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13 Jun 2005, 18:07
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Guy next door
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
What's wrong with you guys
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13 Jun 2005, 18:13
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Powering your life...
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
Too mant things SilverSmoke... but to get to the root of the problem, you're going to have to be a little bit more specific...
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13 Jun 2005, 18:15
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
oh god
hahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahhahahahahaha
i sincerely hope you don't let any of these back into the gene pool
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13 Jun 2005, 18:19
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Guy next door
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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13 Jun 2005, 18:30
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
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I'm going to be honest.
And when I say honest, I mean unnecessarily harsh.
Now when I looked at the first pic, my quick glance made me think "oh she's alright".
Then I noticed the way the picture was more red than normal. I wondered why. I then noticed she was wearing a hat. Indoors. For a picture.
So my critical glasses came on. I imagined her without the hat. And in the HARSH LIGHT OF DAY.
I then realised she's actually not very attractive. Thumbs up for using a different tint on the photo and having a shadow hiding half her face though
Secondly, I moved my eyes down the body.
When you said "assman", did you mean you like them large?
I thought "it must be an unfortunate photo, SS spoke so highly of her!"
Then I moved onto the second.
The first thing my poor eyes were drawn towards were those awful hoopy earrings. Oh dear
Then her lack of chest.
I then looked at it again, and realised she looks about the same age as a lot of the year 10s in my school (14-15 year olds).
No wonder she's a virgin dude. She isn't old enough to have sex
And that, kids, is what you get for telling people about your success with wimmins on the internet!
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13 Jun 2005, 18:34
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Powering your life...
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
sorry Tomtom, i have to disagree. Girl no. 1 is very hot. But then again i love pale brunettes with oval faces- its my type, pretty much all my gf's have been one of them. And i don't really like the big breat thing [don't tell Amy that..] i prefer B-C cup.
But each to his own I say!
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13 Jun 2005, 18:36
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Guy next door
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
It's ok, Tomkat
Seriously, if you read my post carefully you would have noticed I didnt find the first one very attractive. About the second one, after seeing this particular pic and hearing her on phone for the first time I was quite desinterested, untill she surprisingly showed up at my work, which changed my entire opinion. If we're speaking about looks.
And yeah, the lack of chest. It's what I like, small but nicely rounded. I love petite women.
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13 Jun 2005, 18:37
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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Originally Posted by Thermodynamics
sorry Tomtom, i have to disagree. Girl no. 1 is very hot. B
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How do you know she has a pale face? It's all red.
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Originally Posted by Thermodynamics
And i don't really like the big breat thing [don't tell Amy that..] i prefer B-C cup.
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Neither do I, but I like it when girls need more than a sports bra
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13 Jun 2005, 18:38
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Guy next door
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
Yeah, I am rather fond of the B sized breasts
We should drink a pint a day therm.
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13 Jun 2005, 18:43
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Powering your life...
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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Yeah, I am rather fond of the B sized breasts
We should drink a pint a day therm.
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Agreed, but i doubt it will be "a" pint.
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13 Jun 2005, 19:07
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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We should drink a pint a day therm.
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I'm not criticising because I know English isn't your first language.
But I think you mean "A pint some day", not "a pint a day".
A pint a day makes it sound like you're giving health advice - like "a pint of milk a day helps you work rest and play" or something
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13 Jun 2005, 19:08
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Guy next door
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
heh ok
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13 Jun 2005, 20:08
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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I'm going to be honest.
And when I say honest, I mean unnecessarily harsh.
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Dude, you've become very angrey recently. Angrier than Deffeh.
Is it your new 'thang' or is something up?
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13 Jun 2005, 20:14
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share the <3
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
Hes become a teacher, have you noticed that MM has also become a little prickly of late? The reality that being in intimate proximity with nubile teens is not a lolita fantasy but rather a grinding war of attrition has finally dawned on them. The sexual fustration combined with overwhelming paperwork makes teachers depressed, angry and bitter as hell.
<3 tomkat
<3 MM
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13 Jun 2005, 20:52
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Drink is Good
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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did everybody miss the chavnesss of her burberry hat???????
and to be fair - there both worth a shag, but not worth the brag!
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13 Jun 2005, 21:03
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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Hes become a teacher, have you noticed that MM has also become a little prickly of late? The reality that being in intimate proximity with nubile teens is not a lolita fantasy but rather a grinding war of attrition has finally dawned on them. The sexual fustration combined with overwhelming paperwork makes teachers depressed, angry and bitter as hell.
<3 tomkat
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Why on earth have I applied for ped?
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13 Jun 2005, 22:11
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Miles Teg
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
do they swallow silversmoke?
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14 Jun 2005, 00:42
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
Only their pride to talk to him.
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14 Jun 2005, 07:38
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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Originally Posted by Stew
Dude, you've become very angrey recently. Angrier than Deffeh.
Is it your new 'thang' or is something up?
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Fuk u!
I don't know
I think I was tired yesterday
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14 Jun 2005, 13:51
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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Here's another photo that reminded me of her.
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14 Jun 2005, 13:55
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Clerk
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
I then looked at it again, and realised she looks about the same age as a lot of the year 10s in my school (14-15 year olds).[...]She isn't old enough to have sex
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What the hell sort of school do you teach in where the 14-15 year old (girls) haven't had sex yet? Is it some sort of religious school?
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14 Jun 2005, 13:58
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
What the hell sort of school do you teach in where the 14-15 year old (girls) haven't had sex yet? Is it some sort of religious school?
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er, most haven't. i think the figure is something like 1/3 that have - which is a lot, but not a status quo...
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14 Jun 2005, 14:30
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NEWSBOT
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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Here's another photo that reminded me of her.
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14 Jun 2005, 14:55
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Clerk
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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er, most haven't. i think the figure is something like 1/3 that have - which is a lot, but not a status quo...
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Obviously I'm not referring to fatties or ugly girls Mr Phang.
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14 Jun 2005, 15:00
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I am.
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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What the hell sort of school do you teach in where the 14-15 year old (girls) haven't had sex yet? Is it some sort of religious school?
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wishing it won't make it so.
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14 Jun 2005, 15:03
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Re: Update on my 'love' life
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What the hell sort of school do you teach in where the 14-15 year old (girls) haven't had sex yet? Is it some sort of religious school?
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It is actually.
We had SexEd last Wednesday and have it this Wednesday.
Judging on what they knew, I'd hope that most of them haven't had it.
I didn't say they "couldn't" have sex, I said they "shouldn't" anyway.
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