The Idler's Return

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin nods to both the dog and Heiro, and answers them both with the same line.*

"I can imagine...."

[Heiro]

"Fair enough. Personally, anyone who can imagine that scenario must be really rather drunk."

Heiro leans over to acid, and smiles

"Don't give him any more, ok :P"

[Gryffin]

"I haven't drunk anything, really. I just have a very active imagination."

*Gryffin slyly slips the empty glass under the bar.*

[Heiro]

"Now! silly dog got me in trouble at the airport. said id not had my shots...or something."

Heiro waves for another drink, before placing money in the hand of acid, and taking another. downing that one slightly slower than the last, so as not to reach anything more than lightly pished, Heiro sways in his seat, and looks over again.

"Id be careful if i were you, the dog likes picking peoples wallets."

[AcidK]

*AcidK looks at Gryffin and then clicks his fingers. All the glasses that sit behind the bar suddenly were surrounded by DNA sensors and traps. He watches as Gryffin's glass snaps the next time he reaches for it, hopefully unknowingly.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack takes the high-frequency device apart and rebuilds it into an automatic drink ordering device*

*flapjack then looks at the dog and calls imigration about an illegal dog*

[Heiro]

"er...hang on, if you'll excuse me. i just need to clear something up."

Heiro stands up and slips his overcoat from his shoulders, and with a single fluid motion leaps from his stool and lands next to flapjack with a heavy thud.

"Thats my dog"

Heiro grabs flapjack, and raises him a foot off the floor, by the scruff of his neck. Reaching to flapjack's hand, heiro begins to squeeze. Watching the face redden, Heiro smirks, and waits for the cracking. When it comes, Heiro watches as the phone falls from his other hand.

"i like my dog. Regardless to popular belief"

Punching flapjack in the nose, Heiro follows by throwing him swiftly through the open door. Walking over and raising his coat back onto his shoulders, he smirks at acid, and looks back to gryffin.

"Yeah, so the dog got me out a tight spot...and ill pay for any damages..."

[AcidK]

*AcidK grabs Heiro with an invisible arm, holding him up by the throat. AcidK then lifts him into the roof before letting him go.*

Yeesh, no brawling! This ain't a bar brawl!

[flapjack]

*flapjack rushes back inside, gets back on his barstool and looks at heiro*

hmm, you could try and hide it in the cellar, tough they'll probably check it

i suppose acidk probably has a place to hide his less then legal goods

[AcidK]

Yes, but if I am to put anything in there you'd have to pay be four times the price of Myst Breaker plus a certificate of ownance to that dog to me.

[Gryffin]

"You know, I doubt either will be needed. It was Heiro who had trouble getting in, not the dog."

*Gryffin then turns to the dog and engages it in a conversation on time travel and the formation of paradoxes, and how they wouldn't achually occur.*

[Demon Dave]

*DD wakes up on a cold dark floor. Sober and with a terriable headache, he assumes that he is for some reason in the celler and stumbles up out into the bar, only to be confronted by and taken away by imigration officers*

"Errr... a little help maybe?"

[flapjack]

*flapjack uses a bat of battering (+5) to batter the officers off demon dave, only to force them to run out of the bar and get reinforcements*

err, anybody have a scroll of teleport irish pub ??

[AcidK]

I have a Sheild of Keep away (+10), if that helps

[Heiro]

Heiro hits the floor, does a roll, and looks over at acid.

"thanks, i needed that."

Heiro smirks as dave is dragged past, smiling at the dog, and moving over to the bar again.

"Feel like giving me something really strong, drowning of sorrows and the like..?"

[flapjack]

*flapjack watches as the swat teams arrive to try and take controll of the situation with force*

err, acidk, do you happen to have a shield of reflect bullets too ?

[AcidK]

Lets see...

*AcidK turns and opens an old vault of scrapped psychic weapon experiments.*

Bludgen of Get Out... nope... Fist of Nut Cracking... nope... ah, here we go, Sheild of Feck Off.

*AcidK produces a simple looking sheild with a middle digit picture on the front. At the same time he hands Heiro a Myst Breaker.*

You said strong, I give strong

[HobbieRogue4]

I have a Sheild of Keep away (+10), if that helps

[flapjack]

hmm, let's see, unknown person using acidk's equipment

*flapjack takes the shield of feck off from acidk, then uses it to bludgeon hobbierogue around a little, then uses it on the SWAT team to make them go away peacefully, which works*

okay, crisis averted

[Heiro]

Heiro downs it in one.

Possibly the worst idea heiro had had all day, as he falls backward onto the floor, a distinct smile on his face. Moments later, he sits up, his face mightly red, before staggering to his feet. After about 30 seconds, he smiles and says:

"Where'd my eyes go? I cant see anything..."

Turning around, Heiro accidentally smashes Flapjack in the side of the head, before saying sorry. Without realising it, his offer to help him up actually resulted in punching flapjack in the head

looking at Acid and winking, Heiro turns around and steps back onto Flapjacks crotch, and the sharp squeak of pain, followed by the thud of unconsciousness.

"Just kidding, ill have another."

[flapjack]

*flapjack runs for cover, as consumers of the myst breaker are known to explode at regular intervals*

[AcidK]

*AcidK, in a strange time flux, watches Heiro blow up a second tyime, from the same drink, yet in the future and in the past.*

Well... that was weird...

[Heiro]

hmmm, slow slow roll back...

Heiro stops drinking for fear of the rolling effect running into his mind.

[flapjack]

*flapjack continues hiding behind a table*

[AcidK]

*AcidK gives Heiro a Hangover Bluuugh.*

This usually stops those weird mind-bogginess effects.

[elsarius]

*Tintirithni walks into an interesting looking Irish pub and saunters up to the bar. He stares at the barman until he has his attention.*
"You there - I'd like two pints of Cripple **** and two pints of Grey's Farm, blended together in a used oak butterchurn by a fair maiden named Mariette. Or failing that, just shove 'em in a jug and give 'em a good shake. There's a good fellow."

[AcidK]

*AcidK, taking this all in, shrugs and gives Tintirithni both a four-pint Butterchrun of the mixture and a four-ping jug of the same mixture. He stays quiet before giving Tintirithni a gaze that could make the light heart whimper, turn and run like hell (even if they didn't know who he was).*

[elsarius]

*Tintirithni smiles at AcidK.*
"Aah, you're the same old bad tempered sod you always were, Acid - but you're still as free with the drinks as ever. To old times!"
*Tintirithni drains the jug, then winks at the Maiden Mariette and downs the butterchurn. Mariette swoons, overcome with excitement and an overtight corset. Tintirithni hiccups loudly and bangs the churn down on the bar, denting it. He looks at Acid.*
"Ooops, shorry old chum!"

[AcidK]

Ah, don't worry about that. I usually pay most the damages (as 75% of the time it is my fault). Anyways, another drink? Perhaps i can interest you in a few of my own creations, minus Myst Breaker (due to restrictions to the 'Killing Patrons' rules.

*AcidK pulls out a bottle of a glowing substance that sounded like it was fizzing, yet there was no fizz inside the drink what-so-ever.*

[elsarius]

Well, as long as it doesn't kill me or turn me purple or into a tree - the missus wouldn't be too happy, and she can be a bit free with the ol' spell book on occasion.

[AcidK]

No, but I suggest drinking half a shot's worth

*AcidK hands Tintirithni a half-shot of Hangover Bluuugh.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack hears the part about the no killing patrons and gets up from behind his table*

you mean you won't give heiro any more shots of Myst breaker ??

*flapjack looks at the door, where, just outside, the swat teams where still waiting for the explosions to stop*

hmm, i suggest giving heiro another shot of MB

[AcidK]

*AcidK sneakily gives Heiro a shot of Myst Breaker within his next drink. AcidK then proceeds by pulling out a Beserk Myst Breaker Squig and throws it outside. The likkle squig gets annoyed with this and promptly explodes.*

[Verric]

Verric wants a strawberry coke. He asks AcidK is they exist yet, and whether it would taste nice with cheesesticks and fruit salad.

[AcidK]

*AcidK quickly pulls out a bottle of strawberry coke and pours a pint glass for Verric.*

And no, they don't taste nice with fruitsalads or cheesesticks. But, however, they do taste nice with apple slices.

[Verric]

Verric takes a small sip.
"Can I have an apple slice, please?" he asks. "And a couple of cheesesticks. For my hair. Doctor's orders."

[AcidK]

*AcidK hands Verric an apple slice and a few cheesesticks.*

[Verric]

Verric dunks the apple slice into his glass. He then turns his hands to his hair, tying two small bunches at the top of his head with a strip of rag. He then sticks the cheesesticks in, so that it resembles yellow cheesy horns. He grins at his glass, fishes out the apple slice, and eats it.

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin looks up from reading the paper in the corner, and nods at Verric.*

"Looking good my friend, looking good."

*Gryffin then returns to the 2 month old paper, and keeps reading.*

[Verric]

"Thank you," Verric says, and offers Gyrffin his spare cheesstick. It already is covered in mulch. "That's where I always keep my spare food. Me dad used to keep it in his beard...eat and run, thats what he always said..."

[Heiro]

Originally Posted by AcidK

*AcidK sneakily gives Heiro a shot of Myst Breaker within his next drink. AcidK then proceeds by pulling out a Beserk Myst Breaker Squig and throws it outside. The likkle squig gets annoyed with this and promptly explodes.*

Opening his eyes, Heiro waits for the blur to disappate.

"Crissst Mieieiiiii Heeeeeedd 'Urrrrrrys."

Giving it a few seconds of staggering before looking back at the bar.

"Acid, was that really nessasary. I didnt need a mamoth headache from just that!"

[AcidK]

No...

*AcidK watches Heiro explode.*

But that was

[flapjack]

*flapjack comes back out from hiding, again, after making sure that heiro really did explode, hopefully for the last time*

hmm, some nitroglycerin will do, please be carefull with it tough, i don't want it exploding, yet...

[AcidK]

*AcidK pulls out a bottle of nitroglycerin, making sure not to shake it or disrupt it as he places it down.*

May I suggest some... water with that

[flapjack]

no, i don't think it'll need water

*flapjack pays for the drink, then waits for the first SWAT member to dare and put his head above cover*

*flapjack then throws the bottle of nitroglycerin towards the SWAT guy, carefully aiming it to land in front of the cover the guy is sitting behind and being carefull when throwing it as to not disturb it*

[AcidK]

no no no, thats not how you do it...

*AcidK pulls out a lump of Ceasium, about the size of his fist (which was a damn-site larger than a normal fist) and throws it into the swat members. Nothing happened apart from a nice thud where it had embedded itself.*

Now, a simple science lesson to anyone that does not know what Ceasium is...

*AcidK picks up a barrel of water, the barrel itself being a traditional beer barrel minus the thickness, and launches it in the same direction as the ceasium. There was a crack as the barrel slit open and then, with much noise, and explosion and a shockwave that could have taken the entire pub with it, if AcidK had not placed a nice barrier around it.*

[flapjack]

i know that stuff, a teacher blew the windows in the chemistry room out with it.

He was demonstrating how dangerous the stuff was and he added a bit to much ceasium to the water, there wasn't much of a blast and nobody got hurt (if you don't count the plastic bowl the water was in) but it did take out the windows

[Heiro]

Originally Posted by flapjack

no, i don't think it'll need water

*flapjack pays for the drink, then waits for the first SWAT member to dare and put his head above cover*

*flapjack then throws the bottle of nitroglycerin towards the SWAT guy, carefully aiming it to land in front of the cover the guy is sitting behind and being carefull when throwing it as to not disturb it*

[ooc] TECHNICALLY: throwing that would of blown it up in your hands just be more careful next time[/ooc]

Staggering back in through the door, Heiro looks at acid with flames in his eyes.

"bloody bartenders these days, cant even get a ****tail right."

Staggering back over to the bar, heiro slowly sits down, and puts his pistols on the bar, sliding them over to acid.

"Put those somewhere where i wont be tempted to use them. Thanks. Oh. and something with alittle less 'kick' this time."

Poking his tongue out, He winks and gets back to reading his book.

[flapjack]

ooc/ why do you think i added the last little part to my post, cuzz i was really really carefull /ooc

*flapjack watched as heiro walked back in*

how does he do that ???

hey, those pistols might be usefull

*flapjack pulls out 2 pistols from the air and opens fire on the SWAT guys*

i wonder how long it'll take before the army arrives again

*hears helicopters*

[Demon Dave]

Originally Posted by flapjack

i know that stuff, a teacher blew the windows in the chemistry room out with it.

He was demonstrating how dangerous the stuff was and he added a bit to much ceasium to the water, there wasn't much of a blast and nobody got hurt (if you don't count the plastic bowl the water was in) but it did take out the windows

/ooc/ lol, i only got to see a vidoe of it blowing the side out of a glass bowl, what i really want to see is what would happen if you mixed Frankium with water, that would be sweet! /ooc/

*DD appears from the celler, staggering up the stairs and towards the bar*

"oooooh my head... i need a hangover cure quick"