Am I the only person who thought 'I would'?
There were other questions that were immediately brought to mind, such as:
Has Yahwe ever done him? (Almost certainly; if he does not respond then I will know that he has)
Is Yahwe related to him? (There is a physical similarity which cannot be overlooked)
Also, why is it that ugly MP's always have very attractive relatives that I would like to shag? There seems to be a kind of law that the more munterish the MP, the more attractive their relatives; the opposite also seems to be true. What exactly is going on with the genetics of this?
Now it's mostly true that politics is showbusiness for ugly people, but you do occassionally get people who are 'alright.' Hetero people might be attracted to Yulia Timoshenko.
This is mostly why I don't approve of celebrities getting involved in politics.
Also, why is extremism a turn-on? Am I the only one who gets off on Communists and Nazism? Surely I'm not alone in this?
Anyway, it's my birthday soon.
What greater pleasures can there be in life than chasing boys in clubs on your birthday? And if you get a munter, then you can always lie back and think of a celebrity. In my case, it will be Conway jnr.
To resume: sex is a good thing and we shouldn't be afraid to express how we feel about it.