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[JonnyBGood]

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Originally Posted by s|k

Some people don't get nuances and subtlety. In fact a lot of people don't. That's why satire is possible, and why it's funny. It also makes things like Bladerunner so enjoyable. People either don't know or are too lazy to put things in historical contexts. I'd say that to them Bladerunner is just the sum of it's parts, the existential experience of viewing it. They don't know anything about cyberpunk and new wave. They can't make, or are again too lazy, to make connections between fictional symbolism and their lives (unless such symbolism comes in the forum of stale and jejune quotes and memetic devices that make you want to put a hole in your head).

When I see a movie I pay attention to more than just the obvious. I notice camera placement and how the shots are placed. I pay attention to the colors used, I pay attention what's laying around outside the room or outside environment - beyond what the director is wanting you to focus on. I look for foreshadowing and patterns in the story. I sometimes read up about the story and the context of the story before I go see the movie. I also don't take words from the screen play at face value - they're not being delivered by the actors ad hominem, they were written down and thought through before production on the movie began. It's symbolism, and it can have varied meaning and levels of abstraction.

That's the thing that people who place such value on banal action sequences and big fireballs and explosions will never understand. They see establishment critics (not your local dime newspaper critic) as elitist nerds because of petty ignorance and laziness. It's been my experience that such people see their own life with the same naive simplistic perspective, and they lead their lives with a blind and frustrated fatalistic attitude because they don't understand what's going on. The best part is that they don't even know that they don't understand. They don't know what they don't see in the movie, and they don't know what they aren't seeing in their lives. It's entertaining and depressing at the same time. It's why people vote for Bush.

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Originally Posted by Ste

that's nowt
when i were a lad we had to get up in mornin, do two 3 hour exams before breakfast, get sent down pit, study a random 2000 page text book written in ancient egyptian whilst workin a 14 hour shift and then submit a 50,000 word essay before we went to bed every day of t week.
And if we failed, we was shot. if we were lucky
kids these days don't know they're born...
aye.

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Originally Posted by pig

Well its a weird story.

Basically I was quite drunk last friday night and we went to the bar risa. Now the one in Birmingham theres 5 rooms I think, the particular one I was in I was sitting on some kind of sofa with a table in front and a sofa behind that, and then a couple of sofa like chairs to the side.

I was with my mates, but then two of my mates were chatting to girls, the other one on this bedlike thing with another girl and another two had gone awol. There was a girl standing near my table.

Short Skirt
Nice Jumper
Good shoes
Pearl Necklace
Blonde Hair
Good tits
Nice little cute ass

I turned round to my mate and we both commentated how she was fit, each time she bent over by the ciggarette machine (next to our table) I said something on the lines of "I wouldnt mind popping that" my friend agreed. For some reason my mate walked off, I think he saw a girl he liked and wanted to go chat to her. So I was left there on my own. Weird situation as there was a fair few of us out and I was there at this big table on my own.

Anyway the girl at the fag machine was still faffing around with it, I think it wouldnt take her money or something, so I leaned over and tapped her on the shoulder. She turned round and I gave her a cigarette. She then came and sat down next to me and said thanks. I then got out maybe 5 more fags and said "here keep these for later".

Then there was silence for half a minute. She looked well almost as though she was about to cry. So I said to her "are you ok?" and she said "Thats the nicest thing anyones ever done for me" So I was like ah no problem. She then stuck her hand out and said my name is "nicole" I told her my name and we started talking. I asked her what her job is and all of this, then 5 minutes later my mate wandered back with his bird. We are all chatting now and then this bloke sits down next to her but kind of opposite her, its hard to explain. So now my mate is talking to him and Im kind of quiet now.

She then starts well playing footsie with me, I look at her and she keeps a straight face, so i think ok shes probably pissed, but **** it lets play footsie back. So I start doing that whole feet thing, I try and catch her eye again but nothing. So I stop the footsie thing and light up a fag.

Next thing I know she slides her hand down my pants, undoes the buttons on my jeans and pulls my cock out. Luckily the tables were huge and were quite high up, so there she sat wanking me off. I didnt cum for two reasons. Firstly her boyfriend started paying attention to her. Secondly my mates had joined the table. So i put it back in and then moved my hand to her downstairs, except as I was moving my hand up her leg, I think and I think her boyfriend caught me.

He whispered angrily in her ear, and pulled her up and they left. As she walked out she give me a cheeky wink and that was that. I then went off to the toilets which were well nice and finished myself off.

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Originally Posted by Chunderbunny

Someone told me I could get laid easily here. Unfortunately it seems some kinds of incompetency transcend cultural boundaries.....

Im on an internship, although I graduated uni.... There witholding my graduation until I finish.

Im also job hunting, looking for a games industry job over here, have an interview at the end of next month.

Whats your story?

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Originally Posted by JammyJim

we also have

Any oriental import car that has been modified for no real performance gain.Ricer: An oriental car with no engine mods, a body kit, and possibly stickers. Made to look fast.
Not a ricer: An oriental car with a fully built engine, drive train, and suspension reguardless of appearance


www.anti-rice.com


goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.


When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.Ricers are fags.


http://www.subiegal.com/images/even...honda-ricer.jpg

is a ricer.


its not a racial slur you bunch of mongoloids

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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

I thought you said you belonged to the world. As a representative of said world I would like to know which part of you I get

Is 'ban the hoc' how you pronounce it?

God I hope so.

I've never been outside the US and Europe. Christ knows what those foreigners are getting up to in their dark holes in the fabric of society.

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Originally Posted by s|k

Wow, I'm surprised at the linguistic capabilities of reactionary pseudo-auto-critics. I can't imagine how dumb you must think I am. As if that 'urban dictionary' definition wasn't some after-the-fact racism apologia. Whatever you may say your disparaging use of the scientifically discredited epithet 'mongoloid was highly racist. But I'm sure none of you care, you wouldn't care even it was who you are that is the punchline of these jokes/puns. Because you don't understand, you don't want to understand...in the middle of a race war you still wouldn't understand what the **** it was all about. I'm tired of all these god damned know-it-all condescending attitudes you all swing around with as if you people were the gods of intellectualism. Your mirth and smirking facades are just a cover for fear and anger, most aptly expressed by the hooligan Jennifer.

Just like your tepid justifications for stealing music and movies, your rationale for the use of racist language falls far short of any kind of legitimate argument. You people are morally depraved. You feed your primal need for self-gratification with lurid pornography and shallow relationships with the opposite sex. Your unquestionable attachment to materialism has eroded your character and your humanity. From the day you have set foot on this earth it has always been about you and what you can get for yourself, for your friends, and for your family. Selfish, despicable blaggard, you're condemned by your own laziness to an ungrateful life and a shallow existence. All your logic, your reason, your wit is used to defend what you have and who you are. Moral courage is nonexistent among you. There's not a single selfless man or woman among you.*


























*Just kidding. I felt like *really* over-reacting today, and damnit if I don't do it with style. But seriously, you people are racially insensitive.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Why does s|k's post apparantly come from http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=188205 ?

[JonnyBGood]

Because I had to do a lot of copying and pasting.