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12 Sep 2005, 12:29
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Why would some guys get vasectomy?
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12 Sep 2005, 12:43
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so they can shag as much as they want without worrying about making babies?
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12 Sep 2005, 12:47
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So the female in the relationship does not have to stay on the pill for years?
Condoms are not really a long term alternative as they are hassle and not 100% fool proof.
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12 Sep 2005, 12:49
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Because they don't want to be real men.
Or the other two reasons above, which are both good and probably more accurate.
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12 Sep 2005, 12:53
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I know my dad had one (ages ago) as he thought females have to give birth already and after 3 daughters tour family was complete.
Now that he dumped my mum (or the other way around, i dont care anymore) he found a philipine chick thats younger then me even, i am ever so gratefull he did:P
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12 Sep 2005, 12:56
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Because for men the process is a lot safer and quicker than it is for a woman. Although they forgot to mention the pain that makes you want to die and having bollocks the size of grapefruit which would have made me have 2nd thoughts.
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12 Sep 2005, 12:58
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Re: Question
my brother had one a couple of years ago
family complete, insane gesture of commitment, domineering partner etc
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12 Sep 2005, 12:58
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My dad had one as well after getting two children, I guess he also thought condoms where shit and apparently my mother was fed up of the pill. I don't know, never really asked him.
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12 Sep 2005, 13:45
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I'm going to go for "secretly homosexual".
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12 Sep 2005, 14:59
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I'd be ****ed if I'd get one without being seriously under the influence of some ether. Local anaethetic my arse. Not like that.
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12 Sep 2005, 15:09
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Re: Question
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Why would some guys get vasectomy?
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thinking of getting one yourself?
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12 Sep 2005, 17:20
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It's certinaly seems to be the easiest long term option if you don't want kids. The pill has side effects which are magnified if taken long term. Condoms are an expense and shit long term too. Other contraceptive methods are far from foolproof and you'd have to be elbows deep in the womans belly to perform a similar procedure on her.
Makes sense in alot of cases.
Though Viao brings up some very interesting (****ing hell that sounds terrible) points.
Though the pain and expense of it would probably be alot less than a couple of extra kids running around, ruining your finances and your house methinks.
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12 Sep 2005, 17:23
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Well summed up.
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12 Sep 2005, 18:49
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My brother got one after his third kid.
Upon recieving said child I asked him, I says,
"Brother mine, doth thou not knoweth what causeth le babies?"
He said to me,
"Oy, I'll stop washing our underwear in the same load from now on."
Then he got his nuts dis-connected.
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12 Sep 2005, 19:39
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thinking of getting one yourself?
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**** no.
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12 Sep 2005, 20:38
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
Though Vaio brings up some very interesting (****ing hell that sounds terrible) points.
Though the pain and expense of it would probably be alot less than a couple of extra kids running around, ruining your finances and your house methinks.
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I was back at work within 3 days, mainly because my ex wife was driving me mad by constantly 'being helpful' and my testicles went back to their natural size within about a week.
I don't suffer from any pain now (apart from the usual bloke related bollocks injuries)
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12 Sep 2005, 20:52
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I don't suffer from any pain now (apart from the usual bloke related bollocks injuries)
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Like getting them caught in Golf-Ball Washers and shooting yourself in them with a .22 bullet after using it as a fuse replacement.
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Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course.
Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine.
Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.
Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside.
To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining three some were asked to leave the course.
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Two local men were seriously injured when their pick-up truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday morning. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center.
The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog-gigging trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pick-up truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column.
Upon inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded east toward the White River bridge. After traveling approximately twenty miles and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the right testicle.
The vehicle swerved sharply to the right, exiting the pavement and striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require surgery to repair the other wound.
Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his ball off, or we might both be dead," stated Wallis. "I've been a trooper for ten years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder.
Upon being notified of the wreck, Poole's wife, Lavinia, asked how many frogs the boys had caught, and did anyone get them from the truck. [Arkansas Democrat Gazette]
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From here.
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12 Sep 2005, 21:19
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that's pretty f'ked up (but funny too)
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12 Sep 2005, 22:01
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Ouch.
and no i would never get it.
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12 Sep 2005, 23:47
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They don't want to make a mess.
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12 Sep 2005, 23:52
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is the coil not a valid option?
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13 Sep 2005, 00:06
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They don't want to make a mess.
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Your original reply has gone. This makes me sad because you mentioned "jonnys" and that made me do this
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13 Sep 2005, 00:09
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Your original reply has gone. This makes me sad because you mentioned "jonnys" and that made me do this
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Lol!
Yeh i deleted the original one, because I forgot that nothing actually "comes out"....
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13 Sep 2005, 00:11
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so when you have the snip do you just shoot blanks or nothing at all?
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13 Sep 2005, 00:28
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so when you have the snip do you just shoot blanks or nothing at all?
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Nothing at all, which is far less fun if you ask me...
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13 Sep 2005, 00:29
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Nothing at all, which is far less fun if you ask me...
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surely it's semen without sperm?
edit : if in doubt, ask wiki
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The vasa deferentia, the tubes which connect the testicles to the prostate, are cut and closed. This prevents sperm produced in the testicles to be in the ejaculated semen fluid (which is mostly produced in the prostate and the seminal vesicles).
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13 Sep 2005, 00:31
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surely it's semen without sperm?
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Yes, it is. I imagine if you fired nothing, far more people would get it done. Multiple orgasms and all that.
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13 Sep 2005, 00:32
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Ah oh yeh, that makes more sense...
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13 Sep 2005, 12:32
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because it brings the feminist movement one step closer to total dominance.
...and as for that ball washing incidence MEGA OUCH! .. I think my testies just retracted internally.
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13 Sep 2005, 15:21
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You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
The government is never getting it's hands on my nuts. Nosir.
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13 Sep 2005, 15:33
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Re: Question
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Why would some guys get vasectomy?
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Sex without a condom without the risk of getting your lady pregnant?
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13 Sep 2005, 15:53
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because it brings the feminist movement one step closer to total dominance.
...and as for that ball washing incidence MEGA OUCH! .. I think my testies just retracted internally.
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There is always a place for feminists.
On the end of my knob
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13 Sep 2005, 18:49
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re they not nowadys generally un-doable anyway?
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13 Sep 2005, 19:56
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so when you have the snip do you just shoot blanks or nothing at all?
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*Darth Vadar Voice*
I find your lack of basic biology disturbing.
Snipping the Vas Deference only stops the sperm travelling through the repoductive system to where it is mixed with fluid to create semen in the Prostate Gland.
So when you come, you do still blow a load. It's just that the load doesn't have any sperm in it.
Honestly, I'm a little worried by the fact most guys have no ****ing clue how their body works.
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