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25 Sep 2002, 19:11
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*flapjack randomly turns the main engines back on, sending everybody flying backwards*
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<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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25 Sep 2002, 19:13
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English Demon
Join Date: May 2001
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*the ship moves very slowly as ginge actually turned on the engines to allow the ship to do tactical manouvers appearing as if flapjack turned them on, being that no-one can actually control the engines but ginge, and possibly wo2
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25 Sep 2002, 19:37
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*flapjack notices a very large plug saying DO NOT PULL*
*flapjack pulls the plug, turning off the engines by lack of power*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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25 Sep 2002, 19:39
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English Demon
Join Date: May 2001
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since theer is no plug, how can you, the engines provide the power, how can you turn this off, and it would be very stupid as we are in the middle of a battle
*a voice goes over the tannoy,
"eerm everyone to fighters and airlocks, we need all the gunners out, erm, we will fight everyone"
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25 Sep 2002, 19:42
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*flapjack thinks the engines are highly usefull in combat, and so reinserts the plug and notes GENERATORS GENERATE POWER, not engines, he then goes over to a random spot on the ship, where he finds a random way to the hangars, there he finds a random HYPER FIGHTER he put there*
MY FIGHTER !!
*flapjack boards his fighter and instantly acclerates away, forgetting all about the docking clamps, 3 other fighters and a hangar bay door that happened to be in the way, luckyly his fighter somehow survived*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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26 Sep 2002, 17:40
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Toe Jam having saved one of the mad-cows by hidding it in
Evil-Ginge's room. waits for it to finish its bodily functions near the bed , he then leads the cow out thru a narrow walkway onto the upper deck of the engine core.. placing some extra hay and water he leaves the mad -cow on its own .
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Toe"The Smelly"Jam
when i die i want to die like my grandfather in his sleep peacefully
not like the 30 screeming and yelling people on the bus he was driving.
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26 Sep 2002, 19:43
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English Demon
Join Date: May 2001
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*the cleaning bots deal with the mess as ginge turns the ship round for an attack run
"erm a little help with the fighters would be very well, helpful"
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27 Sep 2002, 13:44
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*flapjack's fighter suddenly sweeps mere centimetres across the bridge of the ship, all guns a blazing as it sweeps across space making manuevers no other ship can follow evading most of the gunfire suddenly being directed towards it*
(note: 2 quantum pulse cannons capable of knocking corvette class ships out of the sky with 1 or 2 shots, 4 hyper railguns to rip fighters to shreds and a quantum bomb launcher, capable of literraly tearing frigate class vessels apart with a single hit (tough reload rate is TERRIBLE)
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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27 Sep 2002, 19:26
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
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*Gryffin launches wth his fighter-wing to stop this new threat, but the banana lauchers jam and the sheep explode too early. Gryffin resorts to ramming Flapjack, which doesn't work terribly well.*
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<mintos> I got to stop talking
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27 Sep 2002, 19:40
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Toe Jam enters the observsation tower . opens the sliding glass roof and commences to throw his ever expanding super sticky socks at the fighters. one sock engulfs a fighter and clogs the engines exhaust causing a msssive overload the fighter explodes the shrapnel from the fighter spreads out and hits an additional 2 crafts flying near by.
Toe Jam continues to throw the socks at the fighters as they maneuver around the star ship idiot.
every so often he ducks back in to reload and take a bite of his peanut-butter and banana sandwich.
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Toe"The Smelly"Jam
when i die i want to die like my grandfather in his sleep peacefully
not like the 30 screeming and yelling people on the bus he was driving.
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27 Sep 2002, 23:08
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*flapjack notices the incoming gryffin, simply pressing the EVADE UP button he moves his ship out of the way, then continues ripping hostile ships to shreds*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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27 Sep 2002, 23:28
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English Demon
Join Date: May 2001
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:: ginge manouvers the idiot through the batlle his mind lazily picking off large ships with the idots guns
"wheres that fighter cover"
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27 Sep 2002, 23:31
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*flapjack again pops his fighter across the hull of the idiot passing 'round the ships bridge, at the same ripping several more fighters to shreds*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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27 Sep 2002, 23:39
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English Demon
Join Date: May 2001
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"ahh there it is, silly for not looking, OH MY GOD WATCH OUT FLAPJACK BANNANA SHIP AT NINE O'CLOCK"
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27 Sep 2002, 23:43
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*flapjack hetfly slams his control stick into a direction, a tiny moment later several small pieces of the banana ship hit the hull of the starship idiot, the small pieces have clear markings originating from the impact of a full burst of the hyper fighter, the figther then sways heavily to the other side and can just be seen firing off the quantum pulse cannons into a frigate sized vessel, turning the material into something similar to paper, the reactor bursting and a plasma explosion inseus*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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27 Sep 2002, 23:45
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English Demon
Join Date: May 2001
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*Ginge relaxes just in time to see a cream custard torpeado hit the side of flapjacks ship
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27 Sep 2002, 23:46
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crashed computer
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*flapjack looks at the large cream custard spot now making his dirty, enraged by the fact his ship became dirty he turns his ship and flies at the ship that fired the torpedo, guns a blazing ripping mansized holes troughout the ship*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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27 Sep 2002, 23:50
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English Demon
Join Date: May 2001
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:: the cream custard torpeado is eating through th hull falpjack, hull breach imminent ::
*as ginge reads this message on the console in front of him he swears loudly at the screen for coming up with a screensaver while he was watching the battle
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27 Sep 2002, 23:54
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*flapjack immediatly activates the chemical cleanse systems, wassing the cream custard off into space, he then makes all kinds of strange nearly impossible manuevers while firing round after round at any enemy that manages to get his ship into flapjack aim*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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28 Sep 2002, 22:35
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Oh damn. This is wo2 starting up survival protocols. If its Bad I will shot it.
*all the guns on the hull of the SSI open up and start firing items at other ships outside*
Crewman: Hey thats my bed its firing!
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29 Sep 2002, 15:49
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crashed computer
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*flapjack flies around pulling corkscrews and shooting enemy ships to bits*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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29 Sep 2002, 20:06
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English Demon
Join Date: May 2001
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wo2, i've already done that, and i thought i explained this, i do the stuff like fire wepons and drive the ship, also internal security and stuff, you are the one who makes it all work, we had along discussion over this
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29 Sep 2002, 20:09
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crashed computer
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*flapjack flies straight at the bridge of the idiot, only to pull away mere NM from the hull, guns a blazing as they rip several more fighters to bits*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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1 Oct 2002, 00:21
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Well excuse me. Can I help it if I would like Absoulte Power?
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1 Oct 2002, 20:46
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
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"Yes?"
*Gryffin suddenly looks around nervously.*
"Who said that?!?"
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Far too old to not yet be responsible.
<mintos> I got to stop talking
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2 Oct 2002, 17:06
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English Demon
Join Date: May 2001
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you may want it, but you can't have it
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2 Oct 2002, 18:26
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this thread is losing momentum
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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2 Oct 2002, 21:20
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English Demon
Join Date: May 2001
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blame wo2
*Ginge begins the firing sequence blowing up a curious looking cream tart and a few peices of paper, then looks at the radar
"those are some damned silly ships"
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3 Oct 2002, 07:17
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well, actaully ginge, it's to blame on you
*flapjack suddenly turns his fighter around and opens fire on the idiot, ripping out large pieces of hull*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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3 Oct 2002, 18:21
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English Demon
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*Ginge swears and warps away from the battle, leaving flapjack where he is, with all enemys converging on him
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3 Oct 2002, 19:32
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Held Back
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(Not to mention flapjack's fighter has made several high speed colisions on our forward shields, hehe)
*The captain adjusts the controls to his footrest and slides further into his chair, but then has a better idea
"Someone reduce internal gravity, by point 5... here we are using all this effort just to keep ourselves from the ground like idiots"
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3 Oct 2002, 20:51
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English Demon
Join Date: May 2001
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consider it done sir
*Ginge walks over to a consol and changes the gravity
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3 Oct 2002, 22:28
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
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*Gryffin starts banging his head on the roof as the gravity completely dissappears.*
"Slightly more, if you don't mind, Ginge."
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Far too old to not yet be responsible.
<mintos> I got to stop talking
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4 Oct 2002, 21:45
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English Demon
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*Ginge s******s and turns the gravity up ever so slightly
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5 Oct 2002, 12:45
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crashed computer
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*flapjack notices all the enemy ship converging on him, he quickly presses the red button labeled: BEWARE QUANTUM LEAP DEVICE, this causes a sudden blast of blue light as flapjacks fighter instantly acclerates to warp 9.9998 (speed of subspace communication, traverse a full solar system in 0.0003 seconds) and creating a class 10 shockwave (capable of destroying a galaxy X class dreadnought with shields at full power on a range of 0.5 parsecs) as the quantum border is reached and the fighter moves into a quantum tunnel*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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8 Oct 2002, 04:39
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Back from timeout.
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*throws a stick at Jama-K-whatever-his-name-is and runs, trips, and presses the self destruct button of the ship on accident... then Qazok teleports to his battlecruiser and speeds away. oops*
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8 Oct 2002, 21:10
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
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*Gryffin notices that someone disconnected the self destruct button a number of SSI's ago as people kept pressing it through sheer stupidity. Gryffin eats an orange flavour icecream.*
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8 Oct 2002, 21:42
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unfortunatly no one noticed that Toe Jam had re-wired the self destruct button to the ships fire-sprinkller system. Toe Jam opens his umbrella and commences to do a re-enactment of fred asters "singing in the rain"..
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Toe"The Smelly"Jam
when i die i want to die like my grandfather in his sleep peacefully
not like the 30 screeming and yelling people on the bus he was driving.
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8 Oct 2002, 21:55
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
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*Except he slips on some dropped icecream and lands on his bum.*
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Far too old to not yet be responsible.
<mintos> I got to stop talking
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8 Oct 2002, 23:13
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Held Back
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*J-Kama-Ka-C notices this as well and begins reconnecting the self destruct to avoid any embarrasment in the event it is required
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11 Oct 2002, 01:37
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[ooc] I'd say something like we need a plot execept we never had one. [ooc]
*wo2 gets out of his closet and sets it on Auto. He walks up to Evil_Ginge and slaps him than walks back to his closet and shut the door with a force field*
I can still fight you know.
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12 Oct 2002, 11:12
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*flapjack drops out of quantum space a couple of km in front of the idiot, immediatly matching its speed*
RADIO TRANSMISSION: This is the hyper fighter to the starship idiot, stop your engines, before i help you
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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12 Oct 2002, 19:16
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English Demon
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*Ginge teleports the entire starship to another point in space
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12 Oct 2002, 19:26
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*flapjack comes after them, repeating the transmission*
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IRC quotes:
<Walrus> Let's all poke him next time he appears.
<Heiro> I think that is wise, Master Walrus
<Gryffin> ungrateful wretches
<Gryffin> they should be here!
<Gryffin> so I can grace them with my presence
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12 Oct 2002, 19:56
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Squiqchef Hextrodinaire
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*Gryffin radios Flapjack.*
"What are you helping us with?"
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12 Oct 2002, 21:55
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Held Back
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*Can't hear the transmission for the sound of the engines
"Someone turn them off so we can make it out..."
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English Demon
Join Date: May 2001
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*Ginge grins and sends a message over the tannoy
"ok everyone Prepare ship... prepare ship for.... Ludicrous Speed!"
*Ginge straps himself to the seat
"secure all animals in the zoo, close all the shops, pack up the symphony orchestra, and close the resturant in the staff cantine, ok everyone set and have their seatbelts fastened?"
*Smiles
"Ludcrous speed.... GO!!!"
*gets pulled back into his seat by the g-forces
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12 Oct 2002, 22:29
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Held Back
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"Surely not... LUDICROUS speed!"
*The captain grabs his seat and holds on for his life as SS Idiot already begins to accelerate past light speed
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13 Oct 2002, 00:36
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*wo2 wonders how long he has to make the monitor display all the perty colours.*
We ar now many many many times past light speed.
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13 Oct 2002, 10:33
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English Demon
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[ooc] Spaceballs rocks!!! [/ooc]
*Ginge trys to talk through all the g-forces
"we've got to stop, otherwise we'll puncture the edge of the universe, i mean look we've gone tartan"
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