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lets ask for advice on GD!
ok, so about 2 months ago (that long!) i was chatting to this girl in a club and we exchanged phone numbers. I cant remember that much cos i was on pills, but she seemed pretty fit at the time (otherwise i wouldnt have wasted my time of course) and texted her the next day and found out she lived in sheffield and im not about to travel down to a town ive never been before to meet some random bird i had 1 conversation with.
aaaanyway. today i think i phoned her by accident (keylock off etc), and got a 4 page text back saying she was single, how am i, and i should come down.
i mean... WHAT THE ****!?!!?!? Is that normal practice?
clearly though, im just too sexy for words and my influence on women is crippling and long lasting.
should i reply at all? and if so, say what?
bear in mind i dont particularly want to travel to sheffield still.
oh, and i think shes about 30 (or so my friends tell me, my eyes werent working properly at the time, but 30 can be good ).
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Re: lets ask for advice on GD!
She'll have at least one kid.
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29 Apr 2004, 23:14
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Where do you live?
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29 Apr 2004, 23:14
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i love you dace.
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MM, atm, manchester.
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29 Apr 2004, 23:15
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Re: lets ask for advice on GD!
I'm going through Sheffield tomorrow .
Tell her to come meet you wherever you live, she seems deperate enough. It saves you money and gives you the chance of getting laid if she's not some fat ugly minger.
Edit: I'm going through Manchester as well .
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shes not fat, i dont think shes a minger. If she is, i can always just get pissed.
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and JC, thats pretty much what i was planning on saying.
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29 Apr 2004, 23:17
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Re: lets ask for advice on GD!
When are you all going to grow up and realize that life is not about pussy? when are you going to figure out that there's more to women than a body? I mean seriously grow up and one day you might actually meet the right woman and realize how ****ing beautiful they actually are and that there's so much more than sex.
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Re: lets ask for advice on GD!
Great minds think alike .
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Re: lets ask for advice on GD!
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i love you dace.
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Men are not supposed to love each other you fag.
It's against God and the Bible.
AND Jesus.
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When are you all going to grow up and realize that life is not about pussy? when are you going to figure out that there's more to women than a body? I mean seriously grow up and one day you might actually meet the right woman and realize how ****ing beautiful they actually are and that there's so much more than sex.
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You are gay right?
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Deep ... just imagine some kid* calling you "Daddy".
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*who aint yours
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29 Apr 2004, 23:19
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kaostrigx, you made me lol for about 5 seconds with your post
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29 Apr 2004, 23:20
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Just cut the crap. Ask her plainly if she wants your big fat Mancunian cock or not.
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Just go up for a weekend, and shag her rotten.
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29 Apr 2004, 23:21
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i mean... WHAT THE ****!?!!?!? Is that normal practice? .
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I don't see why not.
Although it does mean she could be a tad desperate and/or a slag. Neither of these things are 'bad' however.
I probably wouldn't meet her in this position as (a) I'm not overly into 30 year olds (although if she was fit, obviously probably would) and (b) it'd be too akward unless you're going to just get drunk together or somesuch. I dislike speaking to people (while sober) that I've met while on pills / in clubs. They seem far less interesting, for a start.
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i dont want a kid calling me daddy, im 20 ffs.
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Just cut the crap. Ask her plainly if she wants your big fat Mancunian cock or not.
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You are gay right?
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Far from it.
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Far from it.
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I wish i was like you .
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i dont want a kid calling me daddy, im 20 ffs. :(
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Don't meet her then.
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im not mancunian, i just happen to attend university here. None of my friends are mancunian, i have no traces of a mancunian accent.
the cock things though
(and my dildo was last seen in the possession of one peter rankin, i dont think id want it back)
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I mean seriously grow up and one day you might actually meet the right woman and realize how ****ing beautiful they actually are and that there's so much more than sex.
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When are you going to grow up and realise that
(a) there's more to life than posting banal uninteresting clichés on an internet forum.
(b) not everyone is 100% serious when they post here.
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things like this will happen if you get wasted at 5th ave
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i was at some club near canal street actually. Someones birthday, some happy hardcore DJ called 'dj sy' was playing and in order to combat the shitness of the music i got completely off my face.
5th av is absolutely fantastic thoguh
although they tend to play the same songs again and again and again.
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Don't we all?
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29 Apr 2004, 23:35
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i was at some club near canal street actually. Someones birthday, some happy hardcore DJ called 'dj sy' was playing and in order to combat the shitness of the music i got completely off my face.
5th av is absolutely fantastic thoguh
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canal street is :cool: :up: bit expensive though :down: but then gay people can afford it :(
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When are you all going to grow up and realize that life is not about pussy? when are you going to figure out that there's more to women than a body? I mean seriously grow up and one day you might actually meet the right woman and realize how ****ing beautiful they actually are and that there's so much more than sex.
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Ha...ha...ha.
Shut up.
You're either female, gay, or 16.
The discussion isn't about "how can i get laid", moron. It's about what this guy should do. Has anyone else been in the experience, and what would they do. If he gets sex out of it, all the better. People don't go to nightclubs and chat to the opposite sex to "realise how beautiful they are". They do it to either just socialise, or to get a pull (snog), or to even get sex. And then, THEN, they may decide they want a relationship with the person.
Don't judge others because they aren't as uptight about sex and relationships as you.
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yes...
you make it sound like id be doing a disservice by servicing her kaostrigx
if she doesnt want sex then thats fine. But the sooner you realise that sex for fun can be a mutually fulfilling activity the better.
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Get him to call you Daddy Cool then.
Oh! Daddy Cool!
Oh! Daddy cooooool!
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Just cut the crap. Ask her plainly if she wants your big fat Mancunian cock or not.
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Why has my advice not been followed yet. I demand an explanation.
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cos its pretty damn obvious that she does.
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But the sooner you realise that sex for fun can be a mutually fulfilling activity the better.
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\o/ first time in ages i've got a Fight Club quote on GD \o/
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cos its pretty damn obvious that she does.
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Ha...ha...ha.
Shut up.
You're either female, gay, or 16.
The discussion isn't about "how can i get laid", moron. It's about what this guy should do. Has anyone else been in the experience, and what would they do. If he gets sex out of it, all the better. People don't go to nightclubs and chat to the opposite sex to "realise how beautiful they are". They do it to either just socialise, or to get a pull (snog), or to even get sex. And then, THEN, they may decide they want a relationship with the person.
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When are you all going to grow up and realize that life is not about pussy? when are you going to figure out that there's more to women than a body? I mean seriously grow up and one day you might actually meet the right woman and realize how ****ing beautiful they actually are and that there's so much more than sex.
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I think in retrospect that Deepflow should give a party acting on her behalf her phone number so she knows what she's actually done here.
I know you are all talking about what deepflow has to fear, but personally I'm concerned about what said woman might not remember(or know for that matter about this 'fine' specimen).
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oh, she'll remember all right
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talk to her on webcam! then u can see if she s actually fine, if shes a minger accidentally DC. If shes fine follow it up.
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He might be some sort of religious muppet this kao-whatever-he-is....
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youre supposed sexual preference you mean...
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Invite her up for some hot loving. Failing that have a wank, watch some tv and go to bed.
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Invite her up for some hot loving. Failing that have a wank, watch some tv and go to bed.
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Invite her up for some hot loving. Failing that have a wank, watch some tv and go to bed.
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done and done.
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