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24 Nov 2005, 13:01
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1up on you
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For the last hour...
All I have been hearing is
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
euugggghhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
bang
bang
yes
ermmmmmmmmmmmm
oh yes oh yes
**** me, **** me, **** **** ****
yes
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bang
bang
etc etc etc
My female housemate appears to have her boyfreind over.
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24 Nov 2005, 13:04
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Re: For the last hour...
Are you excited?
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24 Nov 2005, 13:05
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mmm.. pills
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Re: For the last hour...
Had this at a hotel I was staying in once. All I can say is the guy had stamina, started at 9:00 and didn't finish till 2:00am
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24 Nov 2005, 13:18
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1up on you
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Re: For the last hour...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Are you excited?
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Im knocking one off as we speak.
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24 Nov 2005, 13:24
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by djbass
Had this at a hotel I was staying in once. All I can say is the guy had stamina, started at 9:00 and didn't finish till 2:00am
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It was prolly more than one guy with the girl.
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24 Nov 2005, 13:28
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:alpha:
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Re: For the last hour...
Good set of lungs on the girl, it seems.
Is she attractive?
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24 Nov 2005, 13:30
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1up on you
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Good set of lungs on the girl, it seems.
Is she attractive?
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yes she is, shes half cast with well can tits be too big, as I always seem to stare at them when I speak to her. She is pretty though.
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24 Nov 2005, 13:31
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Re: For the last hour...
Go and join them?
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24 Nov 2005, 13:32
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1up on you
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by KaneED
Go and join them?
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I cant, I have a lecture in 32 minutes and I need to shower etc :/
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24 Nov 2005, 13:50
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Re: For the last hour...
quickieee
(bollocks, posted a bit too late)
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24 Nov 2005, 13:50
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Re: For the last hour...
Quote:
Originally Posted by djbass
Had this at a hotel I was staying in once. All I can say is the guy had stamina, started at 9:00 and didn't finish till 2:00am
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Lmao! Did you enjoy listening?
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24 Nov 2005, 15:04
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Bored
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Re: For the last hour...
When I was in halls I me and my girlfriend woke up my whole corridor one night...
And the corridor above and below...
Apparently they were shouting out the windows to tell us to shut up but we didn't hear...
Happened quite often actually... my neighbour didn't like it much (although the guy on the other side kept going on about how impressed he was by how long I lasted)
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24 Nov 2005, 15:08
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Gone
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by pig
Im knocking one off as we speak.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pig
I need to shower etc :/
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24 Nov 2005, 15:43
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by pig
shes half cast
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Completely off-topic but apparently that word is politically incorrect (leaning towards racist). The right word is mixed-race.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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24 Nov 2005, 18:10
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: For the last hour...
What you should've done is burst into her room with a camera, taken a couple of pictures and then posted them on here. But noooooooooooooooooo
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24 Nov 2005, 19:52
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Next goal wins!
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Completely off-topic but apparently that word is politically incorrect (leaning towards racist). The right word is mixed-race.
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Excuse me
standing on one leg
I'm half-caste
Explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when picasso
mix red an green
is a half-caste canvas/
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when light an shadow
mix in de sky
is a half-caste weather/
well in dat case
england weather
nearly always half-caste
in fact some o dem cloud
half-caste till dem overcast
so spiteful dem dont want de sun pass
ah rass/
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean tchaikovsky
sit down at dah piano
an mix a black key
wid a white key
is a half-caste symphony/
Explain yuself
wha yu mean
Ah listening to yu wid de keen
half of mih ear
Ah lookin at yu wid de keen
half of mih eye
and when I'm introduced to yu
I'm sure you'll
understand
why I offer yu half-a-hand
an when I sleep at night
I close half-a-eye
consequently when I dream
I dream half-a-dream
an when moon begin to glow
I half-caste human being
cast half-a-shadow
but yu must come back tomorrow
wid de whole of yu eye
an de whole of yu ear
an de whole of yu mind
an I will tell yu
de other half
of my story
Ah, GCSE english
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24 Nov 2005, 20:11
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
Excuse me
standing on one leg
I'm half-caste
Explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when picasso
mix red an green
is a half-caste canvas/
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when light an shadow
mix in de sky
is a half-caste weather/
well in dat case
england weather
nearly always half-caste
in fact some o dem cloud
half-caste till dem overcast
so spiteful dem dont want de sun pass
ah rass/
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean tchaikovsky
sit down at dah piano
an mix a black key
wid a white key
is a half-caste symphony/
Explain yuself
wha yu mean
Ah listening to yu wid de keen
half of mih ear
Ah lookin at yu wid de keen
half of mih eye
and when I'm introduced to yu
I'm sure you'll
understand
why I offer yu half-a-hand
an when I sleep at night
I close half-a-eye
consequently when I dream
I dream half-a-dream
an when moon begin to glow
I half-caste human being
cast half-a-shadow
but yu must come back tomorrow
wid de whole of yu eye
an de whole of yu ear
an de whole of yu mind
an I will tell yu
de other half
of my story
Ah, GCSE english
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The good old days.
I saw him live with my class. ****ing ace he was.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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24 Nov 2005, 20:24
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break it down!
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Re: For the last hour...
"Accidentally" walk into her room while recording a reality TV show about your life, then "accidentally" drop the camera in a good position and apologise and leave the room
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24 Nov 2005, 20:32
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
The good old days.
I saw him live with my class. ****ing ace he was.
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24 Nov 2005, 20:36
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
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of my story
Ah, GCSE english
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hehe that was in ur anthology thing wasnt it?
seriously tho, there anything different in being half cast and mixed race, as long as people arent using comments like that as an insult then no harm is done its hardly offensive to be called something if you are that thing is it...
like saying dont call me white its caucasian...
something like that.. (yes i cant spell caucasian, dont think its far off tho)
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24 Nov 2005, 20:48
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by higginz
seriously tho, there anything different in being half cast and mixed race
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There's no difference between any of these terms in an inherent fashion. However, from experience people who are "half-cast" prefer to be called "mixed race". So why not oblige?
Personally I find "mixed race" to be fairly offensive anyway - it implies that "whites" or "blacks" are somehow "pure". But hey, people can choose whatever term they want.
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25 Nov 2005, 00:23
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by horn
i ****ing hate those anthologys.
people refering to mixed race people as half cast are not necessairly implying that it means they're filthy ******s. Maybe the chap who wrote the poem could come up with a term he thinks reflects an "un-prejudice" frame of mind. or we could study his use of alliteration \o/
the worst one was the Glaswegian and the parody of "BBC english".
Maybe the reason for it eluded him, but if a news reader actually spoke in the advertised Glaswegian lingo, there would be far less understanding/tolerance of everyone elses dialect(s).... why ?
because no-one would watch the ****ing news
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that post is one long holocaust of being ****ing stupid.
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Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
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25 Nov 2005, 00:44
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Next goal wins!
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by Phang
that post is one long holocaust of being ****ing stupid.
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whats that i spy? An angry scottish minority? surely not!
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by horn
i ****ing hate those anthologys.
people refering to mixed race people as half cast are not necessairly implying that it means they're filthy ******s. Maybe the chap who wrote the poem could come up with a term he thinks reflects an "un-prejudice" frame of mind. or we could study his use of alliteration \o/
the worst one was the Glaswegian and the parody of "BBC english".
Maybe the reason for it eluded him, but if a news reader actually spoke in the advertised Glaswegian lingo, there would be far less understanding/tolerance of everyone elses dialect(s).... why ?
because no-one would watch the ****ing news
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1. I don't recall the poet being half-cast or mixed race... he looked black to me.
2. That glaswegian thing with the BBC news thing, well why the hate? It had a point.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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25 Nov 2005, 01:31
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
2. That glaswegian thing with the BBC news thing, well why the hate? It had a point.
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i see that you have never had a conversation with a glaswegian ...
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25 Nov 2005, 01:33
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Who?
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Re: For the last hour...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
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I would be
I toss off to this shit
shit being live sex
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<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
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25 Nov 2005, 01:35
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Who?
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Completely off-topic but apparently that word is politically incorrect (leaning towards racist). The right word is mixed-race.
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ethnic minority
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For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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25 Nov 2005, 11:58
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1up on you
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Completely off-topic but apparently that word is politically incorrect (leaning towards racist). The right word is mixed-race.
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mixed race is my favourite race*
Im confused to be honest. My step brother is half cast, mixed race whatever, he refers to himself as half cast in his words "best of both worlds"
*bad but funny office joke (as in ricky gervais and the office)
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27 Nov 2005, 01:36
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
i see that you have never had a conversation with a glaswegian ...
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Apart from Dace...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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27 Nov 2005, 01:45
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Re: For the last hour...
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Excuse me standing on one leg
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Not as good unless you see him / watch the video. Comedy accents++
Quote:
...Ya wouldnae want me tae read tha noos
Wit a voice like wanna yoo scruffs
Cuz if ah read the noos wit a voice like wanna yoo scruffs
Ya wouldnae think it were troo
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Comedy scottish accents++
See, people here have picked the best two poems out of the whole anthology, and been having a go at both of them. These were the good ones!
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27 Nov 2005, 20:52
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: For the last hour...
I thought the BBC News one was supposed to be a geordie accent
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28 Nov 2005, 13:21
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Gone
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Re: For the last hour...
Who the **** actually uses the term 'half-caste'? Not even the chavs hanging around outside McDonalds in Stockton High Street would be so shit to use that term.
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28 Nov 2005, 16:37
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Re: For the last hour...
i know someone who called himself 'el halfcast'. He was a guy who was really into rapping and white but whos dad was from lebanon.
He won a competition 8 mile style from what he has told me. (crowd hated him until he won them over with his well wikkid lyrics about da hood yo)
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28 Nov 2005, 17:42
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Who the **** actually uses the term 'half-caste'? Not even the chavs hanging around outside McDonalds in Stockton High Street would be so shit to use that term.
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Inner borough London kids in Years 7 - 9 (pushing it to 10).
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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28 Nov 2005, 17:50
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1up on you
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Re: For the last hour...
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
i know someone who called himself 'el halfcast'. He was a guy who was really into rapping and white but whos dad was from lebanon.
He won a competition 8 mile style from what he has told me. (crowd hated him until he won them over with his well wikkid lyrics about da hood yo)
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ok this is weird, I think i know him too he comes froms stratford upon avon and goes to my uni, in fact i was speaking to him an hour ago
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