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Unread 14 Jan 2006, 09:56   #1
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Your Beautiful

Last night I went out to a club as one normally does on a friday night. I got drunk met my friends and flirted with a few girls etc. My girlfriend gets back in the country on monday so I have to fill in the blanks.

Anyway, the place I live in theres a house two doors down from me, with 6 beautiful french girls.

They have style, they have finesse, they kind of glide, there accent is so hot. But its well known that these are one fit group of girls. Normally 3-6 of them will go along to the same place I go to for a dance and a drink.

So back to the nightclub, im standing at the bar and I turn my head to my left.

Shit
Shit
Shit
Shit
Shit
Shit

its her

its the ringleader, the fittest, the one who surely models lingerie and perfume, she is just beautiful. Nothing perticularly wowing about her feature wise (apart from her legs) but she is almost perfect in all departments.

The barman comes over to me, and I point out that shes first, she orders and turns round to me and says thanks.

I lit a ciggarette and she did the same. I thought to myself nows my chance. She is on her own, no guys, no girls. So I lean in and the conversation goes as follows.

Me: Hi
French girl: Hi
Me: I think you live one down from me, you came to my house party and ive been to yours.
French girl: :Cute puzzled look: Simon? (except she said it the french way which was hot)
Me: ye thats it, Anna?
French girl: Anna or Annelise
Me: I know this is going to sound stupid, but I thought id say it, but you are so beautiful
French girl: erm thanks
French girl: :gets her drinks: see you later
Me: bye

I was quite pleased, firstly id spoken to her on her own. Secondly I had done what I had told my friends I would do which is tell her she is beautiful. Thirdly I was quite drunk so didnt really care how much of a twat I made of myself.

The rest of the night was fun, drinking, dancing...usual stuff. I then walked past her again, this time she was with friends. She said something in french to them, it was too loud so I couldnt really hear it. They kind of gave me a smile. I thought I was going to get burnt or something because they thought I was a pervert. But no they walked off.

French Girl: No one has ever said im beautiful before, that was such a nice compliment
Me: (I was quite pissed btw) Its true though (here comes the corny chat up line) If I was you I would just look at myself in the mirror all day
French Girl: *laugh*
Me: (Jesus she laughed at my joke, wow) *laugh*
French Girl: Do you want to go for coffee tomoz?
Me: I cant :/ im going to the villa game
French Girl: Monday?
Me: I cant I have a job interview
French Girl: Looking slightly puzzled
Me: What about wednesday? I am free all day and back in canterbury
French Girl: Whats your number?
Me: blah blah blah
French Girl: ill phone you
Me: Good night
French Girl: night

All while I was pissed too, god I love the french

(its only a coffee but hey shes beautiful so its an exscuse to stare for an hour)
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