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12 Apr 2005, 18:47
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advice for gimpy please
right.. while this will most likely disgust all of you.. i'm faced with a small dilemna. as you are aware of my knee got dislocated so i've been hobbling around with the help of a leg brace. now i need a shower but i'm not sure how to get in/out of the tub since my left leg is very weak and i can't apply much pressure on it
any suggestions?
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12 Apr 2005, 18:47
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Re: advice for gimpy please
I'll get the hose.
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12 Apr 2005, 18:50
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Re: advice for gimpy please
Roll in... roll out...
Really, why do you need to stand up to get out of the bath. You can just crawl over the edge no?
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12 Apr 2005, 18:54
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Re: advice for gimpy please
i'm not gonna sit in a bath cause it'd be harder to get out.
i can stand up on one leg fine once in the shower.. but i can't quite bend my leg yet so getting out is a tad hard. i can't put much pressure on it either which makes it worse :\
i like mm's idea
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12 Apr 2005, 18:59
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Re: advice for gimpy please
Put a seat alongside the bath, sitting next to it.
Haul yourself in slowly.
Getting out will take some arm power, but the idea is that you pull yourself up and then push yourself onto the seat again.
From the seat you can just stand up.
This is normally done with some wall-hand-rails, but you're young - I'd hope you can improvise?
(sorry if I misinterpreted your post, and you aren't able to do this)
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12 Apr 2005, 18:59
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Re: advice for gimpy please
Alternatively get a chair and shove it in the shower, and shower sitting down.
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12 Apr 2005, 19:00
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Re: advice for gimpy please
hmm.. that's a good idea
but the chairs are downstairs and i don't think i can haul one upstairs (funny enough watching me hobble down the stairs)
hmm.. well i'm gonna go try.. let you guys know how it turns out.
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12 Apr 2005, 19:02
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Re: advice for gimpy please
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aryn
i like mm's idea
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12 Apr 2005, 19:02
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Re: advice for gimpy please
I was going to suggest something with seaworld, but I realised that wouldn't be very nice.
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12 Apr 2005, 19:03
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Re: advice for gimpy please
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I was going to suggest something with seaworld, but I realised that wouldn't be very nice.
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12 Apr 2005, 19:05
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Re: advice for gimpy please
We could even bring in Tomkat in his caveman costume and film it.
'Real Canadian sex'
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12 Apr 2005, 19:08
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Re: advice for gimpy please
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We could even bring in Tomkat in his caveman costume and film it.
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Is that the type that involves hitting the woman unconcious with a club?
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12 Apr 2005, 19:09
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Re: advice for gimpy please
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Is that the type that involves hitting the woman unconcious with a club?
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Yeah. The caveman/Canadian seal killer crossover thing works really well.
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12 Apr 2005, 19:12
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Re: advice for gimpy please
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Yeah. The caveman/Canadian seal killer crossover thing works really well.
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I'm glad to hear they atleast managed to evolve a bit there in Canada and aren't spontaneously splitting in two anymore.
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12 Apr 2005, 19:45
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Re: advice for gimpy please
ok well nm i managed to have my shower without causing another tsumani \o/
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12 Apr 2005, 20:25
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Re: advice for gimpy please
I thought this thread was going to be Aryn asking for advice on how to solve her leather mask, being beaten and abused by random women/men in strange outfits fetish.
This thread does not deliver
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12 Apr 2005, 20:49
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Re: advice for gimpy please
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ok well nm i managed to have my shower without causing another tsumani \o/
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Not much water in a shower. Try having a bath, but let me know beforehand so I can get to high ground.
*chortle*
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12 Apr 2005, 20:56
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Re: advice for gimpy please
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Not much water in a shower. Try having a bath, but let me know beforehand so I can get to high ground.
*chortle*
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Like Mount Ararat.
Im sure youve been there at least once or twice.
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12 Apr 2005, 21:07
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Re: advice for gimpy please
Noah was a fag, he didn't even think to put a quoits court on one of the decks.
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12 Apr 2005, 21:11
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Re: advice for gimpy please
yeah.
but he used to make really good cocktails
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12 Apr 2005, 21:15
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Re: advice for gimpy please
I never liked his G&T's to be honest. No Schweppes.
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12 Apr 2005, 21:25
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Re: advice for gimpy please
he could be a stubborn man
i remember telling him "i don't care how bloody adoreable the gay unicorns are I still think it's a bad idea", yet did he listen?
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13 Apr 2005, 00:42
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Re: advice for gimpy please
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Noah was a fag
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Noah is a ghost now and he's been frightening poor Rebecca (the FIEND)!
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13 Apr 2005, 11:29
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Re: advice for gimpy please
Go to the swimming baths, fall in, shout help, say somebody pushed you, sue for compensation, win.
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13 Apr 2005, 13:18
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Re: advice for gimpy please
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Go to the swimming baths, fall in, sink to the bottom since you can't swim with one leg, curse the day you listened to GD, drown, haunt Deffeh by appearing from his cupboard saying 'Hello Deffeh fs' until the end of time, lose.
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