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Unread 9 May 2005, 21:42   #1
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I've noticed that a few people round here have taken up playing poker online. I was just wondering, do the games come with some sort of in-game messaging service. And if so, what do you say? Take the opportunity to smack talk? Things like "How d'you like me now, bitch!" (when you win a hand) or "Just fold already, sucka!" or "Yo momma plays better poker than you do!"

If you played online poker and there was an in-game messaging function what would you say?
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Unread 9 May 2005, 21:45   #2
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Re: Online Poker
I don't say anything. When people start talking it's either complaining about a bad beat or saying something stupid. I get enough of that from people whose opinions I actually give a vague shit about.
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Unread 9 May 2005, 21:46   #3
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I normally say something like, "Does 2 pair beat 3 of a kind?" Hustle 'em hardcore.
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When people start talking it's either complaining about a bad beat or saying something stupid.
We may have been at the same table once.
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Unread 10 May 2005, 10:11   #5
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Re: Online Poker
I sometimes chat at the table, usually to congratulate someone on a well played hand. Especially if I was on the bad end of it, courtesy costs nothing after all.
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Re: Online Poker
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I normally say something like, "Does 2 pair beat 3 of a kind?" Hustle 'em hardcore.
I don't know Does it?
Can you win this interweb poker by randomly clicking the buttons? Because, if you can, I wouldn't mind winning $3000.
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Re: Online Poker
On the internet "nice hand" translates as "how the **** can you play that trash in a raised pot you ****ing idiot?!?!"
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Re: Online Poker
I normally say "figures" in that kind of situation JBG.

Well i did.

My chat facility has recently been suspended (for some unknown reason which i haven't been arsed questioning).
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Re: Online Poker
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I normally say "figures" in that kind of situation JBG.

Well i did.

My chat facility has recently been suspended (for some unknown reason which i haven't been arsed questioning).

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Re: Online Poker
sometimes I chat with people in tourneys for a few reasons, firstly there was this guy called badger, and he was talking allllllllllll the time, was a good tactic as no one wanted to call him as they made friends on the internet.

I figure if you are nice to people they are less likely to call you than previously when you are nobody

other than that I say

nh = nicehand if they had like pocket aces
gg = if they knock me out, or i knock someone out

or the one im trademarking on ladbrokes

:sigh: = they called with a shit hand and won
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