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Unread 1 Mar 2006, 10:57   #1
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a joke that amused me

Watched a film called Anal Lesbians the other day.
They spent the whole film going through the fridge labelling everything.

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Re: a joke that amused me

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You have brought misery down upon my sunny morning :/
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The shit joke police.
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Edit: That was the joke btw, the shit joke police are here because a shit joke was told.

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Re: a joke that amused me

i'm wounded wounded i say, by your replies, here's me, trying to brighten up your mundane days, and all you do is this? pfah!


i'm off to find another shit joke to post
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Re: a joke that amused me

Whats the difference between a paedophile and a greyhound?

A greyhound waits for the hare.
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Re: a joke that amused me

I have an amazing knock knock joke.

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knock knock


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Re: a joke that amused me

and todays joke is:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"

"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President, devastated, looksup and asks.......... "How many is a Brazillion??!"
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That's more like it!
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haha roadrunner, amazing joke
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Re: a joke that amused me

todays joke

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paristhat a new bell ringer was needed.

The bishop decided to conduct the interviews personally and went up to the belfry to begin the screening process.

After observing several applicants he decided to call it a day when, an armless man approached him and said he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job.

The bishop was incredulous. "You have no arms!"

"No matter," said the man. "Observe!"

And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had found a replacement for Quasimodo.

But suddenly, rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below. The stunned bishop rushed to his side.

When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard moments before.

As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, "Bishop, who was this man?"

"I don't know his name," the bishop sadly replied,














"BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL"....
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The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame.


The first man to approach him said, "Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty."

The bishop agreed to audition him, and, as the armless man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and dead on the spot.

Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief of this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side. "What has happened? Who is the man?" the first monk asked breathlessly.

"I don't know his name,"sighed the distraught bishop,
but............."









































"HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER"...
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A bear, a lion and a chicken are sitting around, talking about who is the hardest!

The bear says ' when I roar, the whole forest trembles'!
The lion says ' when I roar, the whole jungle shakes with fear'!
The chicken says ' all I have to do is cough and the whole world sh*ts itself'!!!
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Watched a film called Anal Lesbians the other day.
They spent the whole film going through the fridge labelling everything.

No comprendo
Can someone explain please?!
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Re: a joke that amused me

Good joke RR (and I was talking about the 1st one).
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A bear, a lion and a chicken are sitting around, talking about who is the hardest!

The bear says ' when I roar, the whole forest trembles'!
The lion says ' when I roar, the whole jungle shakes with fear'!
The chicken says ' all I have to do is cough and the whole world sh*ts itself'!!!
Amazing. How about this: http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6172/birdflu4ra.jpg
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