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ToeJam · 23 Aug 2002, 22:56

Toe Jam slowly gets up luckily for him his sock bag softened the crash.he contines his mad dash towards the galley,, on the way he runs by J-Kama-Ka-C. Toe Jam tells J-Kama-Ka-C that he should go to the end pasage way and look inside the cupboard its seems that Gryffin may be trying to play spin the bottle with LadyHawk, Toe Jam reaches into his sock bag and hands J-Kama-Ka-C a sock full of salt peter and instructs him in the best use of this special ingredient...

Toe Jam departs and continues his mad dash to the galley for the cod fish ala BBQ wit conch fritters and a cold drink....

Lady Hawk · 23 Aug 2002, 23:07

LH watches all with horror,

the dread broom of doom and his followers the Sponges of Brainwashing, has taken over her mind and now the one called gryffin has now become part of the Brooms followers.

whilst in the cupboard he is indoctrinated into the cult of the sponge and he to is given a brand new janitors uniform.

his orders to take over the ship and clean the captain once and for all..

for on this ship their will be no GRIME......................

23 Aug 2002, 23:26

ARGG!! LOOK out! Suddenly the beams collapse around SM and he is trapped. He likes burgers.

J-Kama-Ka-C · 23 Aug 2002, 23:51

*Slightly puzzled Kama heads for the cupboard instead. Opening it he is even more confused
"What... Gryffin... what are you doing out of uniform... and when did you redecorate the fighter control... hmm, nice job, over did it on the broom though... what are they some advanced form of flight sticks? ... why are you looking at me like that... no ... no... Noo!! ... Aaah"

Evil_Ginge · 24 Aug 2002, 16:58

*after two weeks of fiddleing around with ships systems in kamas re-designed ship ginge finally comes up with a new chip, then implants it, replacing the old one

"now that should do it"

Lady Hawk · 24 Aug 2002, 17:07

LH tries to scream for the Capt to stay away but she cannot move

The Evil Broom of Doom and his minions take the capt into the Cupbaord where he is given a Cheif Janitors Uniform and a brand new broom of doom

now the plan can continue to clean up the universe

in this place there will be no GRIME

Evil_Ginge · 24 Aug 2002, 17:18

"now this is what happens when you take away control from the ginge"

*taps the evil broom on the bristles and smiles at it

"do you have a permit for this?"

Gryffin · 24 Aug 2002, 19:57

*Gryffin takes his broom, and goes to the galley to 'clean up'.*

ToeJam · 26 Aug 2002, 22:06

on the way to the galley Toe Jam stops at a computer board,, he conencts to the system wide speaker system and using a voice modifier yells out the following instructions (off course it sounds like J-Kama-Ka-C is talking)

"ATTENION ALL HANDS,FEET,LEGS WHATEVER ELSE. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT ALL SHIPEWIDE TOILETS ARE NO LONGER AVAILABLE.. MAKE SURE TO FIND SPECIAL.LT WO2, HE WILL HAND OUT ALL THE PIDDLE BAGS . MAKE SURE THAT ONCE YOU ARE DONE WITH THESE PIDDLE BAGS THEY ARE REUTRNED TO WO2 AND WO2 ONLY. ANY DEVIATION FROM THIS RULE WILL RESULT IN YOUR EXPOLSION FROM THIS SHIP AFTER WE HAVE SHREDED,DICED,SLICED AND DONE WHATEVER ELSE WE CAN TO PUT YOU INTO ITTY BITTY LITLLE TEENY WIENNY PIECES.. THIS HAS BEEN YOUR CAPTAIN,COMMANDER AND SELF PROCLAIMED RULER OF THIS VESSEL..OUT"

once finished Toe Jam skipps merrily onto the gallye for some bbq cod iwth conch fritters

Gryffin · 27 Aug 2002, 18:37

*Where Gryffin sweeps him into a special bin for goodfornothings, and brings him to the Closet to be indoctrinated.*

Lady Hawk · 27 Aug 2002, 21:55

LH looks at him (the goodfornothing sock dictator)

the broom of doom looks at Toejam and gives him a sponge of brainwashing then a brand new janitors uniform

and also a brillo pad of cleansing so that he can scour the ship of the Evil Grime....

soon the Broom will have all

muahahahahahahahahahahahah

J-Kama-Ka-C · 27 Aug 2002, 22:46

*Kama straightens his uniform and lifts the broom on to his shoulder and wanders off down the corridoor to find something to de-grime

Evil_Ginge · 29 Aug 2002, 11:03

*Ginge shakes his head as the broom has ignored him then grabs his dissentrigrator,

"this is what happens if you don't listen to me"

*Fires the dissentigrator and vapourises the broom, then opens up a plot hole and shoves the remenants of its influence into it before closing it again

"there we go, all clean"

ToeJam · 29 Aug 2002, 18:07

Toe Jam now wearing his brand new janitors outfit. places 2 brillo pads on his feet held by a handy dandy sock strig he pulled from his sock bag.
Toe Jam the commences to skate down the passageway scrubing the floor and singing "rub a dub dub,ducky in my tub"

Gryffin · 31 Aug 2002, 14:57

*Gryffin decides top dust the insides of the ventilation shafts, and soon huge piles of dust are accumulating beneath every vent.*

Demon Dave · 2 Sep 2002, 17:41

*DemonDave crawls out of the Bridge ventilation shaft covered in dust*

"*cough cough splutter splutter* I swear thats the last time i look for a short cut to the galley"

2 Sep 2002, 18:33

*wo2 pops his head out of a hole and sees all of the evil janitor people. Fearing for his "Collection" he suits up in power suit and prepares to fight for his hideout.*

Mine not theirs i will fight for my Collection.

Gryffin · 2 Sep 2002, 20:07

*Gryffin drops out of a vent behind wo2.*

"But it needs to be cleaned!"

3 Sep 2002, 04:50

*Wo2 pumps Gryfinn full of tranqulizers, blast the broom open and burns off the janitorial unifor with a plasma cannon*

MINE NOT YOURS GO AWAY

Gryffin · 3 Sep 2002, 20:11

*Gryffin sizzles in his own juices.*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 4 Sep 2002, 00:36

*Sometime later the captain is found upside down in the fighterbay scrubbing the ceiling in a pair of magnetic boots

Demon Dave · 4 Sep 2002, 11:51

*DemonDave walks around the ship looking for the captain. He stroles into the fighter bay and looks around, not seeing the captain he turns to walk out the door*

Evil_Ginge · 4 Sep 2002, 18:15

*Ginge activates the security system and stuns all of the janitors before teleporting them to the holodeck for de-programming

J-Kama-Ka-C · 4 Sep 2002, 19:28

*The captain drops his broom as he's teleported to the holodeck, most likely leaving it to connect with the cranium of anyone else in the room at the time

Evil_Ginge · 4 Sep 2002, 19:42

*everyone is de-programmed back to their normal roles, the evil brooms essense has now wholly left the star ship idiot

Demon Dave · 4 Sep 2002, 20:03

*DemonDave is out cold on the floor of the launch bay after the broom the captain dropped hit him on the head*

5 Sep 2002, 01:39

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................ *wo2 prepares to blast anything that moves cause he hasn't cooled down yet and isn't sure that Ginges Idea work. In the mean time he puts Gryffin in a jar*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 5 Sep 2002, 01:46

*The captain who was enjoying the janitor uniform, starts to wonder where his broom has got to.. and what he's doing in the...
"holodeck? hmm.."

ToeJam · 5 Sep 2002, 21:25

Toe Jam looks around and see's J-Kama-Ka-C also in the holo-deck.
for some reason Toe Jam has the urge to take a bubble bath in
Ladyhawk's quarter and to sing rub a dub dub..

well he says to himself now seems as good a time as any to do it.

Toe Jam heads out to Ladyhawks quarters for a well deserved bubble bath....

6 Sep 2002, 01:47

*wo2 feels that ToeJams choice of loction and action could prove fatal.*

This could be fun.

Evil_Ginge · 6 Sep 2002, 17:48

*With his mind chip Ginge brings up the picture being transmitted from Lady Hawks Bathroom

"ok lets watch the hilarity unfold"

ToeJam · 6 Sep 2002, 19:39

Toe Jam walks p to Ladyhawk's door, he looks both ways to make sure no one is around, he reaches in his sock pouch and pulls out a handy dandy sock lock picker , the door opens 3 seconds later again looking both ways down the hallway he makes sure no one is aorund, Toe Jam than inches the door open sligtly and peeks in.. no one is home he quietly enters the room and closes the door behind him.
he takes a look around the room he spots some photos of margeret thacher and janet rino along with madonna and jerry lewis. on a small cabinet he see's a bunch of barbie dolls in different levels of dress, he walks up to a computer and see's some hand written notes andromeda secret rpg plans
1) kill of Fluffie and kamma
2)allow the smelly guy to be admiral.
Toe Jam sees the closet an opens it inside he fnds a few uniforms some civilian clothes and to the side some sexy lingerie but in the far back corner hidden behind some long winter coats he finds some rubber latex jump suits and behind that what looks to be some whips and chains..

hmmm Toe Jam thinks to himself this might be more dangerous than i thought

Toe Jam trns and heads toward the bathroom upon entering he smells the diffrent aroma's of perfume and hair shampoo,, Toe Jam commences to prepare the tub for his bubble bath

Gryffin · 6 Sep 2002, 20:05

*Gryffin watches from his jar, and tries to clean the nside so he can see better.*

vampire_lestat · 9 Sep 2002, 15:31

*lestat pokes the captian*
do you need a science officer guy.

Demon Dave · 9 Sep 2002, 15:50

"so where do you guys want to go? i assume that i am still the dude who steers this bucket of bolts?

Evil_Ginge · 9 Sep 2002, 18:16

*Ginge transmitts a message over to Dave

"i am now the controller of ships systems"

ToeJam · 9 Sep 2002, 20:18

Toe Jam transmits a signall to the bridge,, hey you whoever is driving the boat make sure you dont make any sharp turns or my bath water will spill over the side of the tub.. make sure you activate the hydraulics on this thing so no bumps either..

Toe Jam out

Gryffin · 9 Sep 2002, 21:23

*Gryffin bounces his jar down to a respawner and respawns. He then goes and slaps wo2 with a large trout for killing him.*

10 Sep 2002, 01:38

oww what was that for *wo2 hears Evil_Ginge anncounment* hang on a momnet a computers gotta do what a computers gotta do.

*A big picture of wo2 appears on all screen inclouding one that is in a certain tub

*

This is wo2 Calling Evil_Ginge I am the Computer core on this ship. I have a neralu uplink to EvErYtHiNg and I own the ships systems. You want them Weed me out.

Evil_Ginge · 10 Sep 2002, 19:17

*sends a mental message to wo2

"you may be the computer core but i don't spend 3 weeks of rewiring and processing to do your job, i mearly control you, like the consol does, i control ships weapons, internal weapons, and drive, basically i control everything you are ment to maintain""

Gryffin · 10 Sep 2002, 20:32

"And I control my fighters, so everyone is happy. Lets have a party!"

*Gryffin starts a party in the mess hall.*

ToeJam · 11 Sep 2002, 15:19

after finally preparing his bubble bath and having set up his 1/100th scale models of the battle of midway (ships fully operational ) Toe Jam slips into the tub and commences to re-inact that famous battle including a few sharks for realism.

all the time he continues to sing rub-a dub-dub, theres a ducky in my tub....

Demon Dave · 11 Sep 2002, 18:24

"err... i'm not happy, i'm now out of a job and have nothing to do

!!! i'm rather upset about that"

Evil_Ginge · 11 Sep 2002, 18:25

"dave, just go and attend to the weapons, i have a job for you to do, weapons research

"

flapjack · 11 Sep 2002, 18:27

*flapjack decides to make his appearance just then, appearing out of nowhere in the engine room he silently rewires the engines and then hides somewhere noone can find him*

Demon Dave · 11 Sep 2002, 18:31

*DD perks up a bit*

"weapons? big weapons?"

*DD goes down to the armoury and finds the biggest gun he can and starts shooting at the target range*

flapjack · 11 Sep 2002, 18:35

*flapjack proceeds to fiddle with the big weapons, so as to make them explode or do other weird things*

12 Sep 2002, 01:22

*Wo2 sends a blast of Binary code to Flapjack which roughly translated reads:*

Welcome Back flapjack

flapjack · 12 Sep 2002, 15:16

*flapjack burst a piece of binary back, saying:*

who said i'm back ? i'm only here to make you guys laugh

ToeJam · 12 Sep 2002, 16:24

Toe Jam realizes that his repicas are too realistic and watches as the ww2 ships commence to make holes on the starship idiot,toe jam quickly dries himself gets dressed and leaves Ladyhawks quarters. that last time he looked back in the bathroom the ships had already broken thru the inner hull of the starship and were commencing to work on the ouuter hull..

Toe Jam strolls down the corridor humming an old van halen song.