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1 Nov 2005, 21:32
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my speshal friend dace
My Project - My Friend
my projekt is about my speshal frend dace. dace is funny and he has short hair. sumtimes he has a beurd but not now. his reel name is peter but he sez he likes being called dace for a nicname. i dont fink its a very gud nicname becuz it isnt funny like smellie john or ugly matt but he likes it. dace lives in scottland wiv his sister and makes passpors for a job so peeple can go to uther countries. he sez its easy so i think maybee i want to be a passport maker when im older like dace.
dace is funny he calls girls wimmins and complanes a lot about cat. he told me he duznt like cat becuz she duznt return his calls and becuz she duznt put out. i feel sorry for my frend dace becuz we have a cat and if we call her she comes back and if we put her outside she stays outside. he says cat is a bitch too which makes me confussed becuz mummy says a bitch is a ladie dog.
dace likes playin poker on the compooter. he shouts a lot at it i fink it is like snap but insted of shouting snap you shout norty words insted. dace has tort me lots of norty words! i think i would be gud at it becuz i am good at snap.
dace and me are best friends we go lots of places togever. i asked him why i was his best friend wen im only seven wen hes twenty four and he sed he liked them young. i dont no what this means but i love dace he gives me speshal hugs!
dace sez we need to go on the run soon from the pigs becuz they found out about him. im not sure wot this means eether becuz pigs cant run very fast. he sez he wants to go to anuther country but i dont no how this wil happen becuz you cant run over water unless your jesus.
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1 Nov 2005, 21:42
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I am.
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Re: my speshal friend dace
While I was reading this thread a bee ran away with my moustache.
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1 Nov 2005, 21:58
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Next goal wins!
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Re: my speshal friend dace
I'm not sure why, but i found it quite funny
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1 Nov 2005, 21:59
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Caveat Lector
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Re: my speshal friend dace
Dace is in trouble with the law?
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1 Nov 2005, 23:39
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Re: my speshal friend dace
Quote:
Originally Posted by horn
I'm horny, horny horny horny
So horny, I'm horny horny horny
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sorry, I've wanted to post that for weeks
though I'm not sure if weeks will like it
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1 Nov 2005, 23:46
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: my speshal friend dace
Well written. Clear and concises. Is it one of your students who wrote it?
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2 Nov 2005, 00:39
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Re: my speshal friend dace
Talk about being drunk around 8....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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2 Nov 2005, 01:23
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so f*cking zen
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Re: my speshal friend dace
There's this one girl who i'm in love with at the mo ...
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2 Nov 2005, 01:29
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Re: my speshal friend dace
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
There's this one girl who i'm in love with at the mo ...
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The barmaid?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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2 Nov 2005, 01:31
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so f*cking zen
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Re: my speshal friend dace
uh huh and?!
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2 Nov 2005, 01:39
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Re: my speshal friend dace
Oh nothing. Just .... come on, tell us, what happened? Don't you think love is a strong/magic word?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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2 Nov 2005, 07:36
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: my speshal friend dace
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Oh nothing. Just .... come on, tell us, what happened? Don't you think love is a strong/magic word?
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She hasn't told him to **** off yet, so it must be love.
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2 Nov 2005, 10:27
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Bored
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Re: my speshal friend dace
I smiled
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2 Nov 2005, 12:21
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Drink is Good
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Re: my speshal friend dace
top notch
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2 Nov 2005, 14:16
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Re: my speshal friend dace
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vaio
it must be love.
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love, love*.
*This was from a song somewhere....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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2 Nov 2005, 15:59
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: my speshal friend dace
that really is a good post.
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