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Unread 30 Aug 2005, 21:04   #1
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I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings

After 3 attempted deliveries to my house despite repeatedly telling them to deliver to work, 2 weeks after i order it, my monitor is finally here. And there's a dead pixel right in my eyeline. I'm quite upset about it all actually.

Cheer me up with your recent personal tales of woe after prolonged anticipation, because I can only alleviate my own misery by hearing about other people's.
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Unread 30 Aug 2005, 21:10   #2
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Once I arranged to go to the skate park with my friend and I thought I was going to be really cool and popular but I waited five hours and he didn't show up. Then I went round his house and he said he forgot. His mum made me some sandwiches so it worked out well in the end.




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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings

I arranged to meet up with a very cute and hot girl in a pub in town. I waited for 30 mins when I got a text saying she'd be late but would come. Eventually when she did arrive, she arrived in the company of two other guys, one of which she eye humped all night and completely ignored me.
I buggered off, quite annoyed. While leaving I saw her try to forcably remove his tonsils with her tounge.
All that anticipation, only to be made a tit of.

But one night I snuck into her room with a shovel....
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Unread 30 Aug 2005, 23:22   #4
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I arranged to meet up with a very cute and hot girl in a pub in town. I waited for 30 mins when I got a text saying she'd be late but would come. Eventually when she did arrive, she arrived in the company of two other guys, one of which she eye humped all night and completely ignored me.
I buggered off, quite annoyed. While leaving I saw her try to forcably remove his tonsils with her tounge.
All that anticipation, only to be made a tit of.
Wow.
That's pretty damn depressing.

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Unread 30 Aug 2005, 23:32   #5
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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings

<3 incubus

I feel much better now \o/

(p.s. rohypnol)
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Unread 31 Aug 2005, 14:45   #6
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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings

Once, when I was really horny, I drove around town all night with a stiffy trying to find a pretty vunerable teen to give me a blow job. 4 hours, 7 slaps in the face and a police caution for curb crawling later I still didnt get a blow job.
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Unread 31 Aug 2005, 14:49   #7
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My entire life is kind of depressing, but I'm not sure if I have the time or inclination to write it all down here.
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My entire life is kind of depressing, but I'm not sure if I have the time or inclination to write it all down here.
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why don't you two just hook up and be sad together, sheesh.
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why don't you two just hook up and be sad together, sheesh.
Yeah, or they could just stand in single file. It would just take one bullet from a high powered rifle, just one bullet.
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why don't you two just hook up and be sad together, sheesh.
I'm up for it. But he isn't. Which makes me sad.

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Yeah, or they could just stand in single file.
I'm up for it. But he isn't. Which makes me sad.
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