Planetarion Forums - The star ship Idiot

Gryffin · 12 Apr 2002, 21:14

*Gryffin is glad that the ship was spinning, becasue it slingshot all the octopus off his fighter. He is glad that the ship is doing loop da loops, because a large tank of liquid helium for cooling the engines has pinned him to the ground is is threatening to burst.*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 12 Apr 2002, 21:37

*The captain struggles to the helm console, he claws at the switch marked "auto comenstatory" and the ship jerks to a stop eventually leveling off... upside down, but no longer in a spiral

13 Apr 2002, 07:53

*Midi shakes his head wondering just why the ship stoped then suddenly started spinning again.. looks up at his lunch running down the forcefield and realized how happy he is that engineering was at the centerfugial center of the spining.*

vampire_lestat · 13 Apr 2002, 09:01

would anyone object if i envaded with an army of tribbles (teh pink fluffeh things)?

13 Apr 2002, 09:58

<ooc> I dont see why we would object ^_^.. it would make for some interesting thread time... *picks up a futuristic thought of what it would be like*... Least I dont have a problem with it ^_^<ooc>

J-Kama-Ka-C · 13 Apr 2002, 14:15

(I think it might have been done before in here... but it can't hurt to do it again)

13 Apr 2002, 18:04

<ooc> Come to think of it... your right.. but that little schech is missing and darnit.. it made for something really interesting last time that put me out of my chiar LOL.. ^_^ <ooc>

13 Apr 2002, 20:02

[ooc] ok at first i wasn't gonna join cuz this was 3 40post pages long AKA almost dead but now that its almost at 30 pages *WOW* i think im gonna join in i dont have 2 weeks to read it all so i'll just drop in try to belnd me in a little ok guys ? [/ooc]

*General D.umb fall's out of a broom closet*

Gryffin · 13 Apr 2002, 20:15

*The canister of liquid helium falls off Gryffin as the ship is upsife down, falls through the roof into the deck above and nearly crushes GD. Gryffin falls through the roof after the canister and does land on GD.*

13 Apr 2002, 20:32

GD is me right ? i pref u duys use D.umb anyway :

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D.umb suddeny gets soemthing on the head and gets nocked out

14 Apr 2002, 00:32

Quote:

Originally posted by General D.umb
[ooc] ok at first i wasn't gonna join cuz this was 3 40post pages long AKA almost dead but now that its almost at 30 pages *WOW* i think im gonna join in i dont have 2 weeks to read it all so i'll just drop in try to belnd me in a little ok guys ? [/ooc]

*General D.umb fall's out of a broom closet*

This thread has been chopped of about this many pages already once by the board clean up.. Alot of halarious stories were obliteratied by the mighty hand of the Admins... Im hopeing to pass 2k replies this time instead of 1900 something posts..^_^ (I would consider this one of the oldest remaining threads on the RP forums)

Evil_Ginge · 14 Apr 2002, 09:56

*ginge wakes up and presses a button on the arm of his chair, and the ships stops spinning altogether

"if you don't mind i am trying to get some sleep"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 14 Apr 2002, 11:25

(Such a shame about all the slicing.... No problem with another round of tribbles, we did the singing dancing virus twice didn't we

)

*The captain lays quite still on the ground having hurt his back, he tries to crawl to his chair... but finds it easier to just lie there in agony

14 Apr 2002, 12:20

How bout a invasion of rabits ?

Gryffin · 14 Apr 2002, 20:09

(Yeah, the rabbits from the bunny throwing contest in the HrH. The ones which explode on impact.

)

*Gryffin slowly gets off D.umb and helps him up.*

"Hi!"

15 Apr 2002, 04:32

high pitched: Attetion passengers 20% heliumhas been added to the air.

Maniacal_Intent · 15 Apr 2002, 05:17

As the ship stops bouncing about Intent breathes a sigh of relief..that is until it becomes apparent he's standing on the roof. Falling to the ground with a clang he stands somewhat dazedly and makes his way back to the CO station.

Demon Dave · 15 Apr 2002, 12:38

"hey what happened to my voice?!? who realesed all that helium?!?!?!?!?!?"

15 Apr 2002, 17:43

Hi says D.umb to gryffin with a really high voice

*A rabbit pop's out uf d.umb pants*

Fluffy so there u where !!

Gryffin · 15 Apr 2002, 19:59

*Gryffin looks at the rabbit.*

"Um, right."

*Gryffin tries to look at his own voicebox, and does a quite good job.*

"Why hasn't my voice changed with everyone elses?"

Evil_Ginge · 15 Apr 2002, 20:18

*ginge also seems unnafected

15 Apr 2002, 21:04

Seems the gas only effected our voices for a few seconds

*2 new rabbit's pop out of D.umb's pants*

WTF ???

J-Kama-Ka-C · 15 Apr 2002, 22:34

"Then why is my voice still squeeeky"

Maniacal_Intent · 16 Apr 2002, 01:15

In true Idiot style the pitch of Intent's voice has dropped a couple of octaves.

"What's going on? And why do I sound like Pavarotti?"

16 Apr 2002, 17:48

That's simple ure brains are to slow ( aka : DUMB ) to realize that the gas is long gone

*53 Rabbit's pop out of D.umb pants*

Ok now this is getting stupid.......

Gryffin · 16 Apr 2002, 20:12

"Right, ok! We are inishiating bunny containment proceedure beta 4, which I shall make up presently.....Throw the pants out the airlock!"

*Gryffin starts trying to throw D.umb out the airlock.*

17 Apr 2002, 18:08

D.umb now coverd in bunny's :

Noooo !!! dont throw me out

*Flashy light*

*D.umb apears a few feet further whitou his pants*

AAAAAHHHH!!!! *Rushes of to find some pants leaving the buny's behind with Gryffin*

KraKto$is8 · 17 Apr 2002, 20:41

* KraK runs around *

[ooc] what's going on? [/ooc]

J-Kama-Ka-C · 17 Apr 2002, 21:54

[i]"..erm, if all that helium was added, what did you take out of the air..?"

18 Apr 2002, 01:16

C2O

Maniacal_Intent · 18 Apr 2002, 01:50

"C20, dicarbon oxide...Isnt that toxic?"

Gryffin · 18 Apr 2002, 19:47

*Gryffin throws all the bunnies into the airlock, and flushes them into space. Two bunnies, however, have got into the computer room, and are now multiplying out of control.*

Tseia · 18 Apr 2002, 19:53

Tseia flies past in his small shuttle, drawing text with coloured mines.

"Can you let me on boa..", is written, when Tseia's shuttle accidently hits one of the mines, and explodes.

Tseia in his spacesuit is shot towards the SSI at a large speed. He hits it, and the last thing he sees before he blacks out are large numbers of rabbits...

J-Kama-Ka-C · 18 Apr 2002, 19:57

*J-Kama-Ka-C runs into the computer room
"Not the calculators!"
*He tries to move the bunnies from where they are trying to type out the multipication series

Gryffin · 18 Apr 2002, 19:58

*Gryffin is startled by a loud bang on the outside of the ship. He ignores it, but in five minutes time ge goes for a flight in his fighter and finds Tseia. He takes him back onboard, and leaves him in the medical area.*

18 Apr 2002, 21:04

Hmmm we cant eat the bunny's cuz its not X-mas so i gues we just have to kill em

Computer life scan bunny class :

Foud 2.345 bunnys on board no 2.443 no 2.514 etc. etc. etc.

19 Apr 2002, 00:58

and one on your head

19 Apr 2002, 01:24

* Midi blinks* *"aybe if you ask your toaster to make all those bunnies toast you can get them to hold still long enough to shoot them.. as well as theyll have to take a break from multiplying."*

Tseia · 19 Apr 2002, 19:35

Tseia rests in the medical room, and dreams about rabbits.

KraKto$is8 · 19 Apr 2002, 19:58

"Rabbits, eh?"

* KraK runs and hides in the drinks machine. He then remembers he is the drinks machine and feels safe *

J-Kama-Ka-C · 19 Apr 2002, 20:58

(Wrong Idiot KraK, or were you drink's dispensor here too, heh)

*The captains hits the intercomm
"Please ignore any rabbits you happen to see, they are probably for decoration, for that Easter Egg hunt I was thinking about..hey great idea! Easter Egg hunt in the jefferies tubes"
*He takes a running dive into a shaft tube to hide some eggs

19 Apr 2002, 21:02

*D.umb wipes a bunny of his head*

Eh i dont wanan complain or anything but if this keeps op there will be no room or air left for us

KraKto$is8 · 19 Apr 2002, 21:41

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Kama-Ka-C
(Wrong Idiot KraK, or were you drink's dispensor here too, heh)

well, i am the potted platn, but with my lack of mobility comes the abilty to posess things and take control of them, like the drinks machine

Gryffin · 19 Apr 2002, 22:09

[ooc] Do we even have a drinks machine, or was it crushed it the lift? [ooc]

*Gryffin ports himself behind Kama and sees where he hides the eggs, and then immediately picks it up and puts it in his basket.*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 19 Apr 2002, 22:30

(Of course, where else would Midi and the rest of the Mountain Dew drinkers get their chilled beverages)

*The captain runs off on a tangent, spins around and bumps into Gryffin, sending both the baskets of eggs to the ground
"...erm sorry... which ones were yours and which were mine"

Maniacal_Intent · 19 Apr 2002, 22:44

Worried about his health and the effects caused by dicarbon oxide inhaling Intent pops over to the Medibay and starts rummaging through the closets for a "How to.." book or "Medicine for braindead Idiots".

Evil_Ginge · 19 Apr 2002, 22:44

*ginge, second in command of the starship, turns in his chair as he trys tio get some sleep

20 Apr 2002, 00:31

<ooc> hes right though one got crushed in the turbo lift.. But i charged more on the ship credit ^_^<ooc>

*Midi Throws an egg at a passing crewman and laughs*

20 Apr 2002, 04:51

*wo2 sends a huge droid to midnight*

Electronic voice: Excuse me sir you seem to be trhowing eggs about. For that you must eat a bunny dunked in choclate....er..ah..uh a choclate dunked bunny...um....a choclate bunny. *hands him a rather odd looking chocalte bunny* Enjoy sir.

20 Apr 2002, 05:32

*Midi reaches under the table and pulls out a real chocolate bunnie shaped candie and throws the other one in the plasma vent.*