The Return of the Food Joint

[Gir]

/ooc Im feelin okay now guys, im kinda recovering... let us contruvew (spelt like that from CKY4 before anyone asks bout the spelling) with the action... /ooc

Gir jumps back into the vents to carry on killing Bugs

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin frowns at Acidk.*

"You know, you could just ask for a few hundred burgers. This is a fast food joint."

[KraKto$is8]

* KraK picks himself up from wherever he had lodged himself previously. *

"A grilled hotdog, please."

[AcidK]

I could ask for 100 burgers, but a cactus just seemed a little more... different

[Verric]

Verric falls down and dies, as to make everyone happy, because hes never made anyone happy in his lfie, and so he'd better contribute to humanity in some way.

Verric takes a trip down to hell, comforted by the fact that he had, at least, fufilled a long time goal of bringing Peace to the world.

[Gir]

Originally posted by Verric
Verric falls down and dies, as to make everyone happy, because hes never made anyone happy in his lfie, and so he'd better contribute to humanity in some way.

Verric takes a trip down to hell, comforted by the fact that he had, at least, fufilled a long time goal of bringing Peace to the world.

*Watches as Verric dies*

Nooo we need Verric for his complete randomness! This place will fall about without him! Who will journey to Hell with me to rescue him?

[AcidK]

*Acidk looks around.*

Sounds like fun, haven't been there in some time... They always have a non-stop barbeque going on, wonder if Drat is still the cook there.

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin gives KraK his hot dog, and then cerimoniously takes his white hat off.*

"Yeah, Hell is nice this time of millenium, I hear. Should be fun."

[KraKto$is8]

"Thanks for the hotdog."

"Hell, eh? Never was my thing, far too hot, but it can be nice sometimes. Last time I was there Darn was the cook, but I went before Dante instituted the level system, so my knowledge is hopelessly outdated. So, who wants to go there? Let's all have a little trip down to hell! Who's with me?"

* KraK opens a small portal, leading to hell. *

"Go on, just jump through."

[AcidK]

Ah yes, Darn... that's Drat's older brother you know... He told me all about it. Anyway, Darn was placed as simple guard with Damnit since they found him cooking something that was not previously alive... set a stir around Hell, mostly people wondered how a bayleaf could wander down Hell anyway.

[Verric]

Verric says "eeeeeeeeeee!" until he lands on a piece of decor from a torture chamber: a smurf video. he then says "aaaaaaargh!"

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin steps through the portal, dissappears, and then re-appears back through it.*

"Sorry, forgot something..."

*Gryffin runs into the kitchen, and emerges with a hand held fan.*

"It's hot down there."

*Gryffin walks through the portal again.*

[AcidK]

*AcidK suddenly blinks into Hell, suddenly appearing on a rock that overlooked some of the torture chambers. Although this would have been the worst spot for him to appear on, as a faint noisein the background began to play from one of the rooms:*

I love you, you love me...

*AcidK's eyes twitched and, sowly, his face turned to an angered growl.*

[Hewitt]

Hmm... I hear they have nice beaches in hell or was that heck? I always seem to get the two mixed up for some strange reason.

*Shrugging in a way only dragons can, Hewitt squeezes through the portal and enters hell.*

I wonder if Diablo is wandering about... haven't killed him in ages...

[KraKto$is8]

* KraK hops through his portal, and finds himself in Hell. *

"Never was my favourite place, but then again, it's better than S****horpe."

* KraK begins torturing some demons. *

[Gir]

*Clambers thru the portal into hell and it closes behind him. He reaches into his jacket pocket to grab his trusty Varista... but its not there...*

Aww nads! I forgot! We cant take belongings from the world above into hell.... DAMN! I hope the others are okay...

*Gir looks around and realises that he is in the middle of an empty town. He sets off walkin thru the deserted streets in hope he can find somethin to use as a weapon*

[flapjack]

*right at the moment gir passes in front of the first building (aka the moment he starts walking) flapjack comes flying trough a wall, leaving a human sized hole through a double brick wall, upon impact on the other side of the street (after only barely missing gir) flapjack stops, abrubtly, to abrubtly to be good, he then plummets to the ground as he cries something about a stupid little demon with the fist power of 10 giants*

[AcidK]

*AcidK comes crashing out in front of Gir, his eyes in 'Black Hole' mode as he swings a demon by the feet, bashing and hitting a large, purple, furry dinosaur, which would not stop singing, no matter how much AcidK laid into it.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH

[Hewitt]

Originally posted by Gir
Aww nads! I forgot! We cant take belongings from the world above into hell.... DAMN! I hope the others are okay...

*Hewitt looks around at all the naked people.*

Erm... nads indeed...

[flapjack]

*flapjack quickly makes some clothes out of thick air (with all the polution and so) then deals them out*

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin walks over to where Acidk is rolling in the vicious fight with the small dino, and as the dino rolls over the top, Gryffin flicks his hand ever so slightly. They stop, with a pair of duracell batteries in them. The singing aburptly stops.*

"They may go on for ever, but this was the real reason for long life batteries."

*Gryffin picks up a battery powered fan, and inserts the batteries, and begins cooling himself with it.*

"Remember, to deny the Dark is to turn it against itself. And you get cool into the bargin."

[flapjack]

*flapjack goes over to the downed demon*

you stupid thing, can't you see i'm way smarter then you, i saw this coming you know

*flapjack then takes out a stake of eradicate demon and stabs it through the demon, which promptly disappears with a silent POP*

[Gir]

/ooc no we keep our clothes lol just not any weapons from our dimension /ooc

Only been here 5 minutes and you two are fighting! What am I gonna do with you two?

[Gryffin]

"Send them in first as a decoy?"

[flapjack]

sounds like a good idea too me, send them in as decoys

oh and remember to include a remote controlled barney, if they get overwhelmed, turn on the barney and run like hell

acidk will take care of the rest, tough he will probably make a terrible mess of this section of hell

[Gryffin]

"The only problem with that is Acidk might attack the barney. Still, as a back up it might work. Anyway, onward me go!"

*Strikes a dramatic pose, and walks off downhill, on the basis that you have to get to the bottom sooner or later.*

[AcidK]

*AcidK, although calmed down again, heard the word 'barney' used TWICE, each time grabbing the nearest sentient being and slamming it a few times into the floor.*

[Hewitt]

*Is that nearest sentient being. *

[flapjack]

see, he'll use the nearest thing to smack the barney with, so if he is surrounded with demons he will use all of them 1 by 1 to kill the barney, thus solving our demon problem, we can then turn the barney off and continue on our way

damned i love this barney immitator robot

[AcidK]

*AcidK, hearing barney said a few more times, grabs Hewitt and launches him into a nearby torture room, toppling it.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack quickly stands a little further away from acidk, just in case anybody says barney again*

[KraKto$is8]

* Watching AcidK's descent into madness, KraK decides to give some advice. *

"Okay, nobody say Barney. Otherwise AcidK gets really upset, he doesn't like us saying Barney, strangely enough. Don't know why, Barney's a lovely name, like Barney Rubble, or Barney the security guard. Hmm... rolls of the toungue well, Barney. Barney.
"Oops, forgot. I'd better not say Barney again."

* Within seconds, KraK finds himself embedded in a red-hot hellish wall. Interesting... *

[flapjack]

hmm, best not say barney ever again

[Hewitt]

*Hewitt morphs into his full-bodied dragon form (crushing the torture chamber in the process) and marches over to Acidk, fuming.*

I dare you to try that again peep.

*Makes a good contribution to the surrounding smoke haze.*

[AcidK]

*AcidK, still enraged after sending Krak into another wall, grabs Hewitt by the nose with an invisible grip, slamming it into the floor. AcidK does this many times over, although each time getting more and more forceful.*

[Gir]

*tickles Acid K till he calms down*

Stop it man! You will ruin our stealthy entrance! *wiggles fingers in a stealthy way*

[AcidK]

*AcidK's grip on Hewitt, but was unfortunately in an upward motion, sending Hewitt toppling onto his back (or what could be considered to be his back.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack hides a little more, then notes the large force of demons heading towards them*

i think at this point, stealth is not an option

*flapjack takes out an immensly thick spellbook and a NORMAL magic wand*

let's see, 'how to call up rain in a dry place', no, not powerfull enough

'how to summon a water dragon', hmm, don't think that will work

'how to throw huge beams of water, even when there is no water around', hmm, let's see

*flapjack moves the wand around a little, a short localized burst of water then flies a large way before hitting something hot and vaporising*

works, okay, bring them on

[Gir]

*Runs towards the group of demons, before realising that he has no weapon. He runs back to the group, and grabs Acid K. He then use Acid as a battering ram to mow down the enemies.*


HAHAHAHAHA!

[AcidK]

*AcidK looks up in a Cloud Strife style as he is lifted by someone 2' shorter than him. Although he wonders how someone could lift his heavy weight, AcidK simply smiles to himself as his arms suddenly lashing out into everything within their range, aiming for anything that could prove to be a harmful area.*

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin watches this from several feet above the carnage, his wings beating slowly.*

"Nice combo guys. Waste them, I'm away on for a look around."

*Gryffin turns and glides off down the tunnel.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack quickly begins growing 2 wings*

i love attacks from above, don't you guys ??

oh and we have some flying things incoming, leave them to me, okay ??

*flapjack then modifies his hands, now about the same size but with huge tiger style and adamantium coated claws sticking out, in the meanwhile his finished growing*

time for a little fun

*flapjack quickly lifts off vertically as his wings come up to speeds, then suddenly tips over and shoots off towards the quickly approaching pack of demons*

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin glides past the demons as Flapjack takes them, and flies out of the tunnel into a huge carvern, completely filled with demons, with a queue forming at the tunnel entrance. Gryffin thinks this may cause a problem with them reaching Verric sometime this century, and go goes back to advise they take a different route.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack quickly swicks around his axis as his claws rip apart 2 demons that got to close, the moment he comes back upright he pulls out the staff (obviously a summoned weapon btw) and quickly utters a row of words for the water spell, unfortunately making a few minor mistakes*

*2 seconds later it suddenly begins raining flowers as every demon hit by the spell spontaneously falls apart into flowers*

hmm, that 1 i will remember

say guys, these flying demons appear to be somewhat, err, out of demons

[AcidK]

*AcidK, now bored of no movement, pulled himself out of Gir's grip and suddenly lifted himself up, towering over everyon else and the demons. He moved with berserk movements, slashing, kicing, dodging and using everything he can get hold of as a weapon. One such weapon was a demon that got to close, and suddenly found out how being the cause of ten other demons felt like as he was thrown through them at a speed equal to AcidK's max movement speed (ie, very close to lightspeed).*

[Hewitt]

*Still lying on the ground, Hewitt lifts his head seeing little mental images of Acidk dancing around his head.*

Clerk, take a memo... never dare an insane telepath to do violent things to oneself... ever.

*Falls back in a rather comical style.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack came soaring down from the sky, using his spell to turn things into flowers as he made a low fly-over of some demons, leaving a path of flowers*

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin lands beside Gir, and hauls him upright.*

"You have to pull them in; there are too many demons. While I am sure they could handle them all, it might take a while, and I already don't like the heat. So lets go a different route. Get Acidk to blast a way into an alternate tunnel or something."

[AcidK]

*AcidK hears this over the carnage and suddenly leaps into the air, raises his hands and watches as he uses the heat energy to form psychic energies around himself. He lands again, but this time he punches the floor, the shockwave bursting forward and sending all the demons in a 180degree arc in from of him into masses of blood and gibblets. AcidK pulled himself up and rose his other arm, still bursting with energy and points at a stone cliff.*

Fire in the hole!

*With this AcidK lets the energy disperse into the cliff, flailing backwards in the force of it all as the wall, which was now turning into a new grand canyon, was hit by the energy. AcidK regained his balance and saw the demons regrouping ahead.*

Get going, I'll hold them off!

*AcidK did not wait for the others to move, already he was gripping the floor and began morphing it to his will, giant fists and hands bursting out of nowhere and collapsing onto the demons, in all this AcidK was on the floor, hands outstretched and looking in a lot of pain doing all this in one go.*

[Hewitt]

*Coming to he finds himself not far from Acidk who is seemingly trying to hold off endless waves of demonic hellspawn.*

We this looks encouraging...

*Concentrating on the image of the advancing horde Hewitt tries to think of the time when he found himself in the path of a wilderbeest migration. He tried to remember every aspect of the scene - the thunderous sound as the earth quaked from thousands of tonnes of blind animal beat the earth senseless, the smell of grass crushed and minced under an endless line of hooves.

Meanwhile in reality the entire landscape of hell in front of the spaced out dragon shimmered and waved becoming greener for second, it's minions falling forward onto all fours before jumping back up again as the underworld fought the intrusion on a part of it's existance.

The backlash hit Hewitt like a whip and he cried out with a startled yelp. The scene in his mind began to waver before and he retook control but it soon began a burden as pain slowly began to flood his mind. Out in front of him the wilderbeest would grow into hideously twisted versions of themselves - misshapen beasts from the very depths of nightmare - before sliding back into mindless animals.

The foundations of hell began to shake as the advancing horde warped continuously. At one stage the firey gloom transformed into what looked like the grasslands of an african savanna before changing back; the army of the damned shifting into a unstoppable herd of mindless animals before snapping back to originality. This happened many times, slow morphs at first but soon it was sudden flickers as if reality itself was coming undone. Then the landscape changed again leaving the demonic horde untouched, the dry grass catching alight from the seering heat before a complete reversal left the smell of cooking beef in the air as an endless herd of wilderbeest were burned by the firey pit that was hell.

Hewitt was having a hard time holding the image and before he knew what was going on he was jumping back and forth from other scenes from his past, all the time constantly aware of a hidden menance trying to rest control of his mind. It was like wrestling with the invisible man.

Things quickly became disorientating. At one stage Acidk was crushing the metal hulks of panzers rolling forth along debris-ridden streets then it became a fight against gigantic spider-like creatures in an ultra-futuristic city.

The battle was against viking hordes advancing from longboats.
The battle was against a battle-cruiser floating in the void of space.
The battle was against approaching missiles arcing towards a collection of straw huts...

...and all the while beyond the border of chaos stood Hewitt the dragon eyes teeth clenched and bared, eyes tightly shut, hands balled into fists so hard that claws pierced the tough layer of scales sending forth trickles of draconic blood that steamed and congealed on the hellish earth around his feet which dug into the ground so much it seemed as if Hewitt intended to rip the very ground as if he was a vulture upon a corpse.

Things became a blur as Hewitt continued to wrestle for control. Then suddenly the scene stopped at an all too familiar place and men in armour seemed to crawl all over him...*

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

*The sudden cry caused the ground to shake all the way to the very foundations of hell.

Hewitt lashed out uncontrollably in every direction. But rather than fall prey to the invisible presense shock seemed to come from all directions before suddenly it ceased to exist. Before Hewitt could figure out what had happened everything faded into nothingness...

Hewitt woke seconds later to find himself lying on the barren earth of hell, muscles aching all over. Groaning he brought himself to a sitting position where he was greeted by a dishearting sight.

For as far as the eye could see beyond a very distinct line hell ceased to exist. Instead in it's place was an endless row of snow capped mountains parted by a valley filled with a wide meadow of fresh mountain grass.

The valley was filled with an army of armoured lancers, knights with two-handed great swords, ballistas and cataputs of every make and design... they're numbers where endless.*

Oh crap, not again...