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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
Why are they always described as "strange shapes."? Why can they never be described as "Looking like Thora Hird." or whatever? Or better yet, why can't the people involved simply come clean and say "I got as pissed as a fart and I've really no idea what the **** I saw; for all I know, it could have been a wheelie bin."