My Mate Martin

[Vaio]

Revealed last night that he has started using some gay phone thing on Sky cause he gets bored. I wasn't too bothered about that, and I was only a little disturbed by his admitting that he has sent pictures of his willy to various blokes. The problem I have is that he has been sending a picture of me to these blokes and they are all dying to meet him/me.

What do I do oh wise sages of GD,

Hide away in a dark room and refuse to answer the door or just cope with my apparent status as a gay icon ?

No rear end shannanigans type suggestions though. Not my thing at all.


~Vaio~

[pig]

Originally Posted by Vaio

just cope with my apparent status as a gay icon ?

whata the worse that can happen? Women dig gay icons as well...

[djbass]

heh.. if they're going off his cock and your picture.. then you can only hope they'll lose interest when they see the real thing

[roadrunner_0]

punch him in the face, it may be a bit extreme but it will stop him from sending your picture to anyone else

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

punch him in the face, it may be a bit extreme but it will stop him from sending your picture to anyone else

I did consider breaking his fingers but he was going to buy a round and how would he be able to carry the drinks ?

~Vaio~

[Richie987]

I'd go skitz personally......he's got no right to do that , well out of order! *grrr*

[roadrunner_0]

ah, but think of this scenario:

2 years time, you go to city [insert name of large city here] for a night out, your with your bird/mates and you are 'having it large' when someone who you have never met before starts talking to you, your uncomfortable, but drunk, so put up with it, until it becomes apparent that he thinks he recognises you as being 'gaylord2005' from skychat, at which point, you have a very embarrasing situation on your hands

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

ah, but think of this scenario:

2 years time, you go to city [insert name of large city here] for a night out, your with your bird/mates and you are 'having it large' when someone who you have never met before starts talking to you, your uncomfortable, but drunk, so put up with it, until it becomes apparent that he thinks he recognises you as being 'gaylord2005' from skychat, at which point, you have a very embarrasing situation on your hands

I've killed and hidden bodies before. It's no biggy

~Vaio~

[roadrunner_0]

fair enough, so long as you are prepared for the possibility

[1-X]

could it be his way of coming on to you, seeing how you'd react without asking directly?

face it, he wants you :eek:

[Phang]

break his face.

[Marilyn Manson]

I thought* this thread was about Paul Martin's political troubles.

















*Hoped.

[queball]

Ask him to put "no anal" in your profile.

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by idimmu

oh vaio, you might like a bit of bum fun

I may well, but I don't intend to ever be in the position to find out.

~Vaio~

[JammyJim]

sue him.

[Yahwe]

he can't

my only question is how subtle is vaio's homophobia gonna get?

[JammyJim]

i thought transmission of pictures without proper authorisation of person was illegal in this country now unless its in the public interest?

plus
theres the whole issue of deformation of charachter?

explain why neither apply yahwe. its not that im being 'a twat' im just curious as to why he couldnt infact sue should he so wish (presuming he could supply evidence to back up his claims.)

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by Yahwe

he can't

He can in Chad.

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by Yahwe

he can't

my only question is how subtle is vaio's homophobia gonna get?

The fact I'm not gay and don't want to be shagged up the arse makes me homophobic now ?

Blimey

~Vaio~

[Yahwe]

Originally Posted by JammyJim

i thought transmission of pictures without proper authorisation of person was illegal in this country now unless its in the public interest?

plus
theres the whole issue of deformation of charachter?

explain why neither apply yahwe. its not that im being 'a twat' im just curious as to why he couldnt infact sue should he so wish (presuming he could supply evidence to back up his claims.)

oh said who?

illegal in a 'i can sue' you kind of way is not illegal.

we are not america. lost of what we do can get us sued, but it just doesn't happen because while yes you are liable, we (the uk) assess damages properly

he can sue and win.

he'll win about 50p. so there's no point in suing.

see???

that's the difference between us and america. they use juries to assess damages, so in american its worth it if you can talk the jusry into granting £1000s. in england the judge ain't gonna listen.

(is this clear? i'm kinda drunk)

[JammyJim]

ta very much

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by JammyJim

theres the whole issue of deformation of charachter?

Pfffftt ngh lol

[Phang]

Originally Posted by Yahwe

he can't

my only question is how subtle is vaio's homophobia gonna get?

oh, it's been rather blatant quite a lot of the time. but in this case he's got 'just a little' bit of a point. by which i mean if someone had done that to me i probably would have been arrested for the consequences.

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by Phang

oh, it's been rather blatant quite a lot of the time. but in this case he's got 'just a little' bit of a point. by which i mean if someone had done that to me i probably would have been arrested for the consequences.

Please give examples of my blatant homophobia, ta

~Vaio~

[H1TMANish]

Originally Posted by Vaio

The fact I'm not gay and don't want to be shagged up the arse makes me homophobic now ?

Blimey

~Vaio~

you know it makes sense

[ceres]

Is this one of those "My Mate" things where you are actually talking about yourself to try and gauge the level of social acceptance?
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VAPORIZER FORUM

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by Vaio

Please give examples of my blatant homophobia, ta

~Vaio~

You don't want to be raped by a stranger. That's homophobia by anyone's standards.

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by ceres

Is this one of those "My Mate" things where you are actually talking about yourself to try and gauge the level of social acceptance?

No.

~Vaio~

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

You don't want to be raped by a stranger. That's homophobia by anyone's standards.

I'd have thought it was a sensible policy myself

~Vaio~

[roadrunner_0]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

You don't want to be raped by a stranger. That's homophobia by anyone's standards.

its not homophobic, its just sensible

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by Phang

oh, it's been rather blatant quite a lot of the time. but in this case he's got 'just a little' bit of a point. by which i mean if someone had done that to me i probably would have been arrested for the consequences.

15 hours later and no examples Phang ?

Pretty piss poor if you ask me.

I'll accept an apology when you are ready.

~Vaio~

[Yahwe]

Originally Posted by Vaio

The fact I'm not gay and don't want to be shagged up the arse makes me homophobic now ?

Blimey

~Vaio~

yes

yes it does.

you see the very fact that you feel the need to say "don't want to be shagged up the arse " that's homophobic

prolonging the absurdly homophobic idea of 'backs to the wall' type comments. homophobic

actually believing that gay men are going to somehow sexually molest you. homophobic

thinking it is acceptable to make light of a form of rape?

posting that you believe gay people will rape you?

homophobia is a form of prejudicial treatment of one type of people identified by means of their sexual preference.

you are expressing homophobic nonsense through this farce of a thread.

[Phang]

good grief, a short delay between posts on one thread on the internet?

HEAVENS.

because a sane person would find this to be SUCH a good post
because i'm SURE you would have posted a thread about this if they'd just been pissheads

and if i felt compelled to search more keywords or post links to less clear-cut instances or trawl through your comments on topic on the subject i'm SURE i'd see nothing but happy-clappy liberalism.

[Vaio]

piss poor

~Vaio~

[Structural Integrity]

What a great prank.
In a years time you'll be able to laugh about this in a "hey, do you remember the time you sent my photo to these gay dudes, that was funny wasn't it"-like way.

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by Yahwe

yes

yes it does.

you see the very fact that you feel the need to say "don't want to be shagged up the arse " that's homophobic

prolonging the absurdly homophobic idea of 'backs to the wall' type comments. homophobic

actually believing that gay men are going to somehow sexually molest you. homophobic

thinking it is acceptable to make light of a form of rape?

posting that you believe gay people will rape you?

homophobia is a form of prejudicial treatment of one type of people identified by means of their sexual preference.

you are expressing homophobic nonsense through this farce of a thread.

Shouldn't this be in a thread entitled Yahwe explains how to talk even more shite than usual ?

~Vaio~

[Tomkat]

Yahwe thinks that if you insult someone, and they happen to be gay, it makes you a homophobe. He doesn't understand what the word means, we have established this in #forums before.

Don't worry about it Vaio. He uses it as a huge generic comment, should you say anything negative about a homosexual.

[Vaio]

I have yet to take ANYTHING Yahwe says seriously. Unfortunatly quite a few do.

Must be a fan boy thing.

~Vaio~

[Phang]

Originally Posted by Vaio

Shouldn't this be in a thread entitled Yahwe explains how to talk even more shite than usual ?

~Vaio~

way to tackle the issues there man

[Kurashima]

ITT , we discover Vaio loves teh Cock.

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by Phang

way to tackle the issues there man

With the truth ?

~Vaio~

[Phang]

Originally Posted by Vaio

With the truth ?

~Vaio~

holy shit your razor sharp wit wins the argument obviously



twat

[JonnyBGood]

phang likes penis in his bum

[Phang]

seriously though Vaio's an idiot.

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by Kurashima

ITT , we discover Vaio loves teh Cock.

Only my own

~Vaio~

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by Phang

seriously though Vaio's an idiot.

Why ? Because I don't agree with you ?

That post has nothing to suggest homophobia. Did you just like the title and think 'That will do ?'
You either didn't read it or didn't understand it.

You were wrong, admit it and everyone can move on.

Idiot.

~Vaio~

[Marilyn Manson]

What if you were being buggered by yourself? Would you suck your own cock if you could? Cmon Vaio we need to know.

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

What if you were being buggered by yourself? Would you suck your own cock if you could? Cmon Vaio we need to know.

Wasnt there some guy who had 2 of his ribs removed so he could suck his own cock?

As for Buggering yourself , i think theres a certain degree of impossibility there dude.

Well, at least until they perfect cloning.

[Phang]

Originally Posted by Vaio

Why ? Because I don't agree with you ?

That post has nothing to suggest homophobia. Did you just like the title and think 'That will do ?'
You either didn't read it or didn't understand it.

You were wrong, admit it and everyone can move on.

Idiot.

~Vaio~

assuming you're talking about the second link i posted, i don't see how 'damned queens, being homosexual near me' really contributes to your argument. my point is that if it had just been a bunch of pissheads it wouldnt have merited a post but no, fags, much worse.

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

What if you were being buggered by yourself? Would you suck your own cock if you could? Cmon Vaio we need to know.

Stop trying to warp my delicate mind. I have never considered that.

That's so f'ked up

Weirdo.

~Vaio~