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J-Kama-Ka-C · 19 Feb 2002, 00:21

*The captain is busy listen to his personal sitdown stero, much like the portable variety of CD player, only its built into his chair and quite inportable

19 Feb 2002, 00:27

Magus looks at Bakan....
"I hate blood..."
Magus puts a black blanket over Bakan...
"Thats alot better!!"

Bakan · 19 Feb 2002, 00:44

*The blankest starts to disolve away. If one looked, they would also see that the deck plating where Bakan had bleed on was also disolving away.*

19 Feb 2002, 02:56

Magus looks tword bakan again...
"those floors cost much more than you are worth so watch it..."

Magus starts welding some of the furniture and computers to the roof...

Maniacal_Intent · 19 Feb 2002, 03:11

Intent hits 'Enter' and waits a few moments for the computer to give him the diagnosis.

<Stilted Digitzed Voice>
"The patient has contracted Gangrene, To cure remove all affected limbs"

Grabbing a hack saw Intent sets about removing Bakans limbs, but as soon as it touches his blood the saw melts into a metallicy goop.

19 Feb 2002, 04:28

"ha ha ha ha.... its not that easy...."

Magus lifts bakan up and brings him to the airlock...
He puts the infected limb in the door and closes it...
Magus pushes the big red button andwatches the limb fly off into the distance with most of bakan's blood...

"all better!"

"Now, to find enough blood to save your life!"

Magus looks at Intent...

'You have lots of blood! Give some to bakan so he may feel the pain of living for another several years...."

Maniacal_Intent · 19 Feb 2002, 04:46

Running out of ways to draw this out Intent sticks Bakan in the medibay again and walks out seven seconds later with Bakan fully healed and conscious.

"Wow now that was close any longer and you wouldnt have made it fella"

Bakan · 19 Feb 2002, 04:59

*Bakan looks down.*

"Who knows, I'm a shifter, and we have a large tolerance for injuries."

19 Feb 2002, 09:42

*Midi is heard grumbling several meters from the medi bay, this grumble gets louder till Midi enters the medi bay, sits down on the disolved floor, looks at it, looks at the new guy, looks back at the floor, runs a scan of the floor, looks back at the new guy, pulls out a fluxspaner, checks the scan, looks back at the new guy, then looks at the floor and turns on the fluxspaner then touches the outside of the missing portion of the floor and table...(suddenly the floor and tables missing mass reforms...Midi looks back at the new guy then to Magus and Intent.."Look guys the next time he bleeds zap him a bit with this." :Midi thinks to self: ' shesh I'm not a doctor but then again fluxual matter isnt quite capped in medical school' *

Maniacal_Intent · 19 Feb 2002, 09:48

"Look how was I supposed to know he'd bleed acid all over the place?"

"Acid..bleed...ARGH ITS JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE WITH THE ALIEN THAT GETS ONBOARD AND KILLS EVERYONE!!!"

Intent runs down the corridor instilling panic in all the Non-Imortant extras who wander about the many corridors of the ship.

Evil_Ginge · 19 Feb 2002, 09:53

*ginge finishes the holographic game, by nuking the holographic world

Demon Dave · 19 Feb 2002, 17:17

*DD makes the ship do all sorts of somersaults and flips, with the inertial dampners and artificial gravity offline, sending everybody flying about the ship*

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gryffin · 19 Feb 2002, 21:26

*Gryffin catches up with the ship with most of Bakan's ship's remains in tow to find the SSI doing sommersaults and flips. Gryffin opens a channel and his voice booms all around the ship.*

"Gryffin to SSI: Are you meant to be doing that? I mean, I can't dock if you don't hold still..."

19 Feb 2002, 21:27

<nc> unfortunatly DD remembers he also forgot to buckle his emergency harness and goes flying across the brigde just about the same time Midi turns everything back on and rights the ship<nc>

J-Kama-Ka-C · 19 Feb 2002, 21:35

*The captain finds himself hurtling out his cabin door, half way down the coridoor and into some screaming crew member, yelling about blood and aliens
"Ripley, I mean Intent, snap out of it man, if it does come to that all we have to do it take a trip to the armoury and then let the guns do the rest.. or is that chess... well what ever it comes down to, we're all right here... to back you up on your mission to distract any hostile invaders"
*It's somewhere at this point that the ship throws him off in another direction, where he slams into a large porthole with a smoosh, he notices Gryffin's fighter as he slides down the glass in great pain and blacks out

19 Feb 2002, 21:55

Magus starts laughing....
"I need a raise!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Maniacal_Intent · 20 Feb 2002, 01:24

FInding Kama's advice not the tiniest bit reassuring, mainly because they're both hurtiling around the hallway at odd angles and elevations. As the ship stops acting like a bucking bronco Intent drops from his place on the ceiling, where he was clutching to the light fixture, and lands on his head, erasing all that happened in the last 5 minutes from his memory.

20 Feb 2002, 17:56

*Paul picks up something somebody dropped. On closer inspection he drops it and runs very fast in the opposite direction. (the opposite direction is really any direction as no matter which way he goes he is going away from it.)*

Demon Dave · 20 Feb 2002, 18:07

*DD is now stuck in the rear bulkhead of the bridge after being thrown there by the sudden reactivation of inertial dampners and artificial gravity while the ship was in mid-somersault*

"HELP ME!!!!!!!! I'M STUCK HERE IN THIS WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!"

20 Feb 2002, 18:11

DD I'd strongly advise you to run, soon there's not going to be a wall there! That thing I picked up was a Really-Big-Explosion-Causing-Thing! Well at least that's what it said on the label.

Demon Dave · 20 Feb 2002, 18:14

"i can't run!!!!! i'm STUCK!!!!!!!! here in this wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do us a favor and unstick me with that crowbar over there"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 20 Feb 2002, 20:48

*Coming around somewhere he can't quite recognise, the captain looks around curiously, he looks down at his feet just in time to see there is a door below him, which suddenly opens and reveal a long drop across a room that looks a lot like the bridge except its been tilted almost completely vertical. He makes a hurtling drop to the wall below with the assistance of gravity, landing beside Dave in a crumpled position lying on the wall. He might mention that they are not stuck there but that the ship is flying sideways giving a very disorentating look leaving them half way up the wall and which is now really the floor and the opposite wall and the lift door which is now the ceiling, he of course failed to mention any of this to DD because he is lying unconscious half way up the malperspectived wall with the other wall being the ceiling and the navagation controls being some distance in the middle of the right wall at a very odd angle

Evil_Ginge · 20 Feb 2002, 21:16

*ginge emerges out of the holodeck and walks around the ship to see if there is anyone to victimise

Maniacal_Intent · 21 Feb 2002, 00:21

SLiding backwards along the hallway Intent makes his way back past the Medibay and continues along to Engineering where he catches the lip of the Core well and slides around the rim getting very very dizzy.

21 Feb 2002, 00:31

This is your friendly Computer core look out for Evil Ginge

21 Feb 2002, 01:13

"Thanks.... Can I unplug you now?"

Magus tries to find the cord but failes...
He bashes a chair into the main reactor instead....

21 Feb 2002, 17:53

*The Really-Big-Explosion-Causing-Thing goes off and, strangely there is no noise. Paul stops running and shakes it to find out why there was no noise. On closer inspection the label said that it was an ultra-sound blast, used to seriously damage stuff without killing people.*
I strongly recomend we land quickly for repairs before the ship falls apart!
*Sees the captain on the far wall from him.*
What do you think captain?

J-Kama-Ka-C · 21 Feb 2002, 20:44

*The captain comes round again and finds himself on the floor, the ship seems ot have righted itself. He staggers towards the op station and checks for damage reports

21 Feb 2002, 21:57

Magus appears in the teleport room and starts smacking the computer until it makes him a chicken soup....

ooc/ The old machine... was.... uh... Destroyed by a freak avalanche.... /ooc

Evil_Ginge · 21 Feb 2002, 22:06

*as paul speaks ginge hits him over the back of the head, knocking paul out completely

Demon Dave · 21 Feb 2002, 23:04

*DD starts to mumble something into the floor*

"MMMPH MMPH MPH RMMPH MMPH MMPH RMMPH?"

22 Feb 2002, 04:29

*wo2 is mildly amused at Maguses attemps at unpluging him and increases gravity in the room hes in*

hehe FEEL THE POWER

Gryffin · 22 Feb 2002, 22:51

"Good. Now you are the right way up. Now would you kindly open the hanger doors already!! The computer isn't responding for some reason."

Demon Dave · 22 Feb 2002, 23:18

*DD manages to pull himself off of the floor*

"is it me or is the gravity greater in here?"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 23 Feb 2002, 00:48

*Flicking buttons left and right, the captain opens the fridge door, the lifts on decks 16-23, the rear doors on the shuttle craft, the shower doors in the locker rooms, several lockers, the cafeteria door stays closed, but finally he finds the control for the bay doors to let Gryffn in again

23 Feb 2002, 01:54

*wo2 then opens the hanger doors*

I still have automated fetauers doors will open on command and various other things *wo2 restroes gravity*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 23 Feb 2002, 12:03

*Rubbing off his bruises the captain vaults over the ops station and down into his seat in the centre of the bridge
"Rolecall! Name and position"
*Read his own name from the list
"Capt.Kama, present mr. Captain sir!"

Evil_Ginge · 23 Feb 2002, 12:24

*ginge appears beside kama

"Second in command Ginge here sir"

Demon Dave · 23 Feb 2002, 12:52

"SIR, Lieutenant Commander Dave, Navigation Officer Present SIR!!!!!"

23 Feb 2002, 15:52

Wo2 the computer Here SIR *unfortanly wo2 had jammed up the voulm when saying here and no one can hear any more but its only temporay*

23 Feb 2002, 19:13

Magus wakes up beside Kama..
"So... very... tired..."
Magus stands up straight...
"Sir! Admiral Magus in charge of Medical stuff and weapons r here, Sir!"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 23 Feb 2002, 19:23

"Close enough... I guess we're all here then, anyone who's not should speak up now I suppose... oh well, onwards"

"Helm, take us to the nearest supernova I feel like making some popcorn!"

23 Feb 2002, 19:27

"After that head to earth.... I have some 'medical herbs' to pick up...."

Magus goes to get the popcorn...

23 Feb 2002, 19:27

*wo2s robots cram popcorn seed into large ugly balls to be fired out of the Torpedo tubes into the supernova and popped*

Torpedo tubes 1 and 2 ready sir

Demon Dave · 23 Feb 2002, 19:53

"why go to a supernova, when we can get a supernova to come to us?!?!?!?! computer, load 3 tricobalt torpedos and fire them at the nearest star"

*DD moves the ship a couple of thousand km away from the star*

23 Feb 2002, 20:00

*rather than firing the torpedos ugly balls of popcorn fly out of the tubes*

uh oops

Evil_Ginge · 23 Feb 2002, 20:07

"eer deamon, to survive the blast alone we need to be at least 1000 light years away, which is exectly 567648000000000000km away from our present location, so i'd get moving, pretty sharpish"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 23 Feb 2002, 20:47

"If we're not going to get a big enough nova... maybe we could just add more popcorn... load the forward torpedo bays, full spread, target the next solar flare and fire"

Evil_Ginge · 23 Feb 2002, 21:11

"i suggest we get further away sir"

23 Feb 2002, 21:36

ARMING MORE POPCORN...........ready to ifre