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28 Apr 2004, 23:28
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Need opinion on this
I purchased 2 tickets for the Red Hot Chili Peppers gig in London and I was thinking of taking someone nice to it. I've asked a lot of people if they wanted to join me but I either got 'on a holiday' or 'don't like them much' answers. So when I asked this girl I know in my old college, because I fancy her, she said yes. She doesn't know that I fancy her yet but I was thinking what are the possiblilties that she could be my girl.
She's a "grunger". Meaning a messed up 17 yr old who listens to grunge, rock, etc. and think they're sooo better than most of society.
I'm a bohemian. I listen to the stuff she's into but I don't dress in black or have extremely baggy jeans.
Meaning I might not be her kinda guy because I'm not "grunge" enough.
Now I thought of a worst case scenario where I'll take this girl to the gig and enjoy it but during the gig she bumps into someone "fit" and pulls him, jots down his number and my chances with her are doomed.
What do you think?
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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28 Apr 2004, 23:31
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Re: Need opinion on this
During the gig pull your cock out and ask her to suck it.
If she goes for it then you know your "meant to be".
If not then the bitch isnt worth it.
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28 Apr 2004, 23:33
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Need opinion on this
BTW the real worse case scenario is that you didn't ask her in the first place.
You are already "winning" ('cause you have a girl you like spending time with you).
If it happens it happens if not then not etc.
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28 Apr 2004, 23:35
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Re: Need opinion on this
1. get her drunk
2. accidentally get lost in some back street alley on your way to the gig
3. follow dace's suggestions
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28 Apr 2004, 23:37
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Re: Need opinion on this
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Originally Posted by Dace
During the gig pull your cock out and ask her to suck it.
If she goes for it then you know your "meant to be".
If not then the bitch isnt worth it.
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Actually I know someone who did this to her and she ran away.
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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28 Apr 2004, 23:39
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Need opinion on this
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Actually I know someone who did this to her and she ran away.
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What did you say her name was again ('cause that might "theoretically" have happened to me)?
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28 Apr 2004, 23:40
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Heh
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Re: Need opinion on this
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Actually I know someone who did this to her and she ran away.
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very coincidental....
Wait till a slowish song and then put your arm round her or something when she looks at you you look at her eyes.
Pulled. Next thread
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28 Apr 2004, 23:42
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Re: Need opinion on this
or seeing as she's a grunger, would probably be best to wait till a head banging tune came on, slapped her ass and look down at her breasts ... and see what happens.
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28 Apr 2004, 23:44
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Need opinion on this
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Wait till a slowish song and then put your arm round her or something when she looks at you you look at her eyes.
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Make sure you whistle nonchalently and look off in the opposite direction to her as you put your arm around her tho.
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28 Apr 2004, 23:46
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Re: Need opinion on this
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Make sure you whistle nonchalently and look off in the opposite direction to her as you put your arm around her tho.
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and when she looks at you dodgy point at the guy on the other side of her. when she looks round take a quick look at her arse
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28 Apr 2004, 23:50
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Re: Need opinion on this
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and when she looks at you dodgy point at the guy on the other side of her. when she looks round take a quick look at her arse
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and then when she catches you looking at her arse pretend like you weren't and keep on saying "What? What? What?" when she looks at you :mad:
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29 Apr 2004, 01:24
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Re: Need opinion on this
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What did you say her name was again ('cause that might "theoretically" have happened to me)?
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I didn't.
Besides you don't live in London.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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29 Apr 2004, 01:29
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Re: Need opinion on this
If you phoned her up out of the blue and asked her to go to a concert with you, then she probably does suspect that you fancy her unless she is rather naive.
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29 Apr 2004, 01:31
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Actually, I told her face to face.
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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29 Apr 2004, 01:33
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Re: Need opinion on this
well woteva
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29 Apr 2004, 01:34
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Re: Need opinion on this
girls tend to know if you fancy them or not (they'll sometimes deny this though) - unless you'rte a pretty good conman / poker player, it would be hard to not give off little signals that a saucy little 17yr old minx wouldnt pick up
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29 Apr 2004, 01:40
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Re: Need opinion on this
surely a man would want to give out signals.
only someone who wanted to play stupid games all the time would do that (like a woman).
i may play poker but im not stupid.
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29 Apr 2004, 01:48
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Are you paying for her ticket or does she get it free?
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29 Apr 2004, 01:50
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cos like, if youre paying, sex is a 'sure thing'
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29 Apr 2004, 08:16
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Re: Need opinion on this
You could actually try winning her over with your charming personality, your reassuring manner that makes her feel confident in herself and takes her miles away from her family troubles (which all girls have).
But then again....
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29 Apr 2004, 08:29
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Re: Need opinion on this
Why not meet her at a pub / wherever before the concert and spend an hour getting a drink together. You can then use whatever charms you possess to ensnare her.
Even if it doesn't work, you'll be going to the concert together as more of a "unit", so she'll be less likely to spend time talking to random guys.
Of course, if she doesn't like you there's not much you can really do, and there's no point begrudging her getting off with someone. You may as well try your luck with random other people there if this happens I suppose.
p.s. Which gig is this? Is it the one in late-ish June?
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29 Apr 2004, 08:54
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Heh I know so many great stories and incidents of guy meets girl he likes, guy brings girl to party/concert to impress her, girl meets cool guy and snogs her, guy who brought her get's incredibly drunk and makes himself look like a tit while being angry.
In other words, I don't hold out hope for you unless you were cool enough in the first place for her to want to get to know you.
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<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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29 Apr 2004, 09:46
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Re: Need opinion on this
just be yourself, she obviously likes you enough to feel comfortable going to the gig with you, have a laugh, see what happens
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29 Apr 2004, 10:18
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Kill her and sexually assualt the corpse.
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29 Apr 2004, 10:24
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Re: Need opinion on this
or buy her 2 breezers tell her you think she looks like your mom and then your golden
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29 Apr 2004, 11:25
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Re: Need opinion on this
Just go with the flow man, go with the flow.
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29 Apr 2004, 12:17
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Heh I know so many great stories and incidents of guy meets girl he likes, guy brings girl to party/concert to impress her, girl meets cool guy and snogs her, guy who brought her get's incredibly drunk and makes himself look like a tit while being angry.
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I didn't think that happened to anyone over the age of 17. It's happened to me in the past, and it ****ing hurts when it does, but I wouldn't let it happen now. If I was going to invite a girl to a party, we'd either be friends, or I'd make sure we had some kind of definite "arrangement".( IE: we'd be "seeing" each other, but not officially going out, or we'd be on that rocky-area-of-first-dates, where we're both interested in each other, so others wouldn't get a look-in.).
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29 Apr 2004, 20:30
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You are all such ****ing idiots. Treat the girl with some respect. Seriously, it'll get you a lot farther than any of the suggestions I've read so far.
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29 Apr 2004, 20:34
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Re: Need opinion on this
lies.
rape > respect
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29 Apr 2004, 21:11
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Re: Need opinion on this
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You are all such ****ing idiots. Treat the girl with some respect. Seriously, it'll get you a lot farther than any of the suggestions I've read so far.
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Half the suggestions are basically treating her with respect you dimwit.
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29 Apr 2004, 21:12
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Half the suggestions are basically treating her with respect you dimwit.
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The other half being 'rape her!' which I don't think are very serious.
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29 Apr 2004, 21:27
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lol kaostrigx is a virgin lol
happy now?
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29 Apr 2004, 22:00
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Killing her and sexually assaulting the corpse is respectful.
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29 Apr 2004, 22:03
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follow all the advice given here, and take a bottle of chloroform and a cloth ("just in case")
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29 Apr 2004, 22:03
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lol kaostrigx is a virgin lol
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29 Apr 2004, 22:15
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cos im fab
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30 Apr 2004, 00:21
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I remember you. Why do I remember you?
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Because your signature screams "teenage angst".
Go back to Avril Lavigne.
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30 Apr 2004, 00:25
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Re: Need opinion on this
i got tickets for that and a nice person to take, gotta find them now ****ing lost 'em
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30 Apr 2004, 12:05
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p.s. Which gig is this? Is it the one in late-ish June?
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June 25. The last gig in London.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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30 Apr 2004, 12:11
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Re: Need opinion on this
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Because your signature screams "teenage angst".
Go back to Avril Lavigne.
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Ok fuk off dude, nobody disses Avril on these boards and gets away with it!
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