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Unread 29 Mar 2007, 00:02   #1
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The first Iranian-born US Mayor

Jimmy Jamshid Delshad, the new mayor of Beverly Hills.

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Thank you for voting me as your Mayor. I have thousands of outstanding and productive plans for the beautification, traffic improvement and the jacking up of property values to 300%, as a Mayor of our lovely city, Beverly Hills. One of the things that is very near and dear to my heart is my long-planned proposition for a Uranium Enrichment program in Southern California. As we speak, we are in the process of turning the metro cities of South Central, Inglewood and Compton to be testing centers for Uranium.

We will enrich Uranium to weapons grade +90% and we will let the people know that this program is strictly for "power generation" only. The "only 3-5% enrichment of Uranium is enough for power generation" is a bunch of crap.

I will also strictly enforce the abduction of anybody who sails within the territorial waters of Beverly Hills. This is including British sailors.

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Re: The first Iranian-born US Mayor

Wait, I thought we were only meant to be doing racism ironically these days.
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Unread 29 Mar 2007, 14:38   #3
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Re: The first Iranian-born US Mayor

shows what you know, "daily mail" racism is all the rage lately. Just watch out for demiGOD's next few posts, doubtless saying that the blacks are ruining our fair city of london, and f*cking paki's are coming in on the channel tunnel by the BILLION TRILLION, and when they get here are refusing to work, costing the taxpayers MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING EVER!
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Unread 29 Mar 2007, 15:18   #4
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Re: The first Iranian-born US Mayor

A little know fact about demigod #4: He waits outside of airports and shoots at heavily tanned British women returning from their holidays with an air-rifle most weekends.
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Unread 29 Mar 2007, 16:06   #5
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Re: The first Iranian-born US Mayor

It's not the blacks that i hate. Sure they are genetically inferior but not everybody can afford to bleach their skin. It's the gay blacks that i can't stand. They just flounce around taking liberties with people's good will by being both black AND gay. Being black may not be a personal choice but being gay certainly is!
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Unread 29 Mar 2007, 20:20   #7
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Re: The first Iranian-born US Mayor

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saying that the blacks are ruining our fair city of london
They are.
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Unread 29 Mar 2007, 22:49   #8
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Re: The first Iranian-born US Mayor

except for the obvious fact that london is most certainly not fair, and it's bloody well not mine.
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