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Shadow275 · 13 Jun 2002, 12:54

"just a second gryffin"

*Shadow activates the polytech cannon and changes the config,
he fires and a massive blast of orange juice erupts from thne cannon.

"oops, forgot the jug!"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 13 Jun 2002, 22:36

"Hmm... don't worry, I'm sure we can just flood another of our lower decks and use that... hmm, watch the bridge, all this food has made me thristy, I'll be in the mess under a large pile of empty cans"

Shadow275 · 13 Jun 2002, 23:59

no forget it, ill flood the dimension drive chamber, the black hole should compressmit until needed

*Shadow sucks in the OJ and diverts it to the drive system

Gryffin · 16 Jun 2002, 12:52

*Gryffin has the bright idea of flying into the floating clouds of orange juice and sucking it into his fighter to drink. After nearly drowning, Gryffin lands his fighter in its bay and goes to get a set of clothes not soaked in orange juice, while his mechanic swears profusely at the state of the electronics.*

29 Jun 2002, 21:51

<ooc> sorry i havnt been here to push the thread on .. My other computer bit the dust finaly.. So i built a Brand spanking new one... AMD Athlon XP 2ghtz (w/copper core cooling fan) w/ 640 megs of DDR (cooling kits as well) and a Performance Pro Gaming modem .. basic specs dun wanna get to detialed ^_^.. however IM BACK!!!!! <ooc>

*Midi scratches his head and faints when the drives report they are clogged with Orange Juice*

Gryffin · 29 Jun 2002, 21:58

*Gryffin wakes Midi up, and tells him that it isn't that bad. At least it isn't fizzy, its pure orange juice. Midi faints again, and Gryffin glares at him.*

Evil_Ginge · 29 Jun 2002, 22:02

*Ginge trys to get at the orange but is stuck in the bunker

J-Kama-Ka-C · 29 Jun 2002, 23:03

*J-Kama-Ka-C staggers from the mess
"...uh I couldn't drink another drop.... so what's the situation with the... flooded?! uhm I need to sit down for awhile"

30 Jun 2002, 01:25

*Runo awakes for a brief moment to get dsomething to drink..He quickly gets back to his life of non-existantness.*
ooc: sorry for the bad writing... im drunk... shhh!!!!!

Barrow|Pony · 30 Jun 2002, 04:24

I'm kinda horny.

Shadow275 · 30 Jun 2002, 15:02

*Shadow wakes up after afew days asleep*

"Whatasa goning onq?

*Shadow gets a can of coke and gulps it down*

"Tessting, testing, right now my voice is back, is anything going down?"

Gryffin · 30 Jun 2002, 20:48

*Gryffin goes down to where the drives are flooded, and begins drinking the orange juice. Unfortunately, there are several gallons of juice and only one Gryffin, so he doesn't make much difference.*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 1 Jul 2002, 19:05

*The captain has an idea and after a few attempts manages to turn the ship upside down, hopefully unflooding the engines and the bridge and subsequently the bunker instead... oops

QazokRouge5 · 2 Jul 2002, 17:11

'Suddenly, A Battle Cruiser drops out of warp nearby. Qazok is back. He sends a purple looking beam towards the ship, sucking up and un-flooding the engines, then drops back into warp and dissapears.

Shadow275 · 3 Jul 2002, 10:41

"Alert! Alert! QazokRouge5 detection, prepare for Polytech burst"

Shadow: "Oh god, here we go again......"

The Skyflyer's Main cannon comes online, the barrel sparkles a brillant white as it fires at Qazok's ship, the plasma coated micro-black hole flys through space and, almost instantly, hits warp speed and Qazok's Ship, the damage is almost instantanious and fatal, the Battlecruiser Folds onto itself as the micro-blackhole feeds off its main reactor to grow in size, as soon as the ship is so badly damaged that it has no power left even for life support the blackhole folds in on itself and destroys itself.

Shadow: "Now that was brillant, i think its time to find more Pizza......."

QazokRouge5 · 3 Jul 2002, 17:41

[ooc] psst... maybe your forgetting i just un-flooded your ship and already dropped into warp... im gone ect. and do give me a chance to defend myself before you start trying to kill ppl ta[/ooc]

Shadow275 · 4 Jul 2002, 00:46

Quote:

Originally posted by QazokRouge5
[ooc] psst... maybe your forgetting i just un-flooded your ship and already dropped into warp... im gone ect. and do give me a chance to defend myself before you start trying to kill ppl ta[/ooc]

you really think you can get away from a polytech blast? ha! the only ways you can get away is transdimension portalss or wormhole travel.
and i enjoy crushing battlecruisers, its so much fun to watch a massive battlecruiser fold onto its self and die.

and dont make me get out the P.E.M.M.S.Z.E Cannon

J-Kama-Ka-C · 4 Jul 2002, 00:58

*The captain, currently standing on the ceiling of the inverted ship, tries to reach the auto level, but finds the controls several feet above his grasp

J-Kama-Ka-C · 11 Jul 2002, 23:47

*J-Kama-Ka-C comes up with the almost clever idea of asking the computer to revert the ship

*He goes in search of the AI comm, but sees it on his chair overhead, just beside the autolevel control
"...blast it"
*The ships foreward lasers shoot on voice recognition, resulting in a loud bolting sound
"...can't you see I'm trying to think!!.. Voice Recognition off..."
*He sits down on the ceiling to think

Evil_Ginge · 12 Jul 2002, 09:44

*Ginge looks angrily at the monitor showing what kama has done

"only i get to fire the ships weapons"

*a electric shock gun pops out of what is now the floor beside kama, and shocks him

Gryffin · 13 Jul 2002, 20:01

*Gryffin walks onto the bridge, and sees the situation.*

"Computer: Voice recognition: on. Right the ship, please."

*The ship begins spinning very fast to the right.*

Evil_Ginge · 13 Jul 2002, 20:13

*Ginge orders the defense systems to stop the ships rotation and Gryffin gets kick off the bridge, the ship stops its rotation about 1 degree off total normal

J-Kama-Ka-C · 13 Jul 2002, 20:19

*There is a loud thud from across the bridge... a few moments later the captain staggers towards his chair and collapses

Evil_Ginge · 13 Jul 2002, 20:23

btw the bunker is situated in front of the captains chair, it is a kind of half globe shaped, blocking the view to the viewscreen, with several flashing lights over it

Gryffin · 13 Jul 2002, 21:21

*Gryffin comes in and drapes the bunker in Christmas Tree lights. Now there are lots and lots of flashing lights on the bunker. Gryffin goes and lounges in the corner, drinking orange juice.*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 13 Jul 2002, 22:27

*The captain groans and rubs his head, confusedly looks at the bunker again, and ponders over how there was more room on the ceiling

QazokRouge5 · 15 Jul 2002, 04:47

Watches from a secure channel on his BattleCruiser, eating the 3 year old pizza he jacked.

Gryffin · 15 Jul 2002, 19:13

*Gryffin tries to put a fairy on top of the bunker, and call it a Christmas Tree. Then Santa will come and give them presents.*

Evil_Ginge · 15 Jul 2002, 20:19

*A laser comes down from the ceiling, incineratingthe fairy and the lights, then it goes back in and ginge speaks out of the speakers

"don't do that to my bunker"

*A mechanical hand comes down from the ceiling and shoves Gryffin down a rubbish chute

15 Jul 2002, 20:46

THUD

*muffled oww*

Muffled: Yo could some open the airlock I seem to be stuck!

J-Kama-Ka-C · 16 Jul 2002, 00:14

"...aww... no presents..?"
*Quickly runs to the airlock to see if wo2 has brought any

Gryffin · 16 Jul 2002, 18:52

*Gryffin scrabbles up the chute, and throws a cheese log at the bunker. He then goes to see what all the banging is about.*

16 Jul 2002, 21:22

*wo2 waves many brightly wrapped pakages in front of the airlock window.*

One of thems yours now open the door please

QazokRouge5 · 17 Jul 2002, 05:16

Qazok Wraps a pizza bomb up and sends it to J-Kama-Ka-C. Merry C-mas!

Gryffin · 17 Jul 2002, 19:44

*Gryffin eats the pizza bomb, mistaking it (obviously) for pizza. He finds it tasty, and more importantly, because the plot God intervened, unexplosive.*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 17 Jul 2002, 20:11

*Having had his ticking pizza taken by him by Gryffin, J-Kama-Ka-C hurries to the airlock to get some from wo2

20 Jul 2002, 21:32

*wo2 plays chess on the walls in the airlock. Then remebers that he got the chess board out of one of the packages.*

Ooops *quickly wraps it in a messy way.*

Gryffin · 20 Jul 2002, 22:13

*Gryffin runs down to the airlock, and askes wo2 if there is a present for him.*

Evil_Ginge · 20 Jul 2002, 22:28

*Ginge teleports all present like material into the core of the nearest sun

Shadow275 · 22 Jul 2002, 01:12

*Skyflyers drives start powering up, they start to pump power into a dimensional portal, the shimmering portal fluxs under incredible interdimensional pressure, the Skyflyer suddenly bursts into the portal and disappears.

In te interdimension space the Skyflyer folds and squashes in several places, the ship bends and fluxs, the End portal approachs the ship, the Skyflyer hits the portal and gets squashed into a pin hole.

*The Skyflyer reforms perfectly after the end portal, QazokRouge5 ship almost directly ahead.

"Bye bye"

*Shadow fires the polytech cannon at QazokRouge5

Gryffin · 22 Jul 2002, 20:57

*Gryffin's lip starts to wobble at the sight of all the presents dissappearing, but then remembers his heritage. He therefore sellotapes a lollipop stick to his lip to keep it stiff, and then proceeds to burst into tears.*

Evil_Ginge · 22 Jul 2002, 23:21

*Ginge teleports the lollypop out of the airlock

Gryffin · 23 Jul 2002, 20:53

*Gryffin simply gets another one from Ginge's lollipop model of St. Paul's Cathedral.*

Evil_Ginge · 23 Jul 2002, 21:54

*Ginge teleports all of the lollipops out of teh ship,

QazokRouge5 · 24 Jul 2002, 06:32

Qazok, notices the export of lollipops... and flys in his personal ship to go steal them, then makes a lollipop bomb and sends it to the over violent shadow.

[ooc]When will he learn i cant die? fs [/ooc]

24 Jul 2002, 18:03

WILL SOME ONE PLEASE LET ME IN!!!

*wo2 looks around and finds a button thats says open.*

uhh...hehe opps *presses it and walks into the ship and sneaks gryffin a pen*

QazokRouge5 · 24 Jul 2002, 19:31

transports bunny dung into the Captains quarters...

Shadow275 · 24 Jul 2002, 19:34

ooc-QazokRouge5- Wanna bet?-ooc

*Me desnt like lollypops so sends it back wth a stick of dynamite cellotaped on to it

QazokRouge5 · 25 Jul 2002, 18:49

***Sends Shadow an annoying little kid who keep poking him saying... "Qazok 0wns you." "Qazok 0wns you." "Qazok 0wns you." ect.

Gryffin · 25 Jul 2002, 21:15

*Gryffin thanks wo2 for the pen, stops crying, and begins to write 'Down with heavily armed bunkers sitting in the bridge and taking up too much room', and other such slogans, on the side of the bunker.*