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Unread 25 Apr 2005, 10:55   #1
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baseball bats for defence

i have now come to the conclusion im going to have to get some form of self defence device..and after thinking for a few mins i decided that a baseball bat would be the least likley to get me arrested for..

but i dont no what baseball bat to get there are so many.. what would be the best for this sorta thing?

oh and i might start playing if i get bored...
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Unread 25 Apr 2005, 11:02   #2
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While i was at University, i found the butt-end of my pool cue was ideal for this sort of thing.
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Re: baseball bats for defence

Heh I have one of those batons, not one of the auto retractable ones though; I think the police here have the same type.

The problem with one of those batons is; if you get spotted by the police. There is no adequate explanation you could give for why you might have one. A baseball bat I guess you could argue you are on the way to play with some mates, but I imagine if the police were particularly suspicious they would check out your story and ask where your mates are and where you intend to play. Of course you could always carry an extendable baton more covertly than a baseball bat so there is less chance to get caught with it.

Self defence is NEVER a good reason to tell the police why you have a weapon or potentially offensive weapon.

In the UK at least.
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Re: baseball bats for defence

If your keeping the bat in your car keep some balls in there aswell, makes your story more plausible.
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Re: baseball bats for defence

I'm pretty sure since last year it's been illegal to sell ASPs in the UK, so doesn't really fit with his wish for something 'legal'
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Re: baseball bats for defence

them bats looked cool...

but i live in the uk so at the mo baseball bat is the best idea....

anyone got any other ideas...

the other thing is what should it be made off.. there are loads of different types
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Re: baseball bats for defence

out of interest would these not be allowed in the uk?
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Re: baseball bats for defence

when I went to the USA, I got myself two baseball bats, two gloves, and two balls, one I keep in my car the other in my house, if you get pulled other it is completly legal as you have a glove and ball.

The ones I have are very similar to this
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Re: baseball bats for defence

I know a guy who has one of those little batons, and he told me that he went to a police-station and asked, and they told him that carrying them was illegal. He still does though :|
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Re: baseball bats for defence

Rather than those mini batons buy a mini mag light, around the same size and just as solid.
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Re: baseball bats for defence

outa interest if i was to order a retracterble bat of the net, and ship it to the uk, would they be able to track me and arrest me?
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Re: baseball bats for defence

dont suppose they have a net site do they?
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Re: baseball bats for defence

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outa interest if i was to order a retracterble bat of the net, and ship it to the uk, would they be able to track me and arrest me?

it depends if your unlucky enough to get a full inspectino id imagine.

in the course of my uni life ive seen friends order a samurai sword
throwing knives
throwing stars


the knives and sword shipped fine from the states


the stars were confiscated by Her Majesty's Customs officials and we recieved a letter saying that if we wanted them wed have to take them to court to get them because we were trying to bring offensive weapons into the country.

(i didnt do this so my record is CLEAN!)
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what about these are they any good?
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Re: baseball bats for defence

For some reason when I see the picture of the mannequin in the advert that has been shot with that stuff I can hear screaming inside my head : AGGHHHH MY EYES,
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dunno but it sure would be hillarious legally painting some chav **** red!
just found this the question is, is it effectice?
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For some reason when I see the picture of the mannequin in the advert that has been shot with that stuff I can hear screaming inside my head : AGGHHHH MY EYES,
What I thought was "geez, those silly British have a weird colour 'red' ".
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Re: baseball bats for defence

would be amusing for sure.

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Re: baseball bats for defence

If you keep a baseball bat next to the bed, then it can be seen by the prosecution as premeditated - you had the bat there for a reason and you intended to use it upon an intruder entering your room.

If the baseball bat is elsewhere in the house, such as a closet storing other sporting goods, then it was there for storage and you weren't keeping it for use as a weapon.

I can't remember where I read this, but from what I remember it was used successfully in defence and subsequent prosecution.

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Re: baseball bats for defence

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id be hesitant on relying on it with out spraying it in a friends eyes first tbh
Some nice "friend" you are.

But I like the idea of "punching after applying". Preferably with a baseball bat èh.

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if your going to get a baseball bat, get a wooden one
Back in the days when I had sports in school we sometimes played baseball. We only had aluminium bats. God that hurt when hitting that ball...
Wood is the way to go.
When you break the bat it's also a nice indication you might be beating the guy too hard.
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you get a much more satisfying sound with a wooden bat over an aluminium one though
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you get a much more satisfying sound with a wooden bat over an aluminium one though
wouldnt a metal one do more damage though?
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as CSI reminded me last night, it's only self defence until the person is rendered non-dangerous (ie unable to move, or unconcious)... you don't want to go too far starmog
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I used to walk around with a Kubaton where ever I went. Had a scrape once and needed to use it, took the guys eye clean out with a well placed hard strike. Then I ran away quite quickly!!
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as CSI reminded me last night, it's only self defence until the person is rendered non-dangerous (ie unable to move, or unconcious)... you don't want to go too far starmog
But they could be faking unconsciousness! Best to hit 'em a couple more times just to be sure.
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If you keep a baseball bat next to the bed, then it can be seen by the prosecution as premeditated - you had the bat there for a reason and you intended to use it upon an intruder entering your room.
Yes, God forbid one should ever intend to defend oneself. Make it look improvised and maybe the authorities will overlook your flagrant exercise of your rights.
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Re: baseball bats for defence

Get throwing knives they aren't illegal unlike butterfly knives, get them small enough and you can stap them onto you. Also those batons look similar to the ones the police use, they ****ing kill when you get hit with them.

Why do you need a self defence device anyway ?
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Re: baseball bats for defence

I wonder if carrying rattan sticks around would be considered illegal. It wouldn't matter for myself anyway as I do Eskrima and could probably utilise just about anything around me as a weapon.
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Re: baseball bats for defence

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Get throwing knives they aren't illegal unlike butterfly knives, get them small enough and you can stap them onto you. Also those batons look similar to the ones the police use, they ****ing kill when you get hit with them.

Why do you need a self defence device anyway ?
fed up with chavs

i really want a retacterble bat, but im worried if i try and get it shipped in ill get done

allthough i do rember at paintballing the marshalls had them...
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Re: baseball bats for defence

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as CSI reminded me last night, it's only self defence until the person is rendered non-dangerous (ie unable to move, or unconcious)... you don't want to go too far starmog
I think if I ever did beat someone to death I would in court try to use the defence that movies have warped my notion as to how much punishment an assailant can take and still get up. The victims always make the mistake of knocking the guy down and then thinking it's over. I wouldn't want to make that mistake...
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Re: baseball bats for defence

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I think if I ever did beat someone to death I would in court try to use the defence that movies have warped my notion as to how much punishment an assailant can take and still get up. The victims always make the mistake of knocking the guy down and then thinking it's over. I wouldn't want to make that mistake...
If only you were in America though then you'd get away with it and probably be compensated at the same time.
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I wouldn't advise it.
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Re: baseball bats for defence

Like, the chances of getting stopped are near nil, right? Then, why worry about legality? As long as you don't play to beat a guy to a pulp in front of the police, there really is no problem. That is, if you're willing to toss the things after you're used them, so it might be expensive if you're the type to get in fights all the time.
The most important thing is a kick to the groin. And a good pair of running legs, in case the old bill comes or there are many versus few.
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I'd have to say you all sound like you live in war torn areas.

And you are all a bit psychotic.
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Re: baseball bats for defence

Violent crime in Britain is up by 9% in the last year!!!!!!


9% of what is never really explained but the tories say its terible thus it must be.

We dont need baseball bats, we need armed police with low to nil lethal response thresholds, more prisons and less wogs to steal our jobs.

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well its either up 9% or down 10% depending who you believe.

maybe they cancel each other out and violent crime is down 1%
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wouldnt a metal one do more damage though?

hell no, wooden bats are much better, heavier etc
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Re: baseball bats for defence

How about a nice trusty length of lead piping?
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Like, the chances of getting stopped are near nil, right? Then, why worry about legality? As long as you don't play to beat a guy to a pulp in front of the police, there really is no problem. That is, if you're willing to toss the things after you're used them, so it might be expensive if you're the type to get in fights all the time.
The most important thing is a kick to the groin. And a good pair of running legs, in case the old bill comes or there are many versus few.

nah im more worried about getting caught in the shipping process
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Re: baseball bats for defence

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This isnt Oban, this is mother****ing hamburger hill!*


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Eminem, Amityville, The Marshall Mathers LP ? Except you've swapped Detroit for Oban.

As long as you don't get caught, why worry about what you carry/use ? As Snurx said, a swift kick usually works well (especially when wearing work boots )
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(especially when wearing work boots )
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