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24 Nov 2005, 12:13
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Gone
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I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Hi, I've never emailed before, just saying hi, don't want to sound crazy but I wish I could meet you in person caus if you knew exactly what you've done for me you'd probably faint. Don't let no one judge you caus I understand you, just that everyone else is dumb. Currently writing a book about Lavey, don't you want to add something to it?
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From the user 17chm.
There's a conspiracy of silence on this board, and I intend to root out whoever is making these damn accounts and punish them severely.
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24 Nov 2005, 12:17
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
it's MIDGETS. I bet you!
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24 Nov 2005, 12:18
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Insomniac
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
ask JJ to change your name to "NOT Marilyn Manson"
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24 Nov 2005, 12:23
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Gone
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
The worst thing is that it all seemingly checks out on the mod panel.
So either teenagers are much more retarded than I first thought, or someone quite skilled at this is trying to drive me slowly insane.
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24 Nov 2005, 12:23
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1up on you
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
what youre not the real Marilyn Manson?
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24 Nov 2005, 12:24
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Drink is Good
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
it's MIDGETS. I bet you!
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those damned midgets
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24 Nov 2005, 12:24
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I see you!
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Location: In any girl
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
I never get any fan-mails :|
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24 Nov 2005, 12:25
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Gone
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Originally Posted by pig
what youre not the real Marilyn Manson?
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No. I'm actually Dame Judi Dench.
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24 Nov 2005, 12:26
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1up on you
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
Shocking
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24 Nov 2005, 12:30
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Gone
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
btw, they seemingly have an e-mail address at Eccles College*, Manchester, so if anyone knows anyone even remotely connected with that particular institution, then tell me immediately.
*Suggested motto based on front page: 'For chavs and other people wishing to do Business Studies.'
Last edited by Marilyn Manson; 24 Nov 2005 at 12:46.
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24 Nov 2005, 12:36
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Drink is Good
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
Eccles, dont know why that makes me laugh
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24 Nov 2005, 12:42
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1up on you
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
They have some talent at that college and some twats, take a look here
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24 Nov 2005, 12:51
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
There's a conspiracy of silence on this board....
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I used to think that when noone replied my comments, but then i realised I was posting a inane drivel that no one would care to read !!!
Of course i dont think thats the same with you or anyone else in here, as you people always have the sharpest and most interesing comments! really!
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24 Nov 2005, 12:52
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1up on you
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
your so kinda <3
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24 Nov 2005, 12:58
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Gone
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
Managed to thrust up into any women recently, Muslim?
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24 Nov 2005, 13:15
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
Nobody ever sends me fan mail
Maybe I should get my name changed to FredDurst.
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24 Nov 2005, 13:29
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:alpha:
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
This guy doesn't sound as attractive as Kelly.
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24 Nov 2005, 13:56
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^ ^ Clearly Stolen ^ ^
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
From the user 17chm.
There's a conspiracy of silence on this board, and I intend to root out whoever is making these damn accounts and punish them severely.
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Reply, simply with:
"Hello, I am Japenese impersonator, i do business with you"
That will scare him
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This a squiggly line - S
This is a hole - o
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24 Nov 2005, 14:14
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Insomniac
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Originally Posted by Superpig #1
Reply, simply with:
"Hello, I am Japenese impersonator, i do business with you"
"sucky sucky 5 dollah"
That will scare him
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24 Nov 2005, 14:25
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^ ^ Clearly Stolen ^ ^
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Originally Posted by Phil^
fixed
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I stand corrected.
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This a squiggly line - S
This is a hole - o
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24 Nov 2005, 14:27
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
change your nick to Maniac Mansion?
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24 Nov 2005, 14:31
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Who?
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
You poor sod
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#cnuts
For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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24 Nov 2005, 15:10
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Tiny Dancer
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
i sorely wish this was my doing
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24 Nov 2005, 15:15
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Gone
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Originally Posted by eJohn
i sorely wish this was my doing
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It's hard to troll intelligently or successfully when the extent of your wit only stretches as far as making farting noises with your armpits.
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24 Nov 2005, 15:17
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Tiny Dancer
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
Frankly if i could mimic the sound of armpit farting on the internet i'd have achieved some higher level of existance and could die happy.
Also friend, i wasnt trolling I just find it pretty funny the effort someone has been putting in. Also the fact that you love the attention but are doing the "o y me" thing. But i'll forgive you for that, because i've read worse threads
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24 Nov 2005, 15:21
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Gone
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
It's pretty hard to love attention when it comes from dribbiling spastics such as these people. I just find it astonishing that either someone cares to put the effort into a troll as elabourate as this, or there actually are people out there who are sufficiently mentally incapable that they believe a mod on the forum of a defunct online space-themed spreadsheet game is the real Marilyn Manson.
I mean, we may have discovered a whole new species of mongchop here. Doesn't that deserve a thread?
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24 Nov 2005, 15:46
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Who?
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
or there actually are people out there who are sufficiently mentally incapable that they believe a mod on the forum of a defunct online space-themed spreadsheet game is the real Marilyn Manson.
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Let me assure you, they DO exist.
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#cnuts
For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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24 Nov 2005, 15:50
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
Nobody ever sends me fan mail
Maybe I should get my name changed to FredDurst.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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24 Nov 2005, 16:47
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Banned
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
This is funny because MM gets the fan mail whereas I'm actually the real Marilyn Manson and I get no internet fan mail!
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24 Nov 2005, 17:15
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Managed to thrust up into any women recently, Muslim?
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Yes, and that woman would be... my girlfriend, which has been by my side for the last 20 months now. It has been a quite enjoyable relation, and I wish everyone could be as happy as me.
Thanks for asking!
How are you doing btw...?
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24 Nov 2005, 17:15
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
This is funny because MM gets the fan mail whereas I'm actually the real Marilyn Manson and I get no internet fan mail!
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Aren't you the guy in Gone In 60 Seconds?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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24 Nov 2005, 17:38
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
I get fan pms from Rabbis
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24 Nov 2005, 18:16
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a new low in getting high
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
the last one was cuter
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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24 Nov 2005, 18:17
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Aren't you the guy in Gone In 60 Seconds?
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Angelina Jolie?
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24 Nov 2005, 18:28
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Angelina Jolie?
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She's a guy?
Shit!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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24 Nov 2005, 21:11
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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24 Nov 2005, 21:26
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
Heh, well you should feel loved either way.
Mainly as if it's someone putting a hell of alot of effort into this, then clearly someone has a secret crush (or desire to screw with your mind, which as well all know is the next step in any relationship). If not, then just reply asking them to donate to one of your 'designated charities' that help underprivalaged goth kids afford make-up, leaving your pay pal account details.
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24 Nov 2005, 21:49
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IRC Lackey
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
I get fan pms from Rabbits
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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25 Nov 2005, 00:21
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Caveat Lector
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
Message them back and say that you'll meet them if they'll have sex with your brother. Then show up and say you're the singers brother and voila! free sex. :/
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25 Nov 2005, 12:57
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Registered User
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Location: South Pacific
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
I think it is pretty cool. whoever is doing it should PM me in the strictest confidence, I wish to applaud them for their coolness.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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25 Nov 2005, 13:17
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Tilting at windmills
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Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.
Thus far you have managed to attract a mentally retarded New Zealand girl and a satanist from Manchester.
Surely things can only get better?
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