Planetarion Forums - The star ship Idiot

1 Jun 2002, 10:52

*Midi Faints from ammaisment hitting his head on the consol on the way dawn and ragains conscousness...."WOW.. I knew those laser mounts would come in handy but. GEZZZ.. I didnt realize they were that powerful..." (runs over specs) :: Delayed reaction::
"OOOOOOOOUUUUUUCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 1 Jun 2002, 11:12

*J-Kama-Ka-C kicks his feet up and watches the final explosions ripple throughout the target
"So what shall we do now? Who's got the number of the intergalactic Pizza chain

1 Jun 2002, 19:23

*console peeps up* I'll order the pizza

Gryffin · 1 Jun 2002, 21:31

"Get me a double pepperoni, Computer."

*Gryffin lands his fighter back in its bay and comes up to the bridge to see how everyone is holding up.*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 1 Jun 2002, 22:21

"Make mine extra hot"
*J-Kama-Ka-C tilts his captains chair back and extends the leg rest

Shadow275 · 1 Jun 2002, 22:26

* a dimenision rift opens into the sector and a ship appears, the starship Skyflyer is now in the sector, Shadow opens a comm link

"hey, does anyone want a hand? if not ill go."

J-Kama-Ka-C · 1 Jun 2002, 22:39

"Hmm... that was quick... hey that's not the pizza corrier"

Evil_Ginge · 2 Jun 2002, 12:12

"no stay shadow, we always need an extra ship if we encouter abnyone else, dock and coem aboard, i'm on the bridge, encased in a bunker, with all the controls of the ship around meh"

Shadow275 · 2 Jun 2002, 15:02

*Shadow's ship parallels Evil_Ginge's ship and activates the docking tether, the tether snakes its way to the airlock and joins,
shadow transferres aboard,

"Hey, any incoming? you ordered pizza, hope theirs enough for me!"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 2 Jun 2002, 17:34

*The *ahem* captain *ahem* J-Kama-Ka-C goes to check the portholes for any sign up the pizza ship
"Better hurry or no tip for him"

Shadow275 · 2 Jun 2002, 18:02

*Shadow runs back to his ship, disconnects the tether and powers the ships dimension drive, he travels through the dimension rift, grabs the pizza boy's interceptor and drags it back through the rift.

"Hey everybody i got the pizza!"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 2 Jun 2002, 18:47

"Alright!"
*starts to play "celebrate" through the ships interomm

3 Jun 2002, 09:40

*Midi places an order for a Ham, pineapple and jalapenio pepper pizze and heads to the engineering reseach and building bay*

Gryffin · 3 Jun 2002, 19:46

*Gryffin speaks into his comm badge.*

"Um, Midi, you have to place the order before the delivery boy gets here."

*Gryffin walks onto the bridge, and has to duck to avoid the automatic cannon fire.*

"Ginge! Turn the defenses off! We got the invisable person!"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 3 Jun 2002, 20:01

"Not nessisaryily, I made sure to order one of everything, its first call gets the first choice... though we may have enough pizza left over to feed a small planetoid after...."

Evil_Ginge · 3 Jun 2002, 20:24

*wished he'd built exits in this bunker, but doesn't care as he has a replicator in it

Shadow275 · 3 Jun 2002, 22:18

*Shadow gets on a space suit and starts performing a strange movement, he goes up while spinning and then disappears from view for a few seconds,

"Hey everyone, im gone."

*Shadow disappears from view and reappears with a big box, and the box shoots off and starts growing on its own.

"Oops"

QazokRouge5 · 4 Jun 2002, 16:02

Evil_Ginge · 4 Jun 2002, 18:28

[ooc] this is getting annoying,there is none of this at all, u are dead, or not, we just cut up your ship, we never said you were killed, u could have escaped, this is not allowed, if you use it, we will ignore everything you do [/ooc]

4 Jun 2002, 20:57

<ooc> yea really deleast that post so we can continue on.. and b4 my charator has to do something really bad to that nice ship of yours and make you my personal Pizza Maker Slave ^_~ It should take you some time to get a new ship <ooc>

Gryffin · 4 Jun 2002, 21:00

[ooc] I know this is the idot, but 10,000 fighters?? That's a bit much for only 21,000 people... And you have to let us defend the pizza guy. You can't just take it. If you are going to be like this we will just ignore you. [ooc]

Shadow275 · 4 Jun 2002, 21:15

"how many times has this guy died?"

Shadow jets back to his ship and starts up the the polytechnumantium cannon, the reactor strains under the interdimensional pressure as it feeds the power to the increasingly large ball of polytechnumantium enhanced energy.

"I'll be happy to make his ship into a big blackhole."

J-Kama-Ka-C · 4 Jun 2002, 22:38

(Not enough apparently)

*The captain grabs a second helping of pizza while the rest of the crew are distracted

QazokRouge5 · 5 Jun 2002, 03:52

Evil_Ginge · 5 Jun 2002, 09:23

ok, thats slightly better, this time, is your last time, no more, "oh that wasn't me's" or "that was a robot of me", this time if you die, it will be final no coming back, unless we respawn you to act as our personal slave

J-Kama-Ka-C · 6 Jun 2002, 00:17

"Someone say soda...excellent pipe it up to us wo2

"

Shadow275 · 6 Jun 2002, 01:11

*The box that Shadow brought back suddenly grabs the pizza boys interceptor, it is growing at a incredible speed, the pizza boys ship's drives power up and it zooms out of the sector leaving with the words.

"We find our birthself, then we come to take your bodyself"

ooc- i hope you guys dont mind me introducing a new story line into your thread, we dont have to contiune this if you dont wanna-ooc

Evil_Ginge · 6 Jun 2002, 09:35

as long as its idiotic i have no objection

Shadow275 · 6 Jun 2002, 13:01

its quite stupid, well a growing bit of pizza that can take over ships, i thought that was a bit stupid. just got to think of a name for it. got any suggestions?

QazokRouge5 · 6 Jun 2002, 18:29

PizzaRamma?

thats pretty idiotic..lol

Gryffin · 6 Jun 2002, 19:52

[ooc] Uh huh. Sure

[ooc]

*Gryffin sits across the table from the Captain and eats his pizza. Occasionally he steals a bit of pizza from Kama, who doesn't notice because he is stealing a bit from Ginge's pizza, because Ginge is still stuck in his bunker.*

Shadow275 · 6 Jun 2002, 21:14

A starship, called the PizzaRam has entered the sector

PizzaRam: "We have found our birthself, we take your parts and use them to make us big"

Shadow: "guys, this looks bad, its the size of a planet, a pizza planet!"

ooc- should this pizzaRam be invulable to the improbility wave? it would make the thread more intresting.

ooc- ill control the PizzaRam, so dont type the effects, ill do it, this is just a suggestion,

J-Kama-Ka-C · 6 Jun 2002, 23:01

"The captain drops his pizza and sighs a little.... ugh, its like the race of dough people all over again... hope we still have the oven weapons... incase things get violent"

7 Jun 2002, 00:07

*Midi wanders up to the bridge while working on his 3rd pizza... :: UMPH!!!!!! "Ouch!, WTH is all this.. Hello!!!??..." Midi grabs a laser wrench and starts forming an entrance way....*

7 Jun 2002, 02:11

ooc- to let you know I'm not the ship i'm just a part that can be severed and if the ship were to exploed i'd live -ooc

Evil_Ginge · 7 Jun 2002, 08:58

*a mechanical hand comes out of the ceiling and picks midi up, and throws him away from the bunker

"sorry about that midi, this bunker has a self protection system"

7 Jun 2002, 13:33

* "Can't you Disable it.. Id like to be able to walk throught he Bridge from time to time.. and well. I looks like only one person can fit in there.. which means.. You have one heck of a job on your hands if a major situation comes up.. You'd need about ohhh......10 hands to do it all.. "

Gryffin · 7 Jun 2002, 21:44

"He'll get the robotic ones to do it."

*Gryffin turns back to the viewscreen, and looks at the Pizzaplanet.*

"Hmmm. Do you think they do take-away?"

Evil_Ginge · 8 Jun 2002, 08:48

"no its quite simple the systems in here"

Shadow275 · 8 Jun 2002, 19:23

*Suddenly the PizzaRam lets lose a volley of pizza missiles! and start firing a cheese cannon, watch out of the flying cheddar!

*The Skyflyer opens up with its particle turrets, attempting to shoot down some of the missiles

Evil_Ginge · 8 Jun 2002, 20:14

*the idiot uses a large pizza base to block the incoming cheese cannon fire, making a interesting mozarella pizza, the pizza missiles that do get through the defensive turrets splatter harmlessly against the idiots hull

8 Jun 2002, 22:45

*Midi fires up the thrusters to cook the huge pizza sitting outside the ship.... "If any funky cheese goo gets on my engines this time.. Im using the perpatraitors head to mop it off the nacels!!!!"*

Evil_Ginge · 9 Jun 2002, 08:42

*the pizza, now cooked, gets sliced up by the laser batterys on the front of the ship then teleported to various cargo bays of the ship, while a new base is put up to seild the idiot

"food in cargo bays 5 through to 21 if anyones interested"

Gryffin · 9 Jun 2002, 20:43

*Gryffin blasts off in his fighter, with the rest of the squadrons falling in behind. They fasten small pizza bases onto the front of their fighters and start making their personal pizzas to their own specs.*

"Bravo one to Idiot, could you get them to fire more spicy chicken?"

Shadow275 · 10 Jun 2002, 11:53

*The PizzaRam now decides to open up the Main drives on the ship, the blast from the drive cooks the outer skin on the ship and it flys off revealing a massive Cannon.

"We tire of this fight, now you will become OUR food"

The cannon charges up, and fires

Evil_Ginge · 10 Jun 2002, 16:24

*.... and stops three centemeters down tha barrel, exploding on a fragment of pizza one of the fighters just fired into it, a crackly radio message goes out over everyones comms of one of the crew

"damit, i wanted that pizza as well"

Shadow275 · 11 Jun 2002, 19:03

As the Massive starcannon cracks and semi explodes the pizza boys interceptor slips away unnoticed, the cannon then is nothing more than a gutted star cannon with a massive drive system ofline

"Im going on board, i want that cannon!" Shadow says

J-Kama-Ka-C · 11 Jun 2002, 20:05

*The captain looks up from the pizza he's been gorging on the whole time
"...uh not more, someone divert a coment so we can deep freeze the ship for later"

Shadow275 · 12 Jun 2002, 08:59

"the cannon is justcovered in pizza, the cannon itself is a ship, im gonna cut a massive slice off and let it freeze in space"

*Shadow jets out of his ship and startscutting the biggest sliceof pizza the world haas ever seem

"tasty"

Gryffin · 12 Jun 2002, 21:48

"Do you think you could get the largest orange juice in the history of mankind to go with that?"