I laughed until I shit (nearly !)
For the last couple of evenings I've been getting someone attempting to get onto my network through the wireless router. It doesn't bother me as they can't but last night I was bored when he tried again so I decided to do something about it.
At about 9:30 he again attempted to connect so I ran upstairs to see if I could spot anyone. I noticed someone standing by the riverbank wall with a laptop. I wandered downstairs and slipped out of the front door with the intention of telling them to f'k off. Only it didn't quite work out that way.
I came up behind the guy and asked him if he was having fun.
He was startled.
He dropped his laptop.
It looked like a Compaq and it looked expensive........
He did have the good graces not to blame me for dropping it but wasn't amused when I burst out laughing.
Still,it brightened up the evening.
~Vaio~
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