Declaration of war!

[Kargool]

** News Alert from the Viking headquarters **

This is the Vikings of the galaxy, due to some mushroom trips we were able to foresee the future, and would have to react on some thing that still has not happened, but we foresee it as a possible future outcome, so the only decent thing we needed to do was to react before this possibility becomes a reality. The time space continuum will crumble unless someone steps up to the plate to fight against the oppression from the smelly eta 12 fleets.

So as of tick 1, TGV is declaring war on F-Crew.


We hope that everyone sees the necessity of this move by us and understand that we have a perfectly good reason to do this. The war will be fought on the beaches, on the bridges, on the discotheques and on various other stages where war can be waged. TGV will take prisoners, dismantle their civility and force them to grow beards!

The Universe says we need to do this, and since the universe is so much bigger than us, we must obey.


Uberdarklord and leader of the minions of evil and accursed vikings that refuse to shave, or do other nasty clean things.

Kargool of The Galactic Vikings

PS. everyone is invited, and yes, there will be cake. Do remember to wipe off your feet before leaving the house though.


PPS. This is an statement released by the staff of Kargool's head office. As the announcement of war has not been discussed with any other HC's of the alliance TGV, there might be a chance that this war might be revoked at tick 2.