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1 Sep 2005, 19:01
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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I've got a...
hernia!
Any of you lot had one / got any experience of them?
I've read various sites and I know I'll be more susceptable to facial AIDS in the future, but just wondering what you lot know of them.
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1 Sep 2005, 19:28
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I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Germany
Posts: 2,198
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Re: I've got a...
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Sorry, BestTreatments is available only within the UK.
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Death to you.
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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1 Sep 2005, 21:35
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
Posts: 6,506
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Re: I've got a...
a friend of mine had one.
They hurt a lot.
thats all i know.
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1 Sep 2005, 21:43
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: I've got a...
Did you enjoy the part where he cupped your balls and asked you to cough?
(or is that a regular thing with you & MM)
(And when are you coming over for golf you muppet. I shot a 90 the other day , +21 on a 28 handicap. Game is coming alive!)
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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1 Sep 2005, 22:30
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USS Oklahoma
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,500
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Re: I've got a...
A friend of mine had one and had it repaired.
Afterward he told everyone that the doctor had told him that hernias were a thinning of the abdominal wall caused by being too well endowed with all of the extra weight pulling down causing the thining in the wall above the area.
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Ignorance is curable, stupidity is not.
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2 Sep 2005, 11:01
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: I've got a...
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Originally Posted by skiddy
Any of you lot had one / got any experience of them?
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I have now as a result of all the laughing I've just done at your awful predicament.
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2 Sep 2005, 12:01
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PA Team
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 7,449
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Re: I've got a...
My grandad has has one or two. Apparently, the first thing he said when he came around was telling the nurses to **** off. So after they've poked your bowels back where they belong, don't be surprised if you're a bit moody
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r8-10 RaH r10.5-12 MISTU
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2 Sep 2005, 12:15
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: I've got a...
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
My grandad has has one or two.
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Is he starting a collection?
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2 Sep 2005, 13:04
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
Posts: 2,588
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Re: I've got a...
I thought this thread was going to be combine harvesters. :(
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"You can't drink a pint of Bovril."
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2 Sep 2005, 13:06
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: I've got a...
I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HERNIA
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2 Sep 2005, 14:17
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Re: I've got a...
THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS THREAD IS WHEN YOU READ THE TITLE AND THREAD STARTER TOGETHER YOU ACTUALLY GET THE THRUTH ABOUT WHAT HE HAD. WIPE BOY, WIPE!
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2 Sep 2005, 18:17
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PA Team
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 7,449
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Re: I've got a...
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Is he starting a collection?
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No, I don't think he collects anything. He does have a nice bear skin rug on his study wall that he shot, but you can't really have a collection of one, and as he's now 80 I doubt he'll be up to going out bear hunting again.
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r8-10 RaH r10.5-12 MISTU
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2 Sep 2005, 22:44
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Re: I've got a...
Without reading the thread...
..brand new combine harvester and you'll give me the key?
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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2 Sep 2005, 22:46
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Re: I've got a...
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Originally Posted by Apothos
I thought this thread was going to be combine harvesters.
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Great minds think alike...
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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3 Sep 2005, 11:51
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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Re: I've got a...
fools rarely differ...
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