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1 Dec 2004, 10:49
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a little bit broken
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it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
its true.
i have a crush on a student ?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!?
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i came, i saw, i made a bit of a mess
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1 Dec 2004, 10:55
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Lucky
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
perv
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1 Dec 2004, 10:57
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Street Tramp
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
At primary shcool?
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Chimney Pots.
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1 Dec 2004, 11:11
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NEWSBOT
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
get on with shagging him already.
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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Pretty parks and funky scrap metal things here
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1 Dec 2004, 11:31
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Bored
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Students are the best
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1 Dec 2004, 12:00
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Another episode of Teachers.....
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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1 Dec 2004, 12:05
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:alpha:
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Are you a teacher, or in the teaching profession?
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"There is no I in team, but there are two in anal fisting"
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1 Dec 2004, 12:25
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Miles Teg
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
asl?
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1 Dec 2004, 12:52
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share the <3
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
That's nothing I had a crush on a post-op transexual who likes to dress up as a 15 year old schoolgirl every day and calls her boyfriend daddy.
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is she fit?
shít
i mean, is 'she' fit?
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Sophie is hotter than you
though ive gone off her now; the way Susanna Reid squirms around on sml is, however, awesome
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1 Dec 2004, 13:27
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1up on you
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
im a student
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[ 1u p]
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1 Dec 2004, 13:35
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Registered User
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
That's nothing I had a crush on a post-op transexual who likes to dress up as a 15 year old schoolgirl every day and calls her boyfriend daddy.
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I didn't realise Jenny was post-op.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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1 Dec 2004, 13:48
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Anal Crumb
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
you not seen her tits?
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1 Dec 2004, 14:10
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
They aren't natural, I mean, they may be natural, but they aren't natural, if you get my drift.
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1 Dec 2004, 14:11
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
As for you madi, turn yourself in, you're a danger to the poor guy, and yourself.
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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1 Dec 2004, 14:11
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overtired
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
after such a promising thread title, the lack of salacious content disappoints
now if the first post had been...
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Originally Posted by madi
its true.
i have a crush on an alsatian ?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!?
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then we might be getting somewhere
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1 Dec 2004, 14:32
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
I will keep an eye out for My First Sex Teacher - Madi on the usual p2p networks
~Vaio~
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1 Dec 2004, 15:28
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1up on you
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
btw i thought you had a bf?
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1 Dec 2004, 15:34
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a little bit broken
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by pig
btw i thought you had a bf?
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i do
having a bit of a crush on a student (oh my god its a sickness i tell you, i shall be damned to hell) does not mean i am going to rip my knickers off and jump on the poor boy
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1 Dec 2004, 15:40
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NEWSBOT
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
damn, well there goes the interesting bit for gd then.
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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1 Dec 2004, 15:52
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Made of Twigs
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Maybe you could try to get him and be rejected in a classic way.
You could then post about it here in a Dace-esque style?
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1 Dec 2004, 15:53
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Gone
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Ride him repeatedly in the stationery coupboard.
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1 Dec 2004, 19:34
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
i do
having a bit of a crush on a student (oh my god its a sickness i tell you, i shall be damned to hell) does not mean i am going to rip my knickers off and jump on the poor boy
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I always wished that....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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1 Dec 2004, 19:39
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
having a bit of a crush on a student (oh my god its a sickness i tell you, i shall be damned to hell) does not mean i am going to rip my knickers off and jump on the poor boy
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Why not, who's he gonna tell? His Mum?
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1 Dec 2004, 19:42
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wild one
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
i do
having a bit of a crush on a student (oh my god its a sickness i tell you, i shall be damned to hell) does not mean i am going to rip my knickers off and jump on the poor boy
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My penis just twitched when I read that :-/
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1 Dec 2004, 19:43
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Clerk
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
How is any of this perverted? Uptight ****.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
That's nothing I had a crush on a post-op transexual who likes to dress up as a 15 year old schoolgirl every day and calls her boyfriend daddy.
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She was saying the other day he doesn't like it when she calls him daddy, although it's the logical conclusion of it all.
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1 Dec 2004, 20:00
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Godfather
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Ride him repeatedly in the stationery coupboard.
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what else are they there for?
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1 Dec 2004, 20:17
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1up on you
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
what else are they there for?
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isnt that what they did in teachers on channel 4....?
and trust me he will have a crush on you, hes a bloke fs. The worst thing that can happen is, he loses his virginity.
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1 Dec 2004, 20:25
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by pig
The worst thing that can happen is, he loses his virginity.
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I'd have said "comes prematurely", but yours is good, too. :)
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1 Dec 2004, 20:40
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Evil inside
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
In order to reach "Dace-level" we need more info.
Like how old you are, why this particular student, and whats his age.
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1 Dec 2004, 21:04
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☆ ♥
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
tell him he's been a bad student
report him for sexual harrasment
shoot him
make everything he says and turn them into sexual enuendos (sp?!)
telling him he's a bad bad boy
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2 Dec 2004, 06:00
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Banned
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Give him aids, you know you want too.
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2 Dec 2004, 13:03
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nomen est omen
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
The lack of intelligent dialogue in this thread depresses me :/
Surely Madi deserves better than this....
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2 Dec 2004, 13:12
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I dunno...
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
'Intelligent dialogue' on a crush?
Oh, you mean like Bridget Jones?
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2 Dec 2004, 23:05
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Gone
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
i have a crush on a student ?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!?
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Since when did Madi become Glenda Slagg?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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2 Dec 2004, 23:24
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1up on you
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
since condoms were free on the NHS?
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2 Dec 2004, 23:33
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The Arson Specialist
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Androme2
innuendos
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Fixed.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
i like infernos avatar
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Please dont laugh at me. I'm not trying to be funny.
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2 Dec 2004, 23:34
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This is bat country
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
i do
having a bit of a crush on a student (oh my god its a sickness i tell you, i shall be damned to hell) does not mean i am going to rip my knickers off and jump on the poor boy
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I am sure he wouldnt mind, and quite honestly neither would I.
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2 Dec 2004, 23:35
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The Arson Specialist
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Now I think madi should change her profile to love you rather than love me.
Tell us more, we can never get enough of sick perverted stories. We had two good sources but we need fresh ones.
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Quote:
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i like infernos avatar
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Please dont laugh at me. I'm not trying to be funny.
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3 Dec 2004, 01:29
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Evil inside
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
so madi is already arrested?
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3 Dec 2004, 09:19
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Registered User
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Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
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The only stuff I have heard of which would make me wince is the sort of stuff where people get amputated and so forth.
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or have their scrotum nailed to a bench for example. I never really understood that one.
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