Planetarion Forums - The star ship Idiot

J-Kama-Ka-C · 13 Oct 2002, 17:13

"The force is too much... can hardly breathe..."
*Straining to reach his chair controls
"Patching to engine controls, safety cut out set in 5... th *blacks out*

Evil_Ginge · 13 Oct 2002, 17:46

"we..e..e can't stop its too dangerous, we've got to slow down first..."

flapjack · 13 Oct 2002, 18:09

*flapjack chases the idiot, attaches the tractor beams and sets the engines in FULL REVERSE !!*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 13 Oct 2002, 18:17

*Shaking as the ship takes starts taking the stress from the speed "ca-ca-ca-ca-n't ho-ho-ho-hold ow-ow-on... mu-ch la-la-lon-ger-er-er"

Evil_Ginge · 13 Oct 2002, 18:31

flapjack, your ship cannot go as fast as ludicrous speed, it is about 10 times as fast as your drive

*Trys to reach out for the button

Gryffin · 13 Oct 2002, 20:13

*Gryffin walks onto the bridge on the roof, and starts shouting at all the people for being idots and living on the floor with the dust. He then saunters over to the controls and presses the button, just before promptly dssappearing. Gryffin then walks through the door, on the floor, and demands to know who went to ludicrous speed while he was trying to make a cheese and turkey toastie.*

Evil_Ginge · 13 Oct 2002, 20:15

*Since the sudden stop everyone who wasn't strapped in goes flying forward with great speed into the nearest wall

J-Kama-Ka-C · 13 Oct 2002, 21:15

*The captain laughs at those they just went flying into the forward wall... but finds he can't, the belting seems to have broken severak of his ribs

ToeJam · 13 Oct 2002, 21:23

Toe Jam having used his expanding socks to tie himself in now finds himself bouncing between the hull walls..

help i cant stop my self..

ooc// kama look i sent you a pm answer it please///ooc

J-Kama-Ka-C · 13 Oct 2002, 22:58

(Never recieved it)

*The captain struggles with his belt and collapses forward clutching his chest

Evil_Ginge · 13 Oct 2002, 23:01

*unclips himself and looks at everyone

"am i the only one who didn;t suffer any breakage"

ToeJam · 14 Oct 2002, 16:42

toe jam continues to bounce between the hulls..

help,,help i'm bouncing and i cant get up...

OOC//kama your pm is full cant resend message..//ooc

14 Oct 2002, 17:54

*wo2 who was in his box is now rather imoblie because his body was implanted in the wall*

Um where Are we?

Evil_Ginge · 14 Oct 2002, 18:48

"erm i don't know wo2 but its unlike any part of the univers i've seen, soemone scan the star patters t see where we are"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 14 Oct 2002, 19:04

(I've cleared the folder now)

*J-Kama-Ka-C glances at the view screen, which is now displaying nothing but empty space, all the stars are behind them

"Hmm... who pulled the plug on the viewer"

Gryffin · 14 Oct 2002, 21:11

"I am fine, but my toastie is in need of medical attention!"

*Gryffin holds the toastie in his arms, and murmers that they will find it a doctor soon, and thet it is to hold on.*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 15 Oct 2002, 23:09

(Now you're PM box is full TJ, I'll try again tomorrow)

*Kama waddles over to the view screen and taps it to check if its working... then goes to the window
"Hmm... they're turned off as well"

flapjack · 16 Oct 2002, 16:11

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil_Ginge
flapjack, your ship cannot go as fast as ludicrous speed, it is about 10 times as fast as your drive

*Trys to reach out for the button

*flapjack points at the ludicrous speed attaining engine booster he has hanging on the back of his fighter*

i can with that

*flapjack watches as the booster falls off*

to bad it's empty now

*flapjack waits for the idiot to slow down so he can turn the tractor beam off, engines still in full reverse*

Evil_Ginge · 16 Oct 2002, 16:13

*Ginge giggles as heturns on the tractor beam reflector and goe s into ludicrous speed again

flapjack · 16 Oct 2002, 20:15

*flapjack laughs even harder as the reversed tractor beam rips a large chunk of the hull of the idiot as flapjack slows down in a way that could otherwise only be obtained when a solid object hits another solid object*

Evil_Ginge · 16 Oct 2002, 20:35

*the hull quickly repairs itsself as they are going along

"damn not again"

*Ginge hap-hazardly presses the stop button again, sending everyone flying forward again

"where the hell are we now"

17 Oct 2002, 03:03

We appear to be in a gaint piece of cheese sir. Either that or ToeJams belly button.

Gryffin · 17 Oct 2002, 20:26

*Gryffin cries out and sinks to his knees.*

"Oh, for the love of God, let it be the cheese. Please let it be the cheese."

Evil_Ginge · 17 Oct 2002, 20:56

[/ooc] gryffin, you have just earned a place in my sig for that lolable [/ooc]

"you know tehers only one way to find out, lets cook some cheese"

19 Oct 2002, 00:56

*wo2 runs out and grabs some of the cheese/lint and comes back to the ship*

All right heres the frying pan and time to cook *after sevaral minutes of sizzling the stuff turns to liquid*

Alright here we go *dip's in his finger.* Hmmm... Taste like Swiss Cheese sir.

flapjack · 19 Oct 2002, 18:40

*flapjack speeds his ship back up, then stops as the idiot appears in front of him*

Evil_Ginge · 19 Oct 2002, 20:07

*The idiot goes into Ludicrous speed again when flapjack gets close, putting about 62 years of whatever flapjacks speed is between them, around an hour in ludicrous speed and they come to a judderng halt again

"where are we now>?"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 19 Oct 2002, 22:46

"Well... judging from the view screen... we're underwater... all I see is fish... the same fish swiming back and forth"

20 Oct 2002, 02:26

*wo2 flicks a switch and a Giant Alien is seen heading for the ship.*

Oops sorry it was the screen saver.

J-Kama-Ka-C · 20 Oct 2002, 09:28

"Oh... yeah... I knew that... *muttering*I thought those fish looked familiar"

"ahem... do you think it's a friendly alien?"

Evil_Ginge · 20 Oct 2002, 16:27

"i don't wanna take any chances, i don't know about you sir"

22 Oct 2002, 00:37

*the fish appear againg*

I thought they looks better than the Alien. *sound of metal Tearing.* of course I could be wrong.

Evil_Ginge · 22 Oct 2002, 09:22

*Ginge fires all the forward cannons and every other weapon on the outer hull

"ok wo2, bring up main vewscreen"

Gryffin · 22 Oct 2002, 20:11

*Gryffin jumps into his fighter, and takes off for a reccy. He gets as far as, "This is Wing Commander Gry...." in his report before the alien eats his ship. He then fires the banana bomb cannons, and the back of the alien explodes. Gryffin flies out of the gaping hole.*

"Ok, I just left the hanger, I had to blow the doors off. There is nothing out here but space."

ToeJam · 23 Oct 2002, 16:15

toe jam still continues to bounce betwen the walls of the star ship idiot ,,

he is slightly bruised and semi-consious he can no longer yell or even raise his hands in defense....

ohhhh ,,awwwww,, ohhhhhh ,,aawwwwww hummmmm baby awwww owwww thats feels good, ooopss sorry wrong thread

25 Oct 2002, 01:14

*one of the ships droids comes up carring a large T.V. which it hooks up to the systems and turns on showing the alien.*

Sorry sir we couldn't find the main screen this will have to do

J-Kama-Ka-C · 25 Oct 2002, 01:40

"Ah excellent... now all we need is for someone to wave around the ariel until we get a better picture... and of course lets not take any chances...er... red alert... weapons, etc, you know the drill...fire fire FIRE!! *ahem*"

Evil_Ginge · 25 Oct 2002, 03:35

*looks at the captin while he fires the guns

"riiiiight"

QazokRouge5 · 25 Oct 2002, 04:40

Throws Popcorn at J-Kama

I just flix0ed j00

Evil_Ginge · 25 Oct 2002, 08:36

*The security systemactivates at ginges neural commandand evicerates Qazok

"speak properly nipple head"

Gryffin · 25 Oct 2002, 21:22

*Gryffin's fighter jumps about as he dodges the weapons fire from the Idiot.*

"Don't hit me!! Hit the Alien!!!"

ToeJam · 25 Oct 2002, 21:42

Toe Jam is finally able to stop his bouncing (no thanks to anyone on the ship) now almost completly covered in bruises he makes his way to the cargobay. he puts on a space-suit-sock the tieing himself in.opens the cargo bay door and commences to throw out
all none welded fixture on the hopes he may hit the alien ship.

26 Oct 2002, 00:57

*wo2 speak uses the com to the cargo bay.*

Might I suggest the yellow boxes?

*wo2 flicks off the com*

Alrigght captain we've hit 3 astroriods 1 unknow bug and gryfinns fighter once. We still have not hit the alien. Might I suggest we accutaly try aiming?

J-Kama-Ka-C · 26 Oct 2002, 11:37

"Aiming.... you say?... you know, that's just crazy enough to work"

"Alright then... target that alien thing!!! ...oh and er... by the way.. what does it look like?"

26 Oct 2002, 19:58

Its um... that one... the brownish blue thing....the one that looks like a sausege.

Evil_Ginge · 27 Oct 2002, 14:58

*Aims

"ok everyone brace for firing"

*Fires the main guns

Gryffin · 27 Oct 2002, 21:57

*Gryffin watches as the weapons hit the alien, turning it into insta-sausage. Gryffin flies down, and toes the smoking carcass into one of the cargo holds, where he sets up a sausage stall.*

"Get your sausages! Hot sausages! Inna bun!!"

29 Oct 2002, 00:41

I'll take two Sausages. with mustard. and ketchup.

ToeJam · 29 Oct 2002, 14:54

Toe Jam slightly annoyed that his cargobay is now being used as a space going roachcoach (lunch truck for those that do not know).. commences to release some space rats froom there containment . the cargo bay is now crawlig with over 300 ,2ft rats...

Gryffin · 29 Oct 2002, 20:36

*Gryffin hands wo2 his sausages, and begins spearing the rats on kebab sticks. He then sells the rat kebabs to Japanese tourists.*