The star ship Idiot

[Maniacal_Intent]

After being crushed by 10 high-pressure water streams Intent stumbles off towards the medical bay to get 5 broken ribs, 1 broken arm, 1 broken leg and a slight concussion taken care of.

Limping at a none-to-impressive pace he leaves the bots to extinguish the fires elsewhere on the deck.

[Evil_Ginge]

*ginge looks at kamas chair, only slightly bigger that his own and looks back at the view screen

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*J-Kama-Ka-C reaches the control under the arm rest of his own chair and slowly turns a little knotch, straightening the back of his chair and raising its frame upwards a little, he smiles
"If the engines all reved up, set course for the nearest Homebase, BnQ or the next handy DIY store"

[Evil_Ginge]

*ginge growls and puts on his seat belt

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin emerges from his new quarters and heads up to the bridge with an insanely happy smile on his face. This is not quite explainable, but since he won't be explaining it, this is tolerable. Just.*

*"Captain, the engines seem a little groggy.. The best I can figure was from the Yogurt in that region.. (beeping sound) WHAT!!!.. It seems theres one or 2 yogurts that didnt get sucked out and arent quite desolved in nascel one. I sujest purging the engine vents with some drive pasma b4 going to warp!"*

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

"Excellent idea, we'll burn them out, throttle up when your ready, course is set"

*...."Where the hell is the Nav officer anyway.. im just supposed to keep the ship running..." presses a few buttons.. (the ship rattles a litte) *computer* Purgdeing compleate. * "Ok captain engines clear"

*wo2's sensors star scaning for anysing of anything unusals*

Mind you this is piontless

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent arrives on the bridge in a motorized wheel chair and covered in a full body cast. Moving over to his COmm console he vainly tries to move his arms and press the buttons on the panel.

Giving up on trying to warn wherever they're going that they're on thier way Intent tries to relax in his chair but this too is foiled by the solid plaster encasing him.

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*The Star Ship Idot jerks forward into warp on course to a large space station. The SS'sSSSS (StarShip's Space Station Shopping Sentre)
"What colour do you guys think we should paint the ship"

[vampire_lestat]

paint it black with stars on it, then nobody will be able to find us and try to kill us :-)

I say we paint it illuminous-everycolour, for the exact opposite reasons as previously stated. (more fun that way!)

[Gryffin]

"Tuesday."

*Gryffin nods firmly to back up his statement.*

[Maniacal_Intent]

In a shameless imitation of Stephen Hawking, Intent types on a speaking computer. However possesing the typing skils of a 4 year old racoon all that is translated across is a string a of garbling sounds.

paint it pink

ooc/You don't mind if I but in do you?/ooc

"If you paint it black with stars on it, people could ram you accidentaly. Paint it silver."

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*J-Kama-Ka-C goes to review their intergalatic budget and credit ratings, to see what they can afford at the SS'sSSSS

We have a budget?!?!?
*Paul hopes he was not supposed to be in charge of that.*

[Tseia]

Suddenly a green intergalactic octopus attaches itself to the SSI. His name is Bill, and he likes chocolate.

When finding no chocolate, he leaves again, crying.

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin flies out in his fighter and wave at the octopus. he then fires a prototype chocolate torpedo at him, which has so much chocolate in it that the enemy eat it all, get really fat and then cannot reach the controls of their ships, rendering them helpless.*

*Barak gets himself a few hunded cans of sliver paint, gets into an isolation suit, goes outside the Idiot, and starts painting the ship.

*wo2 lets a box of lab rats lose in the mess hall*

hehe

[Maniacal_Intent]

Hearing from the mess hall that there a bunch of rats loseing, Intent heads down there to see if he can organise a couple of games of black-jack.

[Evil_Ginge]

*ginge begins to snooze in his chair

[Demon Dave]

*DD wakes up and finds himself inside an air vent. he climbs out and makes his way to the bridge, wondering how he got in the air vent in the first place*

"hey, err... what'd i miss?"

Oh, not much.

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Em... Barak, I don't think silver was decided upon.
*Paul alters reality so that all different types of rays are reflected at different times.*
There, now it's every colour (and a few that don't exist too) and noone's happy - it's the fairest way to do things.

[Tseia]

Originally posted by paulsideburns
noone's happy - it's the fairest way to do things.

so true

The octopus explodes

[Gryffin]

"Aowwh! Nuts."

*Gryffin returns to the ship and begins cleaning octopus off his fighter.*

[Tseia]

The octopus guts stick to Gryffin's ship

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

"Hey Dave.... but if your over there, then who's flying the ship"
"Paul no altering realities! if he can be bothered to go and paint it, he can pick the colour, I don't care who's happy as long as I'm included"

EEEW theres ouctupuss all over my hull

*Barak psuts down the pain and starts cleaning the hull.

[Maniacal_Intent]

After winning all the cash of the rats in the mess hall and consequently purchasing better health cover, a fully healed Intent walks onto the bridge.
Having nothing better to do he grabs Kama's chair and starts to spin it really fast-like.

*Midi's console lights up the port nascel.... <<Attachest a note to an arrow he made out of boardom...Launches it though a teleporter modual with a bow that was also made from boardom..Which then exits right infront of Kama, sticking in the wall with the note directly infront of him>> (Note) Captian.. Whoever is responsable for blowing that octopus all over the ship is going to pay..... Finish reading the note once youve regained conciousness after counting down from 5 to 0..(end first part) The ship suddenly does 3 double Uies, then straitens back out when the stabilizers adjust for one engine... As a result anyone note prepaired can guess what happened to them :P ..*

[Demon Dave]

"who's flying the ship? i dunno, the ship maybe?"

[Evil_Ginge]

*ginge snores

*Paul claims he is flying the ship, but as he's in the kitchen his argument soon falls through.*

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*The captain holds on to his chair for as long as he can, before the centrefuge overwhelms him and sends him across the bridge and into his office

*Paul is too busy making a sandwich to realise he is pinned to the wall by the force. He notices when he reaches for the knife only to find the G-force is holding his arm immobile.*

[Evil_Ginge]

*Ginge sleeps in the same positin in his chair, seemingly unnafected by the centrifugal forces

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent holds on to Kama's chair for as long as he can until he is thrown at the viewscreen where he connects with its personal force field and remains stuck there blocking the upper-right corner.

*Barak clings onto the hull as the ship spins around.

*The ship suddenly stops spinning. Paul finds that his body, along with every else's (except Ginge) doesn't seem to realise this important fact, and carries on moving, until it connets with the next immovable object*

[Maniacal_Intent]

Sliding down the viewscreen with only the slightest of crackles from its forcefield Intent eventually re-reaches the floor and for no readily apparent goal he walks over to the captain's office and uses his little laser light to weld the door closed.

[Demon Dave]

*DD jumps into the navigation console seat and starts pushing buttons until the ship stops spinning in circles and starts doing loop-the-loops*

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*The captain crawls out of the office and tries to stand up
"What's going on.."

[Evil_Ginge]

*ginge still seems unnafected by all of this, sleeping quietly in his chair

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent's cackling laughter is cut short as he slams into the ceiling, then the floor, then ceiling, floor, left wall, side mirror, round the corner, back from round the corner when he manages to grab the science console to keep from moving.

*Paul decides enough is enough and exits the ship through the window, jumping into oblivion.*