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Unread 18 Feb 2007, 11:48   #1
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Eskimo's For Rent

I've heard you can rent an Eskimo from as little as £10 for a day including vat at the current rate in force and subject to terms and conditions, a copy of which is not available upon request.

Eskimos, or Esquimaux, are terms used to refer to people who inhabit the circumpolar region, excluding Scandinavia and most of Russia, but including the easternmost portions of Siberia.

They might suck, but at least they're cheap.
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Unread 18 Feb 2007, 13:26   #2
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Unread 18 Feb 2007, 14:40   #3
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Unread 18 Feb 2007, 15:13   #4
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Re: Eskimo's For Rent

It's amazing how time flies by, the rabbits went to a farm around three years ago when I sold my house and moved into rented accomodation, since then I've bought another house, sold it, and moved back into another rented place. Still got my moggy though
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'Eskimo' is a derogatory term meaning eaters of raw meat.
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Re: Eskimo's For Rent

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'Eskimo' is a derogatory term meaning eaters of raw meat.
which to be fair the inuit do do
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'Eskimo' is a derogatory term meaning eaters of raw meat.
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Saying someone eats raw meat is hardly the worst insult imaginable.
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Re: Eskimo's For Rent

Coolest inuit to ever live... That dude with the big gun in Metal Gear Solid on Playstation1.

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Re: Eskimo's For Rent

hey sword, die you bitch.
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Re: Eskimo's For Rent

Eskimo means "Person with hammer and blue fur coat"
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Re: Eskimo's For Rent

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Saying someone eats raw meat is hardly the worst insult imaginable.

Its difficult to feal the emotiveness of a word when it was first used so long ago. Theres probably terms for catholics and protestants that (scotland and ireland aside) people don't consider the worst insult imaginable. Similarly words like faggot and ****** will probably become far less insulting with time; that doesn't mean they weren't hugely insulting originally.

Calling someone a paedo is becoming the highest form of insult in our age; homo for the times i suppose.
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Re: Eskimo's For Rent

Do they make good food? And are they clean?

It's a waste to rent a cheap eskimo if they suck, then I could just rent somebody else!
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