which ineluctably brought to mind the phrase "Party time at the mental home."
Not to mention the ability to subsequently take cruel advantage of such people.
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no you really are a twat. No escape from that after that statement.
(this is just my point of view)
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5 Dec 2004, 02:07
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Re: May I just say
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Originally Posted by bl0ke
No escape from that after that statement.
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What, you don't make light hearted fun of your friends on occassion?
Do you live in fear of them?
Quite aside from the fact that Stuart will inevitably arrive in short order and comment on my inability to take much drink last night and my particular fondness for large amounts of greasy foodstuffs.
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5 Dec 2004, 02:15
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Re: May I just say
ahh ok fair enough. Most people find it very irritating when a couple of mates remain sober and relay all the embarrassing stories to them the next day! Much better if everyone has a good drink.
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5 Dec 2004, 02:17
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Gone
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Re: May I just say
I tried to have a good drink. My body chose to resist.
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5 Dec 2004, 02:32
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Re: May I just say
I know what you mean. Drink more! But never drop drunken stories on your mates, hopefully they wont talk about the shit you have been up to.
Theres some kinda drunken code thing, but i'm to drunk to remember atm.
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5 Dec 2004, 02:34
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by bl0ke
I know what you mean. Drink more! But never drop drunken stories on your mates, hopefully they wont talk about the shit you have been up to.
Theres some kinda drunken code thing, but i'm to drunk to remember atm.
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HEY GUYS! I'M DRUNK! ON THE INTERNET! ISN'T DRINKING GREAT? DRINKING IS GREAT! I'M DRUNK! ON THE INTERNET!
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5 Dec 2004, 02:44
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Re: May I just say
I once watched Martok in a somewhat inebriated state asking Spinner for roughly 10 minutes how the Planetarion ticker worked.
Sober situations can be amusing.
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5 Dec 2004, 02:48
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phang
HEY GUYS! I'M DRUNK! ON THE INTERNET! ISN'T DRINKING GREAT? DRINKING IS GREAT! I'M DRUNK! ON THE INTERNET!
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yes indeed, great etc.
I kinda read these forums all the time - but I never reply without a few drinks in me. (and yes I have been around for some time, since the start of PA etc)
These forums seem to be a great filter for all the crap on the internet, so I check them dailly. Flame me for that if ya like, i really dont give a shit.
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5 Dec 2004, 03:21
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Re: May I just say
The wording of Marilyn's post seems to suggest Marilyn got stuart (Skiddy?) drunk, and then preceeded to rape him.
Was I the only one to see that?
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5 Dec 2004, 11:10
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Re: May I just say
I hope he used protection, can't imagine anything worse than giving birth through your arse.
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5 Dec 2004, 11:27
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by bl0ke
yes indeed, great etc.
I kinda read these forums all the time - but I never reply without a few drinks in me. (and yes I have been around for some time, since the start of PA etc)
These forums seem to be a great filter for all the crap on the internet, so I check them dailly. Flame me for that if ya like, i really dont give a shit.
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I understand you, it takes a little alcohol to fully understand this forum in all its glory!
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5 Dec 2004, 11:53
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by Weeks
The wording of Marilyn's post seems to suggest Marilyn got stuart (Skiddy?) drunk, and then preceeded to rape him.
Was I the only one to see that?
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Not even slightly.
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5 Dec 2004, 12:24
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wild one
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Re: May I just say
Hello.
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5 Dec 2004, 13:12
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Made of Twigs
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
Hello sailor.
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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5 Dec 2004, 13:24
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wild one
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Re: May I just say
Editing quotes is about as amusing as claiming to be the objective person in ones story, or quoting a post then informing us you done so 'for truth'.
Seriously though, it is the funniest thing you could ever do on a forum and is sure to provide hours of side splitting entertainment for other readers of this thread.
For you, it truely was worth getting up today.
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5 Dec 2004, 14:36
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Guy next door
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phang
HEY GUYS! I'M DRUNK! ON THE INTERNET! ISN'T DRINKING GREAT? DRINKING IS GREAT! I'M DRUNK! ON THE INTERNET!
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Why don't you just shut the **** up for once?
Oh MM, you seem to be 'that guy'.
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5 Dec 2004, 17:09
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Clerk
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Re: May I just say
Being sober while everyone else is drunk is usually a massive chore. Ocassionally it can be amusing, but only for short periods.
If you're going to be sober then at least don't be one of those all so hilarious people who reminds what people did when they were drunk. If you do then you are not only 'that guy', you are a complete **** to boot.
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5 Dec 2004, 17:26
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Re: May I just say
Beeing sober is overrated. Belive me, I got years of experience.
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5 Dec 2004, 17:38
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Re: May I just say
Being drunk is massively over rated, better to stay soberish.
Of you then get the downside of seeing what utter tossers most people are when they think they have an 'excuse' for acting like tits.
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5 Dec 2004, 18:10
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninja_spammer
Of you then get the downside of seeing what utter tossers most people are when they think they have an 'excuse' for acting like tits.
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6 Dec 2004, 01:02
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Re: May I just say
The only reason I stay sober is so I can take the rest of my drunk friends back home, one by one, safely. It makes me a cool dude.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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6 Dec 2004, 01:06
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Re: May I just say
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Originally Posted by Ninja_spammer
Of you then get the downside of seeing what utter tossers most people are when they think they have an 'excuse' for acting like tits.
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Generally speaking, most people don't act like tossers when drunk.
(I am not a cool person unfortunately)
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6 Dec 2004, 01:15
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Generally speaking, most people don't act like tossers when drunk.
(I am not a cool person unfortunately)
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I'm ridiculously and I utterly refute that statement.
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6 Dec 2004, 01:20
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
I'm ridiculously
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He is
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6 Dec 2004, 01:31
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Gone
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
so, im drunk,
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Don't you have work in the morning, you fiend?
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6 Dec 2004, 06:11
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Re: May I just say
The problem with being sober at parties and nights out, is that you won't have the patience to stay to the very end when you realise what a really shit night out it is.
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6 Dec 2004, 10:59
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Don't you have work in the morning, you fiend?
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yup, at work now and i dont even have a hangover
ah the benefits of steaming hot showers and lynx recover
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6 Dec 2004, 11:16
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Raaaaaaaah!
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by bl0ke
yes indeed, great etc.
I kinda read these forums all the time - but I never reply without a few drinks in me. (and yes I have been around for some time, since the start of PA etc)
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Seems everyone has these days.
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6 Dec 2004, 22:46
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by bl0ke
you are what most people refer to as "the twat".
Those people clearly asked you out because they were low on numbers.
They wont make that mistake again.
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Have you ever seen a sinking ship?
Your social status is like a ship- your crewing it, and its sinking, *fast*
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6 Dec 2004, 22:49
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Re: May I just say
Ow and concidentally:
I haven't been drunk in two years:
I had cancer and was and morphine for 6 months. Since then I have 1) been completely unable to consume anything which could impede my faculties AT ALL
2) become a health freak.
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6 Dec 2004, 22:55
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Re: May I just say
yeah but you'll still die
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6 Dec 2004, 23:05
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Powering your life...
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Re: May I just say
"In life you can only be certain of two things- death and taxes"- Unknown
The questions, my friend, are when and how.
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6 Dec 2004, 23:31
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Re: May I just say
[quote]"In life you can only be certain of two things- death and taxes"- [i] Unkown [i][quote]
You could do with a small edit there.
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6 Dec 2004, 23:35
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Re: May I just say
[quote=skiddy][quote]"In life you can only be certain of two things- death and taxes"- [i] Unkown [i]
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You could do with a small edit there.
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Ta-da, all done up
Your turn.
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6 Dec 2004, 23:36
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thermodynamics
"In life you can only be certain of two things- death and taxes"- Unknown
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Benjamin Franklin said that.
Another one of life's mysteries solved.
[edit]
Due to your quick edit, I doubt many people got the irony of the above post.
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6 Dec 2004, 23:46
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Re: May I just say
Yeah, now that i look at at, i fully appreciate the irony, first time i've laughed today!
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6 Dec 2004, 23:47
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Re: May I just say
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Originally Posted by Thermodynamics
Ta-da, all done up
Your turn.
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6 Dec 2004, 23:49
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Re: May I just say
You're so cool and tough Skiddy!
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6 Dec 2004, 23:57
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wild one
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
You're so cool and tough Skiddy!
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And soon I will be happy like you too!
Look at me escaping from misery, I'm all like w00p w00p w00p...
With the clacking and the slicing and the razor hands!
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7 Dec 2004, 00:05
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Re: May I just say
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
And soon I will be happy like you too!
Look at me escaping from misery, I'm all like w00p w00p w00p...
With the clacking and the slicing and the razor hands!
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Now that MrL is back we really don't need this.
Edit: Using this thread to confirm that MrL is actually "back".
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7 Dec 2004, 00:17
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modest sagacity
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Re: May I just say
drugs are better.
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7 Dec 2004, 00:32
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: May I just say
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Using this thread to confirm that MrL is actually "back".
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Hail to the king baby.
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7 Dec 2004, 10:57
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Re: May I just say
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Hail to the king baby.
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hes back, in fact, soon it will be like he never left...
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7 Dec 2004, 13:39
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wild one
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Re: May I just say
Soberness still isn't a word.
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