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Unread 13 Apr 2005, 10:22   #1
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My company's security guards are great

We have just discovered that it was the security guards who stole £3k worth of equipment, including laptops and my own personal (not the company's) rather expensive maglite - we should have come to the conclusion sooner really as we checked the records and their contract ended three days after the thefts and a new company started.

This is not the first time security have stolen from the company either.
This is, however, the first time we caught them on CCTV.

Prosecution time!
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Unread 13 Apr 2005, 14:54   #2
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Re: My company's security guards are great

I can top that, one of our security managers stole three buckets for the tsunami collection. They got him on CCTV too \o/
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Let's hope they go to prison and are raped by a pre-op tranny who looks lke Dandy Nichols.
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Unread 13 Apr 2005, 16:14   #4
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Re: My company's security guards are great

if i was a security guard i'd be stealing stuff too.
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Unread 13 Apr 2005, 16:38   #5
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Re: My company's security guards are great

perks of the job
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Unread 13 Apr 2005, 18:30   #6
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Re: My company's security guards are great

bit stupid to get caught, also a bit stupid to take private equipment, makes people hunt you down
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Re: My company's security guards are great

Well they probably didn't realise it was mine as it was just out on the desk for a few days (I'd had to hunt some old network cables down in the ceiling space).
Silly me for thinking it would be ok; after all, we have security guards...
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Re: My company's security guards are great

"Hey I'm a security guard and I don't know where the CCTV cams are located because I don't know how the security in this company works"
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