Campaign For The Destruction Of Halloween Traditions

Halloween is clearleh the old-fashioned. Not only that, but it is also not much fun for anybody >10 years old.

THIS MUST COME TO AN END

Trick-or-Treating is the poo, but stopping it will be impossible - so the only way to combat it is to go at it head-to-head without something completely zany that people vill do instead. Aftr many seconds of thought I have come up with the souliton. I propose the activity of...


Reverse Trick-Or-Treating

Okay, so the name is unoriginal and generally crap, but the idea is not so.


What happens currently is that people go around from house to house asking for sweets and money and making a bloody nuisance of themselves. With Reverse Trick-Or-Treating we shall go around from house-to-house giving money and sweets to people! Clearleh the people will support our cause much more than that of the regular trick-or-treaters and decide to open their doors to us only.

Soon everybody else will see that they are being ignored and will copy us.

So in future halloweens to come, instead of having our windows smashed and our cars set on fire we get sweets from the little brats.

Genius!

[acropolis]

Originally posted by Dudels

Why can't we just put a little arsenic in every candy bar?

It is the tried and true method of ending halloween traditions in your neighborhood.

I like halloween.

[Mirai]

do what I do: Trick or Shot.

Instead of getting candy, you get a shot of whatever alcohol the house/dorm/cardboard shantytown has.

the minus: no candy.

The plus: you tend to get blasted.

[Deffeh]

put some crumbled dope in each milky way you give out

comedy gold

Originally posted by Deffeh
put some crumbled dope in each milky way you give out

comedy gold

I contemplated a similar thing a year or so back.

Only this one involved Acid Tabs, Mars Bars and a group of low-lives.

[Ulysses]

Do as I do.

1 Put the lawn sprinkler in the middle of the drive, connect it via a relay a sensor and a solenoid valve so that when the little critters walk up the drive, they get a soaking.

2 Borrow (steal) the use of a Large German Shepherd Dog, and leave it roaming the yard.

Either of the above will give a satisfactory result in keeping the little *******s away.

[Xillah]

You will need:

• 1 cup of semen
• 2 syringes
• 1 bag of those hubba bubba chewing gum things that explode with 'monkeys blood when you bite into them
• 1 bowl

Directions:
[list=1][*]take first syringe[*]suck out the monkeys blood of a piece of gum[*]squirt monkeys blood into bowl[*]take second syringe[*]fill syringe with semen[*]squirt semen into empty gum[*]repeat steps till all pieces of gum is filled with semen[*]give gum to trick or treaters and enjoy[/list=1]

Originally posted by Dudels
Reverse Trick-Or-Treating we shall go around from house-to-house giving money and sweets to people!

isnt that just christmas?

Originally posted by Xillah
You will need:

recipe
[*]give gum to trick or treaters and enjoy

where you gonna get a cup full of semen??

[Snurx]

Its so fun to **** around whit people!

1. Take one off the dog poo bags. (Black plastick, whit poo inside ofc)
2. Put it just a few inches away from door where the target lives.
3. Ligth it.
4. Ring the doorbell.

Its hillarious.
Or, maybe not.


It did not come a single trick or treater to me this year...

Malcolm In the Middle Catapult

Violence just got a little more random

Originally posted by madii



where you gonna get a cup full of semen??

*fap* *fap* *fap* *squirt*

USE YER IMAGINATION!!!!!