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13 Sep 2005, 22:26
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1up on you
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Do you ever get so drunk...
You cant remember leaving the club
You cant remember visiting a strip club
You cant remember giving your friend £50 to sleep with a whore
You cant remember how you got back to your hotel
You cant remember walking around the hotel locked out of your room, whilst being naked
You cant remember vomiting
You cant remember sleeping in the bath tub for half the night
I guess thats the average sunday night in prague for you.
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13 Sep 2005, 22:37
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Banned
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
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Originally Posted by pig
You cant remember leaving the club
You cant remember visiting a strip club
You cant remember giving your friend £50 to sleep with a whore
You cant remember how you got back to your hotel
You cant remember walking around the hotel locked out of your room, whilst being naked
You cant remember vomiting
You cant remember sleeping in the bath tub for half the night
I guess thats the average sunday night in prague for you.
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Yes
Yes
No
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No
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Yes
I've never been to prague. I guess the whores there are cheaper.
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13 Sep 2005, 22:41
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
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Originally Posted by pig
You cant remember leaving the club
You cant remember visiting a strip club
You cant remember giving your friend £50 to sleep with a whore
You cant remember how you got back to your hotel
You cant remember walking around the hotel locked out of your room, whilst being naked
You cant remember vomiting
You cant remember sleeping in the bath tub for half the night
I guess thats the average sunday night in prague for you.
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Yes
N/A
No
Yes
No
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No
Never been to prague.
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13 Sep 2005, 22:42
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Idle Git
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
I got so drunk I could hardly remember trying to wade through one of the largest lakes in the Lake district to try and get back to my tent in the middle of the night last Saturday. Does that compare?
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13 Sep 2005, 22:42
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
"Blow job, five hundred" - about £12 - was what I heard a lot at 5am when I was there the other week.
Anyway to answer your questions:
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
No
Yes
No
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13 Sep 2005, 22:43
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
ive done similar things to all of those, and worse in some cases
sadly, i always remember
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13 Sep 2005, 22:44
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Idle Git
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
Oh and:
yes
no
no
yes
no
yes
yes (technically, I don't think it's sleeping when you're comatose, but near enough)
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13 Sep 2005, 22:45
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Bored
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
No to all of them.
I don't think i've drank til i've lost my memory for ages.
it usually comes back before I leave the club though.
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13 Sep 2005, 22:50
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
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Originally Posted by Ste
I don't think i've drank til i've lost my memory for ages.
it usually comes back before I leave the club though.
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Is it me or are you contradicting yourself here?
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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13 Sep 2005, 23:04
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Bored
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
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Originally Posted by Stew
Is it me or are you contradicting yourself here?
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Ok, "it used to usually come back..."
I knew what I meant...
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13 Sep 2005, 23:13
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I am an idiot
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
I don't think i've drank til i've lost my memory for ages.
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yeah you have, you just dont remember it.
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13 Sep 2005, 23:15
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I am.
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
pig is clearly GD's resident ambassador from the land of the chav
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13 Sep 2005, 23:19
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1up on you
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
pig is clearly GD's resident ambassador from the land of the chav
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13 Sep 2005, 23:36
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
Yes
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No
Yes
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Yes
Yes
I have yet to go to Prague.
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14 Sep 2005, 01:02
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PA Team
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
No to all of them. I guess I loose this e penis competition (joint with Ste).
However, I've been out with someone who was so drunk they didn't remember throwing/ sliding things (beer mats, bottles, glasses, anything within arm's reach really) at me. My girlfriend has also got so drunk she almost fell into the lake on the York campus without remembering, and my drunken uni friends have variously attacked me with metal spoons, sung on the top of the uni roof, and been retrieved by the police after being caught drunk trying to steal traffic cones from some road works one evening.
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14 Sep 2005, 06:43
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
I've done a few things I can't remember afterwards while very drunk (and not just the did I shag my girly problem)
One morning I woke up feeling like crap after a heavy session, I wander off to the bathroom and while washing my face, notice a line of mud in my hair. I was a little curious about this, then my brain finally managed to remind me about the fekin big traffic cone in my room that I had spotted and totally ignored that i had used as a hat sometime the previous night.
No prostitutes were involved however.
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14 Sep 2005, 07:20
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:alpha:
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
I've been so drunk I didn't remember posting a thread/post on GD.
I guess that's the geek's alternative to this thread
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14 Sep 2005, 09:34
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Spelling is for pussies
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
Yes
Yes
No (Although I've been the one given the £50 before. Strangely in Prague as well)
Yes
No
No
Maybe (Does falling asleep on the toilet and then just collapsing onto the bathroom floor count?)
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I always get the soggy biscuit
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14 Sep 2005, 09:59
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Xanadu
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
You can remember leaving the club
You can remember visiting a strip club
You can remember receiving 50 EUR from a friend to sleep with a whore
You can remember that she had an accent and reminded you after a while that the time's up soon and that you'd better hurry up
You can remember your friend vomiting next door
You can remember your friend forgetting about the money the next day
but i gave it to him anyway...
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14 Sep 2005, 10:10
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
should i ever meet either of you,
remind me to make sure i am carrying some sort of barge pole to prod my greeting to you with.
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14 Sep 2005, 12:42
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Location: Somwhere I belong
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
No
all
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way.
Hence why I don't drink.
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14 Sep 2005, 12:43
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Lucky
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
7x no.
i always remember everything the next morning.
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14 Sep 2005, 14:26
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:alpha:
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Location: London, UK
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
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Originally Posted by KoeN
7x no.
i always remember everything the next morning.
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14 Sep 2005, 18:08
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
Yes to a lot of them.
Though while in Prague me and my m8's studiously avoided the 'strip clubs'.
They had very very large numbers of african migrants hassling you to go in then following you down the road proclaiming it was only €50 for "sex in her vagina".
Plus the guys we got talking to in the airport had gone to one, been mugged by the bouncers then ****ed out with no money, wallets, jackets into the winter cold while pissed drunk.
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14 Sep 2005, 18:19
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PA Team
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Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
Yes to a lot of them.
Though while in Prague me and my m8's studiously avoided the 'strip clubs'.
They had very very large numbers of african migrants hassling you to go in then following you down the road proclaiming it was only €50 for "sex in her vagina".
Plus the guys we got talking to in the airport had gone to one, been mugged by the bouncers then ****ed out with no money, wallets, jackets into the winter cold while pissed drunk.
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Ah. That'd be a strip club with "street rules", then
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