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UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Well, even the great and knowledgeable Vermillion can totally and utterly f**k up every now and then.
As many of you may recall, I was faced with a decision not long ago about stay at my current organisation or take up an academic post at Oxford. Well, I’m off to Oxford, leaving in 5 weeks.
And let me tell you why.
So several months ago I am at this informal office party: one of our division heads was retiring, so the Director General was throwing a ‘gathering’. I had fun for a while, but there are a few problems at these gatherings: One, nobody is allowed to discuss work very much, so that chops out that one common ground, and everyone there was way older than me, I am the youngest senior analyst in my division. So I was making small talk and getting ready to leave when the daughter of the DG came home. She was 19, about a decade younger than me, and four different kinds of ultra-hot.
So we chatted, laughed, met for coffee, dated, had frequent hot oiled monkey sex, all of course without the knowledge of her father, my DG. So far so good, she is leaving to go back to uni shortly, and nobody is as of yet the wiser, but I feel like I am standing on a land mine at the moment.
Also, the Assistant Director job I applied for was given to someone with ‘more time in’. So, I’m off to the UK boys, no more Canadian winters for me.
OK, in reality the REAL reason I am leaving is because I didn’t get the director job I wanted and I as cool as what I do is, I think I want a change of profession. However, the fact that every time I went to a staff meeting with my DG I had to re-evaluate if I could ‘take-him’ if he suddenly attacked me was getting me a bit nervous. Also, for those who know where I work, he is a DIRECTOR GENERAL here, meaning he can probably slip my name to some people in operations and have my severed head on a plate in his office the next day…
Jolly Old England, here I come…
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26 Aug 2004, 15:56
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
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had frequent hot oiled monkey sex
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26 Aug 2004, 16:08
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
vermillion, that is genius and is the best reason for leaving a country that i have ever heard
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
bring his daughter back with you and keep her under the stairs \o/
Top notch story though and all I can say is nice one matey!
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26 Aug 2004, 17:33
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
You make it sound suspiciously like you work for the CIA, heh.
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26 Aug 2004, 17:46
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
nah, doesnt he work for one of the canadian 'secret' services?
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26 Aug 2004, 17:50
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
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26 Aug 2004, 17:55
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
something like that, he has never actually said which one iirc
EDIT: wasnt there someone around here who worked for one of the english sercret services as a computer tech at one point? who the hell was it?
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26 Aug 2004, 17:58
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
I know three people who work for a slightly less than well known British government organisation if that counts?
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26 Aug 2004, 18:10
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
do they frequent these boards?
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26 Aug 2004, 18:13
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Although their intelligence gathering skills are great and wonderous, I doubt they know of PA's existence.
They're very retracted and tend not to socialise very much.
Second thoughts, yeah they probably do!
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26 Aug 2004, 18:20
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
verm must be hot because he gets loads of fit birds
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26 Aug 2004, 19:29
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Stop asking where I work.
Though I will say, I certainly do not frequent these boards in any professional capacity... If I did, I would not say half of the stuff I have said. Also, it would not be my department.
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Thanks, and I wish it were true, but I'm quite average (though very tall). I just learned that a combination of seeming confident but not eager, and actually TALKING to women and asking them out is FAR more successful then my previous high-school tactic of standing 12 feet away from women, looking uncomfotable and hoping they would spontaniously tear off their clothes and throw themselves at me. Also, girls dig rugby players who actually sound intelligent.
Though, can I just say, the DG's daughter Megan is utterly stunning, the kind of girl when you wake up beside you look up at the sky and say 'thank you' under your breath on the off chance anyone celestial is listening.
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26 Aug 2004, 19:30
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
I wasnt asking where you work, but all the cloak and dagger stuff naturually produced assumptions, even if in my case they were wrong.
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26 Aug 2004, 19:31
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
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actually TALKING to women and asking them out is FAR more successful then my previous high-school tactic of standing 12 feet away from women, looking uncomfotable and hoping they would spontaniously tear off their clothes and throw themselves at me.
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26 Aug 2004, 19:38
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
You'll like it here. It's windy, rainy and cold. Sometimes the sun shines for a brief period.
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26 Aug 2004, 20:06
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
only on rare occasions
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26 Aug 2004, 20:30
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
sunshine is a myth.
exept last summer, which was stupidly hot.
it never snows properly either.
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26 Aug 2004, 20:32
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Yeah but to compensate for the small amount of snow, we let it cause as much choas as it takes shitloads of snow to cause in other countries. Just so we can feel like we have more like.
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26 Aug 2004, 20:33
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
London rocks, 2 inches of snow and we close the underground
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26 Aug 2004, 20:41
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Vermillion, before you go, you have to have a drink with me and Erin, Say the Highlander near byward market a week on monday? my gf has a pagan meeting there around about 7-8pm but I ain't pagan but they also do a toast on monday nights where there's whisky and haggis involved.
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26 Aug 2004, 21:24
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
What will you be lecturing?
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26 Aug 2004, 21:31
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
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Vermillion, before you go, you have to have a drink with me and Erin, Say the Highlander near byward market a week on monday? my gf has a pagan meeting there around about 7-8pm but I ain't pagan but they also do a toast on monday nights where there's whisky and haggis involved.
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Interesting idea: PM me about it and we will see what we can do...
But no haggis.
Dear God, no haggis.
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26 Aug 2004, 21:43
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Done, pm away!
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26 Aug 2004, 22:28
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
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do they frequent these boards?
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27 Aug 2004, 00:50
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
dace has worked EVERYWHERE
anyway, what im looking forward to is going to the oxford website working out who verm is and posting a link
in a few weeks
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27 Aug 2004, 01:46
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Oxford is full of twats.
I can name a massive list of 2 people who went there from these boards - both mediocre.
Let's play Guess Who? or let's watch Captain Obvious
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27 Aug 2004, 02:01
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
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a massive list of 2 people
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27 Aug 2004, 04:55
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Same coudl be said about cambridge, it just depends on your personal preferences.
Jakiri, Jenny, Yahwe, god knows who else but I'm sure you can see a pattern by now.
Oh and Thom Yorke from Radiohead slagged off Cambridge, nuff said.
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27 Aug 2004, 12:04
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
I swear Nod and Jeneh went Oxford.
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27 Aug 2004, 12:23
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
im sure that yahwe went to oxford as well???
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27 Aug 2004, 12:24
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
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Also, girls dig rugby players who actually sound intelligent.
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27 Aug 2004, 12:52
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Jakiri went to Cambridge, Nod goes to Imperial and Jenny/Yahweh go/went to Oxford. Don't you remember they had that really awful "Father/Daughter" thing going on which was painfully embarrassing to read?
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27 Aug 2004, 13:27
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
yes
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27 Aug 2004, 14:11
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
so sunday is wrong then hehehe
and jakiri is going back to cambridge in september
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27 Aug 2004, 16:38
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Where's mark gone btw - spam levels have decreased and I also noticed the spam filter has been turned off...
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27 Aug 2004, 19:46
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
he has moved house, although he is at mine for the weekend starting in about half an hour, so expect a hello
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31 Aug 2004, 21:05
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
So, the girl in question is leaving to go back to school in a week, and has told me that before she leaves she wants to.. ahem, get it on in her father's office., here at work.
I dont have to worry about getting her into the building, she is pre-cleared, and her father is currently in Virginia at a conference, but this STILL strikes me as a career-endingly, utterly-and-in-every-way-bad, stupid to the point of mental deficiency idea. (Though probably a GREAT deal of fun)
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31 Aug 2004, 21:13
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Do it.
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31 Aug 2004, 21:16
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
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So, the girl in question is leaving to go back to school in a week, and has told me that before she leaves she wants to.. ahem, get it on in her father's office., here at work.
I dont have to worry about getting her into the building, she is pre-cleared, and her father is currently in Virginia at a conference, but this STILL strikes me as a career-endingly, utterly-and-in-every-way-bad, stupid to the point of mental deficiency idea. (Though probably a GREAT deal of fun)
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do it. you will then have the single greatest story in the history of mankind to tell people
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31 Aug 2004, 21:55
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
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So, the girl in question is leaving to go back to school in a week, and has told me that before she leaves she wants to.. ahem, get it on in her father's office., here at work.
I dont have to worry about getting her into the building, she is pre-cleared, and her father is currently in Virginia at a conference, but this STILL strikes me as a career-endingly, utterly-and-in-every-way-bad, stupid to the point of mental deficiency idea. (Though probably a GREAT deal of fun)
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In other unrelated news verm unwittingly lives in a porno movie set
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
We could ahve meets with Vermilion at them. I'd definitely go to those. He might no come if I did though.
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1 Sep 2004, 00:19
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
If it was me Verm that girl would be so ****ed in her fathers office she'd still be passed out in there when he got back.
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Its only a porno movie if I don't get caught. If I DO get caught, its the worst scenes out of one of the thriller movies where the spy gets interrogated by the North Koreans using hot wires and broken glass.
Let me spell it out with you. Having sex with the 19 year old daugher of the DG of my organisation, and my Boss, in his office?
Oh yeah, best story ever if I get away with it, if not my entire life becomes nothing but a cautionary tale told around the watercooler...
"Oh yeah there was this guy, years ago, bent the bosses daughter over his desk and was putting the wheels to her when he came in the office. They say on a full moon you can still hear his anguished, castrated screams coming up through the airducts..."
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
Gamble for the win dude.
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
he who dares wins, he who doesn`t whines about how he should`ve dared in internet forums.
so, get your leg over, already!
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
If you don't do it, it'll haunt you for the rest of your life. Can you live with that? The feeling of regret for the rest of your life because you had the chance to do the single greatest act a man can do (except ejaculating in their worst enemies mothers' face) and you bottled out. Can you live with that?
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
do it, record it, release it on the internet.
It sounds like a comedy gold situation, you have to do it!!
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
I bet this forum is watched by other people where you work verm. quis custodiet ipsos custodes or sth I think it goes. there will be cameras and microphones. your exact skin conductivity, heart pulse and core body temperature will be measured.
still you're going to leave soon so it's not a problem anyway.
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Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country
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Also, for those who know where I work, he is a DIRECTOR GENERAL here, meaning he can probably slip my name to some people in operations and have my severed head on a plate in his office the next day…
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it's ok, I said no. I don'T do that kind of job, not interesting enough.
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