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24 Jul 2004, 14:26
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, Mr. Fluffie
Join Date: Aug 2001
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my worst typo in a while..
fluffie zegt:
since i got to water the pants, put on something else than these smelly boxers, shower and walk to cornelis first
Shreek ---> Loser zegt:
I hope you mean water the plants
Shreek ---> Loser zegt:
not the pant
Shreek ---> Loser zegt:
s
Shreek ---> Loser zegt:
otherwise I'm not letting you in
Shreek ---> Loser zegt:
I'm serious
how about yours?
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24 Jul 2004, 14:35
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
<JC`> loly roffle
It was a very distressing moment when i realised the awful mistake i had made.
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24 Jul 2004, 14:37
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Rawr rawr
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
I never make typos.
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24 Jul 2004, 14:38
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Lucky
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
lul
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24 Jul 2004, 17:10
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
i once typed "your" when i should have typed "you're"
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24 Jul 2004, 17:40
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I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
instead of "mose"(kind of plant) i typed(spoke) "möse"(vagina) in rl in an oral exam.
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24 Jul 2004, 17:59
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
"I'm a genious."
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24 Jul 2004, 18:03
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
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25 Jul 2004, 13:19
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
"I make it a habit to have elephants enter my ass"
I missed out the word 'not' I was fully intending to use
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25 Jul 2004, 13:47
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Guy next door
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
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25 Jul 2004, 14:07
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TashTastic
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
my worst typo had to be
<Madina> cham we arent rretards
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25 Jul 2004, 16:42
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
I once spelt spelapelee spelelapelee .
Such embarrassment.
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25 Jul 2004, 17:04
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Darling
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Edinburgh
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
I once spelt spelapelee spelelapelee .
Such embarrassment.
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why would you ever need to use a word that doesn't exist
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25 Jul 2004, 17:12
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
Quote:
Originally Posted by BesigedB
why would you ever need to use a word that doesn't exist
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For talking about JJ with.
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25 Jul 2004, 17:16
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That Random Guy
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: UK
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
it may exist just not in the dictionary yet
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25 Jul 2004, 17:18
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
Come back on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday night and probably Sunday afternoon when JJ's had more than one half-strength G&T and you'll see the proper application of the great word that is spelapelee.
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25 Jul 2004, 17:20
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
Who 'invented' the word?
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25 Jul 2004, 17:28
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
In a similar way that Archimedes discovered the principles of a object displacing it's volume when placed in a large enough body of water, when he was knackered and needed a nice long bath with some Radox in it, JJ discovered the wisdom that is spelapelee after a night of slef-discovery and reflection on what it is to be drunk and online.
It is a night the world would do well to remember and be thankful for, for without his great voyage of discovery into the black twilight of the local pub, 'The George and Dragon', we would be without the devastating insight and profound revelations that have been afforded us by spelapelee
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25 Jul 2004, 18:21
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
I once read out orgasm instead of organism.
And then I once labeled the (eye-)lid as Glied ( limb) in a biology exam.
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25 Jul 2004, 18:28
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Mathamagician
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
once red golden virginia as golden vagina. The shoppers were not impressed.
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26 Jul 2004, 05:55
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edited for readability
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
my worse type..
i got to crap a cig
for
i got to grab a cig...
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26 Jul 2004, 11:16
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th0ng gimp
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
i make too many to even worry about them these days
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26 Jul 2004, 11:35
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
"cock" instead of "coke".
I have no idea how i did it.
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26 Jul 2004, 12:35
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
OK, I do make typos...
Recently typed "gesekschaft" instead of "geselschaft". I'm not sure if it means anything in German, but for a Dutch person trying to read German it looks like something very different from the intended word.
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26 Jul 2004, 13:55
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
When formatting a partition on a computer recently, instead of "fdisk" I typed in "fdick".
Not sure why.
Maybe my subconcious is trying to tell me something.
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26 Jul 2004, 13:58
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th0ng gimp
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
once asked a german ober for 2 fleische of beers instead on 2 flasche of beers. He seemed quite amused by that
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26 Jul 2004, 15:49
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumad
once asked a german ober for 2 fleische of beers instead on 2 flasche of beers. He seemed quite amused by that
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Maybe an explaination for non german speakers?
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26 Jul 2004, 18:06
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Re: my worst typo in a while..
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumad
once asked a german ober for 2 fleische of beers instead on 2 flasche of beers. He seemed quite amused by that
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IncubusGod
Maybe an explaination for non german speakers?
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Literally = "Two meat of beer", and still wrong grammar.
I can't imagine it's somehow related to "dick" (the meat thing). It just sounds really stupid, and the waiter was probably amazed what a big difference a tiny change can make (as I would've been in that situation).
Also just really really bad German ^^
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